OK. I'M 15 YEARS OLD, RIGHT?
I'M GONNA BE 16 IN JUST A FEW MONTHS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BUGS ME?
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE?
MOM AND DAD STILL TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD.
"DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER."
"EAT YOUR VEGETABLES IF YOU WANT TO GROW UP BIG AND STRONG."
WHAT AM I, 9?
I'M ALREADY BOTH BIG AND STRONG...
KIND OF.
MOM AND DAD ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THE THE FACT THAT...
I'M NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME.
CALL IT WHEN YOU'RE READY.
READY, SET, GRAPE!
BULL'S-EYE!
ALL RIGHT. BACK AT YOU.
YEAH! HA!
EWW!
AN ENTIRE WEEKEND ALL TO OURSELVES.
NO MOM, NO DAD!
57 HOURS OF TOTAL FREEDOM!
WITHOUT THE MAN TO KEEP US DOWN.
HOW GREAT IS THIS GONNA BE?
WE COULD STAY UP LATE.
YEAH, WE CAN!
WE CAN ORDER PIZZA WHENEVER WE WANT!
YEAH, WE CAN!
WE CAN WALK AROUND IN OUR UNDERWEAR!
NO, WE CAN'T.
RIGHT. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I'M GONNA TRY AND SCORE SOME TICKETS TO ROCK SHOCK.
I THOUGHT MOM AND DAD ALREADY SAID
YOU COULDN'T GO TO THAT CONCERT.
I KNOW, BUT I'VE ONLY ASKED, LIKE, 10 TIMES.
MOM USUALLY CRACKS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 14 AND 17.
A TOAST TO A FUN-FILLED, PARENT-FREE WEEKEND.
YEAH, BROTHER!
HEY! AND NO LITTLE SISTER EITHER.
THAT'S RIGHT. NONE OF MEGAN'S
STUPID PRACTICAL JOKES.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YEAH! NO ONE TO PUT ITCHING POWDER
ON OUR TOILET PAPER.
NOTHING WORSE THAN ITCHY BUTT.
[ROPE WHIPPING]
AAH!
OHH!
WOW! IT REALLY WORKED!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS WEEKEND.
♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT ♪
♪ I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND
♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME ♪ TO REALIZE
♪ REALIZE ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW
♪ THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND
♪ OOH
NOW IF YOU NEED TO REACH US,
WE BOTH HAVE OUR CELL PHONES.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE FINE.
OOH. WE'RE LATE. WE SHOULD REALLY HIT THE ROAD.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
OH, GRAMMY'S GONNA BE HERE IN ABOUT AN...
WHOA, WHOA! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?
ALL RIGHT! GRAMMY'S COMING!
JOSH! OH, NO!
GRAMMY'S COMING.
YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GONNA LET YOU
STAY ALONE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND?
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE THOUGHT.
WE DON'T NEED A BABY-SITTER!
SORRY. SHE'S ALREADY ON HER WAY.
OH, MAN.
MEGAN, IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DRIVE.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED TO DO?
CAN I GIVE MY BROTHERS A GOOD-BYE HUG?
GROSS!
FINE. I'll JUST HUG JOSH THEN.
AW, THAT WAS NICE.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, GUYS.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! BEFORE YOU GUYS GO,
I HAVE TO ASK, CAN I PLEASE...
YOU CANNOT GO TO THAT ROCK SHOCK CONCERT,
AND THAT'S FINAL.
OH, MAN!
SEE YOU GUYS SUNDAY!
GREAT! THE WHOLE WEEKEND IS RUINED!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
IS COMING TO BABY-SIT US.
OH, COME ON! GRAMMY'S COOL.
SHE'S NOT COOL, AND SHE HATES ME.
SHE DOES NOT. SHE JUST THINKS
YOU'RE A LITTLE IRRESPONSIBLE.
CAN'T SAY I DISAGREE.
WHATEVER.
AT LEAST WE HAVE A LITTLE TIME
BEFORE SHE GETS HERE.
