Josh Nichols: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE.
YOU NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE?
Drake Nichols: HAVE YOU EVER.
BEEN REALLY THIRSTY, JUST DIDN'T
FEEL LIKE GETTIN' UP?
Josh: SEE, FOR OVER A YEAR NOW,
I'VE BEEN E-MAILING THIS GIRL
FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY. [TELEPHONE RINGS]
ONE SEC. HELLO?
Drake: YEAH, THIS IS LIEUTENANT.
PETERSON WITH THE SAN DIEGO
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
Josh: OH, IS IT?
Drake: YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA NEED.
TO GET A CAN OF SODA UPSTAIRS TO
YOUR BROTHER, A CODE THREE.
Josh: CODE THIS!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
ANYWAY, BACK TO MY E-PAL YOOKA.
IT'S KINDA WEIRD TO BE FRIENDS
WITH SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET OR
EVEN TALKED TO ON THE PHONE, BUT
I... [TELEPHONE RINGS]
IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME, I
WILL TAKE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF
MAPLE SYRUP AND POUR IT ALL OVER
YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER SO FOR THE
NEXT THE NEXT NINETY DAYS YOU
COULD WALK AROUND WITH STICKY BUTT!
Walter Nichols: JOSH, IT'S YOUR FATHER.
Josh: NICE TRY, Y'BIG DOOF!
MAN! IF HE'S SO THIRSTY,
WHY CAN'T HE COME DOWNSTAIRS,
GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GET HIMSELF...
OH, JEEZ.
Computer: HELLO, JOSH.
TWO NEW E-MAILS.
Drake: LOZENGE... SYRINGE...
Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Drake: TRYIN' TO WRITE A SONG,
BUT I CAN'T FIND A WORD TO RHYME
WITH ORANGE. CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING?
Josh: YOOKA!
Drake: OK, YOU HAVE SERIOUS RHYMING ISSUES.
Josh: NO! YOOKA'S MY E-PAL!
Y'KNOW, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN E-MAILING WITH FOR THE PAST
YEAR-AND-A-HALF?!
Drake: OH, YEAH. THAT CHICK FROM YUBONIA?
Josh: YUDONIA!
AND SHE'S COMING TO AMERICA TO VISIT ME!
Drake: WHOA, REALLY?
Josh: YEAH!
I GOTTA GET A HAIRCUT!
YOOKA'S COMIN'! HA HA!
Drake: YOU ALL RIGHT?
Josh: I HIT MY FOREHEAD ON THE DOOR HINGE.
Josh: DOOR HINGE!
Drake: ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
I FOUND A WAY, AND...
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
Chorus: ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
Drake: ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME
TIME TO REALIZE, BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU'LL KNOW
THAT I TOLD YOU I'll ALWAYS BE.
PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,
SO JUST TURN AROUND... OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
Josh: DRAKE, YOOKA'S GONNA BE.
HERE ANY SECOND!
Drake: OK.
Josh: WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME.
CLEAN UP A LITTLE BIT?
Drake: I WILL CLEAN UP AFTER I'M.
DONE WITH MY POPCORN AND MY MOCHA COLA.
Josh: YOU'RE DONE!
[HORN HONKS]
HURRY! YOOKA'S HERE! PEACE OUT.
MEGAN, COME DOWN! YOOKA'S COMIN'!
Megan: I'D HIT 'EM AGAIN IF I WERE YOU.
Josh: HA HA. VERY FUNNY.
COME HERE. COME HERE. MEGAN!
COME HERE.
Audrey Parker-Nichols: WE'RE BACK!
Walter: MEGAN, JOSH, DRAKE...
PLEASE MEET... YOOKA.
Drake: YOOKA?!
Yooka: JOSH!
Josh: UHHH... THAT'S NOT JOSH.
Drake: YES, I AM.
Josh: I'M JOSH.
NICE TO MEET YOU, YOOKA.
Yooka: JOSH!
Josh: OH, YEAH, JOSH LIKEY.
Audrey: YOOKA, YOU JUST MAKE.
YOURSELF AT HOME.
WE'LL GO GET THE REST OF YOUR THINGS OUT OF THE CAR.
Yooka: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Josh: OH, UH, YOOKA...
THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER MEGAN.
Yooka: OH, YES. MEEGAN.
JOSH HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH THINGS
ABOUT YOU. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
Megan: WE'LL SEE.
Josh: OH, YOOKA, I HAVE A.
PRESENT FOR YOU. COME HERE.
Yooka: OH, WHAT IT IS? OH.
OH! IT'S A GLOKMAH!
Drake: NO, NO.
THIS IS A GOAT.
Josh: GLOKMAH MEANS GOAT.
Yooka: YES!
YOU SEE, THE GOAT IS THE
NATIONAL SYMBOL OF YUDONIA.
THE GLOKMAH IS VERY SACRED IN MY COUNTRY.
Josh: OH, HEY, YOOKA!
YOU WANNA SING A YUDONIAN FOLK SONG?
♪ ICK-VON SCHNYE,
ICK-VON-SCHNYE, DIGGA DIGGA
OOM-FA, ICK VON-SCHNYE ♪
HEH?
Drake: JOSH, I DON'T THINK YOOKA.
CAME HERE TO SING YUDONIAN
FOLK SONGS. SHE PROBABLY
WANTS TO EXPERIENCE MORE
AMERICAN THINGS LIKE SUSHI
AND MEXICAN FOOD. RIGHT, YOOKA?
Yooka: OH, YES! CAN WE, JOSH?
Josh: SURE.
Yooka: OH, EXCELLENT!
BUT FIRST I MUST TAKE SHOWER.
Drake: OK, I'll GO SHOW YOU HOW.
THE SHOWER WORKS.
Josh: NO, YOU WON'T! HOW ARE YA?
Drake: HEY, THERE'S JOSH.
'SUP?
Josh: DON'T YOU 'SUP ME!
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
Drake: IN THE MALL.
YOU DITCHED US.
Josh: NO. YOU SENT ME TO THE.
FOOD COURT TO GET US CORN DOGS,
AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
ME THERE FORTY-FIVE MINUTES AGO.
Drake: YEAH, BUT WE PASSED BY.
THE TEENY BIKINI AND I THOUGHT
THAT YOOKA SHOULD HAVE SOME
AMERICAN SWIM WEAR.
Josh: OH, WHAT A SWEET BOY!
YOOKA, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
Yooka: YOU DO?!
Josh: YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT!
ICK GLOKMAH!
Drake: ICK GLOKMAH?
Josh: IT HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY.
MOVIE EVER PRODUCED IN YUDONIA.
I HAD TO PULL A FEW STRINGS, BUT
I GOT STEVE THE PROJECTIONIST TO
PLAY IT HERE TONIGHT!
SO, YOOKA, YOU READY TO GET YOUR
GLOKMAH ON?!
Yooka: JOSH, THAT'S VERY, VERY.
SWEET OF YOU, BUT I HAVE ALREADY
SEEN ICK GLOKMAH FORTY-TWO TIMES.
Drake: WELL, THAT'S OK.
THE THREE OF US CAN SEE PUPPET FEVER.
Yooka: OH, I WOULD LOVE THIS!
Josh: OK. C'MON, IT'S IN THEATER SEVEN.
Yooka: OK. Steve: HEY, JOSH.
Josh: OH, HEY, CRAZY STEVE... UH, STEVE.
Steve: SO I GOT THAT FOREIGN.
FILM READY FOR YA IN THEATER FIVE.
Josh: OK. WELL, UH, THE THING IS.
WE DECIDED TO SEE PUPPET FEVER INSTEAD.
Steve: OH. WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE.
A LITTLE PROBLEM BECAUSE, SEE...
WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO FIND THAT
MOVIE FOR YOU, I SPENT FIVE
HOURS ON THE PHONE TRACKING IT
DOWN AND TALKING HELEN INTO
LETTING ME SCREEN IT FOR YOU, SO
NOW THAT I'VE DONE ALL THAT...
SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE WATCHIN' ICK
GLOKMAH TONIGHT, OR ELSE
SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE AN ORGAN
DONOR BEFORE THEIR SEVENTEENTH
BIRTHDAY, JOSH NICHOLS!