LET'S HAVE FUN WHILE WE CAN.
WHAT? YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TO LOCK THE DOOR?
WOW! WEREN'T THOSE TWO SECONDS FUN.
HEY!
I MUST BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE.
MY JOSHY IS CUTE BUT NOWHERE NEAR THIS HANDSOME!
WELL, I WAS EXPECTING MY GRAMMY,
NOT THIS PRETTY YOUNG THANG!
HA HA HA!
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME.
YOUR BUTT ITCHES?
WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?
I WONDER.
YOU DON'T PUT SIGNS ON PEOPLE.
I DIDN'T PUT THIS SIGN ON HIM.
YOU DON'T SEE ME PUTTING A SIGN ON YOUR BACK
THAT SAYS, "LAZY PUNK," DO YOU?
GRAMMY, IT'S OK.
HEY. DID YOU BRING ME ANYTHING?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? I GOT PRESENTS FOR BOTH OF YOU.
LET'S SEE. JOSHY!
DRAKE.
WHOA! 50 BUCKS! HOW'D YOU KNOW?
YOU JUST ENJOY.
WOW! $2.00 OFF MY NEXT HAIRCUT.
I WOULDN'T WAIT TOO LONG TO USE THAT.
YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FILTHY MOP.
DRAKE, BE A LAMB AND CARRY MY SUITCASE
UP TO MEGAN'S ROOM.
BE... A LAMB.
AND UNPACK IT WHEN YOU GET UPSTAIRS.
YOU CAN ORGANIZE MY THONGS BY COLOR.
UGH!
COME HERE, MY LITTLE BOY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I HAD TO UNPACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SUITCASE.
THESE HANDS HAVE TOUCHED GRAMMY PANTIES!
Boy: DRAKE, OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR!
OK. COME UP.
YOU KNOW, GRAMMY'S REALLY COOL
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER.
YOU SEE-EE.
UH, DRAKE.
"LAZY PUNK."
GRAMMY GOT YOU.
HA HA, YEAH.
I HATE HER SO MUCH.
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
NOTHING GOOD.
WELL, IT GETS WORSE.
YEAH. WE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
YEAH. WE COULDN'T GET TICKETS TO ROCK SHOCK.
DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO ANYWAY.
SO NO BIG DEAL. WE'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE THIS WEEKEND.
YEAH. YOUR PARENTS ARE AWAY, RIGHT?
YEAH. EXCEPT JOSH'S GRANDMOTHER IS HERE
ALL WEEKEND BABY-SITTING US.
SHE'S NOT BABY-SITTING.
SHE'S HANGING OUT, AND SHE'S REALLY COOL.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY BINGO?!
MEEEEEEEEEEE!
JOSHY... WHY PUT MEATBALLS IN THE SALAD?
WHY NOT PUT MEATBALLS IN THE SALAD?
EHH!
HEY, DRAKE. JUST IN TIME.
DINNER'S ALMOST READY.
OH. MEATBALL SALAD AGAIN?
I'll JUST GRAB A BITE WITH THE GUYS.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HOLD YOUR HORSES THERE, SNACK PANTS.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
OUT.
NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THAT ROCK POT CONCERT.
YOUR MOM AND DAD WERE VERY CLEAR WITH ME ON THAT.
OK. FIRST, IT'S ROCK SHOCK,
AND SECOND, I'M NOT GOING TO IT.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TICKETS, OK?
DO I LOOK STUPID?
DRAKE!
LOOK. I'M JUST GOING TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
DON'T LIKE TO ME. I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY.
YEAH. NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
LOOK, YOU.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
COME ON. WHO WANTS A HUG?
♪ THEY'RE FREEEEE JOSHY, MM.
YOU ARE SO SOFT.
AND YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT.
YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE,
WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. I CAN'T JUST SIT HOME.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO HERE?
I KNOW! YOU COULD TAKE A BATH
AND PUT ON SOME DECENT CLOTHES.
DON'T DO IT, DRAKE!
I'll BE UPSTAIRS IN MY ROOM.