Josh: UM, SO I'M GONNA SEE ICK GLOKMAH.
HEY. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE
COMIN' HOME RIGHT AFTER THE MOVIE.
Drake: OH, SORRY MAN, BUT YOOKA.
WANTED TO SEE SHAMU.
Josh: YOU WENT TO SEA WORLD.
WITHOUT ME?! THAT'S MY PLACE!
Yooka: DRAKE, I JUST HAVE SO.
WONDERFUL A TIME TONIGHT.
I WILL SAY THANK YOU THE WAY WE
DO IN YUDONIA.
YOU LIKE?
Drake: YEAH. MAYBE LATER, I'll.
SHOW YOU HOW WE SAY
"YOU'RE WELCOME" IN AMERICA.
HA HA HA.
Josh: HA HA HA HA. HA!
Megan: YOOKA, THERE'S A.
LONG-DISTANCE PHONE CALL FOR
YOU. I THINK IT'S YOUR PARENTS.
Yooka: AH. IF YOU BOYS WILL EXCUSE ME.
Josh: YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!
Drake: DUDE, I DIDN'T MAKE YOU.
SIT THROUGH THAT DUMB GOAT MOVIE.
Josh: NO? EVER SINCE YOOKA GOT.
HERE, YOU'VE BEEN ALL OVER HER.
AND SHE'S MY E-PAL!
Drake: OK, LOOK, HEY,
IF IT'S BUGGIN' YOU, I'll JUST BACK OFF.
Josh: YOU SWEAR? Drake: YEAH, SURE.
Josh: OK. I'M SORRY I HAD TO.
GET TOUGH ON YOU LIKE THAT.
Yooka: OOON-YAFA DEESH.
ICK-NAFFIN LOOM-FINA SCHNYE!
Drake: SHE SOUNDS UPSET.
Josh: WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S SAYIN'? OOH!
MY YUDONIAN PHRASE BOOK!
Yooka: NO-DOOMINYA EEP FLANJA!
Drake: OK, DOOMINYA EEP FLANJA!
LOOK THAT UP!
Josh: I'M LOOKIN'! OOH, HERE IT IS!
LET'S SEE... FLANJA MEANS SICK.
Drake: SHE'S SICK?
Josh: NO. NOW, LOOK, LOOK.
DOOMINYA MEANS HOME. AW, YOOKA'S HOMESICK.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Drake: MAYBE YOU CAN FIND A WAY.
TO MAKE HER FEEL MORE AT HOME?
Josh: YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD.
IDEA. YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE
EARNED YOURSELF A YUDONIAN THANK
YOU. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Drake: TO BOIL MY FACE.
Man: JOONJA.
Drake: THANK YOU? JOSH, SOME.
WEIRD MAN JUST SPLASHED ME WITH
WATER FROM A BOWL AND SAID JOONJA.
Josh: YEAH, THAT'S BLEMIN.
Drake: BLEMIN?
Blemin: JOONJA.
Drake: OK. I DON'T LIKE BLEMIN.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? Josh: WELL... ALL RIGHT.
I SEARCHED THE INTERNET AND I
FOUND THE ONLY PERSON IN SAN
DIEGO FROM YUDONIA.
SO I INVITED HIM HERE TO MAKE
YOOKA FEEL MORE AT HOME.
Drake: WELL, I'M IMPRESSED.
Josh: AND GET THIS. BLEMIN SAID.
HE'D PERFORM THIS SPECIAL LIKE
YUDONIAN FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY FOR ALL OF US.
Drake: A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY?
Yooka: JOSH, I WAS TRYING TO.
WORK THIS TELEVISION MACHINE AND I...
OH, MY! IT IS SO MUCH LIKE MY HOMELAND.
Josh: YOOKA, MEET BLEMIN. HE'S.
FROM YUDONIA. BLEMIN, YOOKA.
Blemin: JOONJA.
Yooka: JAJOON.
Josh: BLEMIN SAID HE'D PERFORM.
THIS SPECIAL CEREMONY FOR US
CALLED, UMMM... Blemin: YADOKA.
Yooka: YADOKA?!
Josh: YADOKA.
Yooka: OH! JOSH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Josh: WELL, WE SORTA OVERHEARD.
YOU TALKING ON THE PHONE TO YOUR
PARENTS AND... WE JUST WANTED TO HELP.
Yooka: OH, THANK YOU!
THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH!
Blemin: PLEASE, WE MUST BEGIN.
WHILE THE SUN IS IN THE HOUSE OF KARFLOG.
Drake: RIGHT, KARFLOG.
Blemin: NOW, PLEASE TO WRAP.
YOURSELVES IN THE CEREMONIAL RAG.
Drake: RAG.
[FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
Blemin: NOW, YOU MUST HOLD HANDS.
AND REPEAT MY WORDS.
ROSHON... EE-NAY KUDA-SYE
M'JOONGA OON-TA-YAH.
Drake: UM, E-NAY NINJA... Blemin: E-NAY...
Drake: E-NAY... Blemin: KUDA-SYE...
Drake: KUDA-SYE... Blemin: M'JOONGA...
Drake: M'JOONGA... Blemin: OON-TA YAH.
Drake: OON-TA YAH.
Blemin: FOONJA... EE-NAY KUDA-SYE M'JOONGA.
OON-DOOFINDA.
Yooka: EE-NAY KUDA-SYE M'JOONGA.
OON-DOOFINDA.
Blemin: TEEDU... OONFA N'YOG!
Josh: OONFA N'YOG!
Blemin: AND NOW... DI-AYNU!
Josh and Drake: DI-AYNU!
Yooka: IT IS DONE!
Blemin: ZISH. YOU MAY NOW,
HOW YOU SAY, "KISS THE BRIDE."
Drake: UHHH... ONE MORE TIME?
Yooka: YOU MAY KISS ME!
Drake: YEAH, I'M COOL WITH THAT.
PART, BUT WHAT'S THIS TALK ABOUT...
Josh: BRIDE?!
Yooka: OH, JOSH. YOU KNOW.
YOU ARRANGED THIS WHOLE CEREMONY.
DRAKE AND I ARE MARRIED!
Josh: MARRIED?!
Drake: MARRIED?!
Josh: DRAKE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Drake: I DUNNO. MAY AS WELL.
START WITH THIS...
Yooka: THIS IS SO WONDERFUL!
Josh: YEAH, UM, YOOKA...
COULD YOU MIND WAITING
DOWNSTAIRS FOR A SEC?
I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE DRAKE
PRIVATELY ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.
Yooka: OH, OF COURSE. Josh: IT'S SO WONDERFUL, YOU'RE.
MARRIED! DRAKE!
YOU PROMISED YOU'D BACK OFF!
HOW DARE YOU MARRY MY E-WOMAN!
Drake: HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME!
YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY!
Josh: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS!
Drake: WELL, WE'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS NOW!
Josh: I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MARRIED.
Drake: YEAH, WE ARE!
YOU HEARD ME SAY E-NAY KUDA-SYE
M'JOONGA OON-TA-YAH!
Josh: MAYBE IT'S NOT OFFICIAL.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND TALK TO YOOKA. MAYBE WE CAN
GET THE MARRIAGE ERASED OR SOMETHING.
Drake: YEAH, LET'S GO TALK TO YOOKA.
Josh: OK. OOH. WE SHOULD.
PROBABLY PUT THAT FIRE OUT FIRST.
Drake: FINE.
Josh: NOT THAT WAY!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Josh: HEY. HEY, YOOKA.
Yooka: HELLO.
OH, DRAKE, WHAT IS WRONG, MY SWEET HUSBAND?
Drake: OHH.
Josh: UH, YOOKA, UMMM...
THIS WHOLE WEDDING... IT WASN'T LIKE A...
REAL MARRIAGE, RIGHT?
Yooka: HA HA HA HA! YES, IT IS.
Josh: OW!
Yooka: WE HAVE A CERTIFICATE.
Josh: AW, JEEZ.
Drake: AW, MAN.