OK. HERE COMES MY BACKWARDS, OVER-THE-SHOULDER,
SPECIAL, HOOPTY-DOOP SHOT.
READY?
HEY, GRAMMY. CHECK THIS OUT.
AH. UNH!
OHH! OHH!
OH, JOSH, JOSHY.
YOUR FACE IS LIKE A BALL MAGNET.
FUNNY.
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PLAY
AS GOOD AS YOU TALK TRASH.
I PLAY JUST FINE.
OH, YEAH?
THINK YOU COULD BEAT GRAMMY
IN A LITTLE ONE ON ONE?
NO. I DON'T THINK I WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL
WITH A LADY OF YOUR YEARS.
WHY?
AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA GET BEAT?
ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME BALL?
LET'S PLAY SOME BALL.
GOOD. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE THIS
A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING?
YOU WANT TO BET ME?
FIRST ONE TO 5 POINTS WINS.
YOU BEAT ME, I'll LET YOU GO OUT.
WITH YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT.
SERIOUSLY? YEAH. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GO
TO THAT ROCK SNOT CONCERT.
DEAL. LET'S PLAY.
GAME ON, CHICKEN LEGS.
TAKE IT OUT.
THAT'S ONE.
YOU ENJOY IT BECAUSE THAT'S ALL
YOU'RE GONNA GET, LITTLE GIRL.
YES! 5 TO NOTHING!
YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, GRAMMY.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU USUALLY PLAY BETTER THAN THAT.
GUESS I'M GETTING TOO OLD.
OOH! MAYBE I COULD BEAT YOU NOW.
YEAH. NOT THAT OLD.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
HEY. I WAS JUST COMING TO MEET YOU GUYS AT THE COFFEE SHOP.
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER COME WITH US TO...
ROCK SHOCK?! ROCK SHOCK?!
WHAT?
SCOTTIE GOT US TICKETS!
AND THEY'RE FREE.
I CAN'T GO.
WHY? WHAT?
I... I PROMISED GRAMMY.
AW! HE WOVES HIS GWAMMY.
GWAMMY'S WITTLE BOY.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I JUST BEAT HER BUTT
AT BASKETBALL.
IMPRESSIVE. WHEN WE GET BACK,
MAYBE YOU TWO CAN KICKBOX.
COME ON. LET'S JUST GO, MAN.
SHE'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT.
GUYS... THE SHOW STARTS IN AN HOUR.
WE'RE GOING.
WAIT UP!
Scottie: HOW GREAT IS THIS?
TICKETS.
UH, YEAH. HE'S GOT THEM.
HEY. COME ON, DRAKE. LIGHTEN UP.
GRAMMY'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT YOU'RE HERE.
I KNOW. I JUST...
WOULD YOU 4 PLEASE STEP TO THE SIDE?
YEAH, SURE.
HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
COULD YOU COME WITH ME, PLEASE?
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
YEAH. THESE TICKETS ARE FAKES. WHAT?!
YOU GUYS ARE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE.
LET'S GO! NO, THEY'RE NOT!
COME ON! MOVE IT!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE MADE IT BACKSTAGE.
THIS IS NOT BACKSTAGE!
THIS IS PRACTICALLY JAIL.
THOSE GUYS ARE COPS!
YES. SCARY COPS, WHO ARE GOING TO ARREST US
FOR HAVING FAKE TICKETS, SCOTTIE.
GUYS, THE TICKETS ARE NOT FAKE.
ARE YOU SURE?
I PHOTOCOPIED THEM MYSELF.
WHAT?
YOU CAN'T PHOTOCOPY TICKETS!
YES, YOU CAN.
YOU JUST PUT THEM ON THE GLASS,
CLOSE THE LIDDY THING, AND PRESS COPY.
ANY MORON COULD DO IT.
NO. NOT JUST ANY MORON!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL MORON LIKE YOU!
Security guard: THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
YOU EACH GET ONE PHONE CALL.
I'll GO FIRST.
JOSH, IT'S DRAKE. LISTEN. I'VE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE,
BUT YOU GOT TO SWEAR NOT TO TELL GRAMMY.
YOU SWEAR?
WELL, THEN PUT DOWN THE MEATBALL AND SWEAR!
JOSH, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
WELL, UH, LOOK. UM, UH...
SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
YOU SWORE YOU WOULDN'T TELL HER!
WELL, I DIDN'T TELL HER!
SHE WAS LISTENING ON THE PHONE IN THE KITCHEN.
THAT IS EAVESDROPPING.
YOU KNOW, HE DOES HAVE A POINT.
YOU SHOULD TRUST US.
I TRUST YOU.
SHE TRUSTS ME.
I DON'T TRUST DELINQUENTS
WHO LIE TO ME AND GO TO CONCERTS
WHEN THEY PROMISED ME THEY WOULDN'T!
YOU KNOW, YOU DID PROMISE.
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
I JUST WANT PEACE!
SO. IS HE GOING TO JAIL OR WHAT?
EITHER THAT, OR HE PAYS THE FINE.
UNBELIEVABLE! A $200 FINE!
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I PAID IT.
I COULD HAVE LET THEM LOCK YOU UP IN THE JUVIE.
HUH. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO KIDS IN THE JUVIE.
[WHISTLES]
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY, "I'M SORRY"?
I'll LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET THERE.
BOY, WHEN I TELL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS,
THEY'RE GONNA GROUND YOU FOR A MONTH.
LOOK. JUST SO YOU'LL KNOW.
I WASN'T PLANNING ON GOING TO THAT CONCERT.
MY FRIENDS JUST SHOWED UP LAST MINUTE WITH FREE TICKETS,
AND, I DON'T KNOW, I GOT TALKED INTO IT.
WELL, A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MAN DOESN'T
GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE SO EASILY.
I ALWAYS TELL HIM THAT.
NO NEED TO GLARE.
$200 YOU COST ME.
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING SO NICE
AND LETTING YOU WIN THAT BASKETBALL GAME.
LOOK. I SAID I'M SOR...
WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LET ME WIN?
FORGET IT.
NO. SAY IT.
OK. FINE. JOSHY MADE ME FEEL BAD
FOR GIVING YOU SUCH A HARD TIME.
THAT'S WHY I LET YOU WIN,
SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
RIGHT. I BEAT YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT.
YOU COULDN'T BEAT AN EGG.
OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
YOU WANT A REMATCH RIGHT NOW?
NO. I DON'T THINK I NEED TO BEAT YOU TWICE IN ONE NIGHT.
TELL YOU WHAT. WE PLAY.
IF YOU WIN, I WON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS
YOU WENT TO THAT CONCERT.
DEAL!
WAIT. BUT IF I WIN, YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM.
NO PROBLEM. LET'S PLAY.
THIS IS BETTER THAN BINGO!
GO AHEAD. TAKE IT OUT.
ANYTIME.
YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
GRAMMY BROUGHT HER "A" GAME.
LOSER TAKES IT OUT... LOSER.
YEAH. WELL, HERE'S HOW WE DO IT IN THIS CENTURY.
OW! MY FACE IS A BALL MAGNET!
OFF YOU. MY BALL.
OK. IT'S 4-4. NEXT BASKET WINS.
I NEED TO GO PEE, BUT I'M NOT GONNA!
YOU'RE BREATHING KIND OF HEAVY.
YOU WANT TO QUIT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
THEN LET'S FINISH THIS.
GREAT GAME, KID.
YEAH. FOR YOU.
I'M GONNA BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
JOSHY, I STILL GOT IT OR WHAT?
YEAH, YOU DO. HEY. MAY I?
TAKE IT!
OHH! JOSHY!
BASKETBALL... NOT MY THING.
VIDEO GAMES!
JOSHY, AM I HOLDING THIS RIGHT?
LET ME SEE.
HA HA! SUCKER!
HEY, GRAMMY. HERE.
WHAT'S THIS?
$200 FOR THE FINE YOU HAD TO PAY AT THE CONCERT.
I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD TO PAY ME BACK.
I KNOW, I KNOW, AND LOOK.
AS SOON AS MOM AND DAD GET HOME,
I'll TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED.
WHERE'S A KID GET THIS KIND OF MONEY?
I WAS SAVING UP FOR A NEW GUITAR.
IT... IT DOESN'T MATTER.
HI. WE'RE HOME!
HEY. HEY, HEY. WELCOME HOME!
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?
OH, IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT.
HEY. HOW WAS YOURS WITH THE BOYS?
Josh: UM, DUM, IT... IT... WE HAD A LOT OF FUN!
GRAMMY AND I PLAYED SOME VIDEO GAMES,
A LITTLE BINGO.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, DRAKE?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU.
FRIDAY NIGHT, I... YEAH?
I WENT...
LOOK. THIS IS KIND OF HARD TO TELL YOU...
THEN I'll TELL THEM.
I BEAT DRAKE AT BASKETBALL.
WHAT?!
I'M SORRY, DRAKE, BUT THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH.
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT?
OH, YEAH. YEAH. SHE BEAT ME BAD.
HA HA! GRAMMY BEAT YOU AT BASKETBALL!
HEY, HEY, HEY. COME ON.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
I MEAN, SHE BEAT JOSH AT BINGO,
LIKE, 6 TIMES IN A ROW.
AH HA HA HEH...
HA HA! GRAMMY BEAT YOU AT BASKETBALL!
GRAPE! GRAPE!
MAN, WE GOT THAT DOWN.
YEAH, WE DO.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HEY, FELLAS. I'M ABOUT TO TAKE OFF.
THANKS FOR A FUN WEEKEND.
HEY, GRAMMY!
TALK TO ME.
WHAT?
HOW COME YOU COVERED FOR ME
WITH MOM AND DAD?
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR MUSICIANS.
COME ON. YOU BEAT ME.
THE DEAL WAS THAT I TELL MOM AND DAD ABOUT THE CONCERT.
AND I SAW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO,
AND THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
TOLD YOU SHE WAS COOL.
BESIDES, YOU'D BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH.
YOU GOT YOUR BUTT BEAT BY AN OLD LADY.
YOU'RE NOT THAT OLD.
YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
COME HERE, JOSHY. GIVE ME A HUG.
HEH HEH!
NOW. HOW ABOUT ONE FROM YOU, DRAKEY?
COME ON. THEY'RE FREEEE!
HAVE A GOOD TRIP HOME.
OH, YEAH. I WILL.
YOU WORK ON THAT JUMP SHOT.
YOU WORK ON NOT GETTING HIT IN THE FACE.
I'll DO IT!
SEE YOU GUYS SOON.
WHAT?
YOU LOVE MY GRAMMY!
SAY IT!
I LIKE HER, OK?
UH, UH, DRAKE.
SHE PUT SOMETHING ON MY BACK, DIDN'T SHE?
HEY! SHE GAVE ME MY $200 BACK.
AND $2.00 OFF YOUR NEXT HAIRCUT!
I GOT TO GO SAY THANKS.
[SIGHS]
PEACE AT LAST.
[ROPE WHIPPING]
AAH!
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
SHE'S MY GRANDMA.
SO? SHE'S KIND OF YOUR GRANDMA, TOO, NOW.
WE'RE ALL FAMILY.
I'VE LEARNED TO LOVE YOUR TWISTED LITTLE SISTER.
WHY ARE YOU SO HARD ON DRAKE?
BECAUSE I KNOW HIS TYPE.
I DATED A DOZEN MUSICIANS
BEFORE I MET YOUR GRANDFATHER.
UH, I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO THINK
ABOUT YOU DATING A DOZEN MUSICAL MEN!
THEN I WON'T TELL YOU ABOUT LAST SATURDAY NIGHT.
IT'S A GOOD THING I GOT THIS NEW HIP.
UH-OH! AM I GONNA SEE YOU IN A COMMERCIAL
FOR "GRAMMIES GONE WILD"?