Yooka: I AM SORRY, I HAVE A CONFUSION?
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DO THIS
TO HELP ME STAY HERE IN AMERICA.
Drake: WAIT. YOU WANNA STAY HERE?
Yooka: OF COURSE.
Josh: WAIT. BUT WE OVERHEARD YOU.
ON THE PHONE SAY THAT YOU WERE
HOMESICK. UMMM... REMEMBER YOU
SAID, UM... DOOMINYA FLANJA?
Yooka: NO, NO, NO. YOU.
MISUNDERSTAND. YOU SEE,
I TELL THEM, "I AM SICK OF"
"HOME." NOT HOMESICK.
Josh: I MISUNDER... OK.
Y'KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR CUTICLES.
Drake: YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE JOKES.
YOU'RE STILL SINGLE.
Josh: SHE JUST WANTS TO STAY IN AMERICA.
YOU MIGHT BE TECHNICALLY
MARRIED, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S
GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
Drake: YEAH, I JUST NEED.
SOMETHIN' TO GET MY MIND OFF OF
IT. WELL, HELLO, SOMETHIN'.
'SCUZE ME.
IS THIS YOUR PURSE ON THE FLOOR?
Girl: YEAH. THANKS. IT MUST HAVE.
FALLEN WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING.
Drake: WELL, THEN THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
Girl: YEAH, WHY'S THAT?
Drake: YOU GOT YOUR PURSE BACK,
AND I'M FREE TONIGHT.
Girl: THEN IT IS MY LUCKY DAY.
Yooka: A-CHEM!
Drake: YOOKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
HERE?
Yooka: YOU, YOU TAKE YOUR EYES.
OFF MY HUSBAND, YOU SKUNK BAG!
Drake: YOOKA?!
Girl: HUSBAND?!
Josh: SKUNK BAG?!
Drake: NO! NO, NO, YOU SEE, I'M.
NOT REALLY HER HUSBAND.
WE'RE JUST MARRIED.
Girl: YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU'RE.
HITTING ON ME?!
Drake: YOU SEE, THERE'S A FUNNY STORY...
UGH, MAN, WHAT A NIGHT.
I'M SO WRECKED.
Josh: HEY, DRAKE.
Yooka: YES. "HEY," DRAKE.
OR SHOULD I SAY, "YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE HOME TWO HOURS
AGO AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, DRAKE?"
Drake: I WAS REHEARSING WITH MY BAND.
Yooka: YOU ARE MARRIED NOW.
YOU NEED TO START FOCUSING ON YOUR CAREER.
Drake: CAREER?! I'M IN HIGH.
SCHOOL! I DON'T WANT A CAREER.
IN FACT, HAVING NO CAREER IS MY
CAREER AND I'M VERY GOOD IT.
Yooka: OH. SO I SUPPOSE YOU.
PLAN TO LET ME AND YOUR CHILDREN STARVE?
Drake: CHILDREN?!
Yooka: YES, I WANT NINE OF THEM.
Josh: I HAVE TO PEE.
Drake: I'll GO WITH YOU, JOSH.
Drake: SHE'S TALKIN' CHILDREN!
NINE CHILDREN!
YOU GOT ME INTO THIS. YOU FIND A
WAY TO GET ME OUT. Josh: I'M TRYING!
I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE
YUDONIAN EMBASSY FOR AN HOUR, I
TRIED TO GET YOU DRAFTED, AND I
EVEN PUT A CALL IN TO OPRAH!
Drake: WHAT CAN OPRAH DO?!
Josh: OPRAH CAN DO ANYTHING!
BUT SHE DIDN'T CALL BACK.
Audrey: DRAKE! JOSH! COME DOWN HERE.
Drake: WHAT NOW?
Josh: COME ON.
HEY.
Drake: WHO ARE THEY?
Audrey: BOYS, THESE ARE YOOKA'S PARENTS.
Yonka: I AM YONKA.
THIS IS MY WIFE, YEESTA.
Yeesta: FALOOP!
Josh: SEE YA.
Drake: YAA.
Walter: THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM YUDONIA.
Audrey: BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO.
MEET THEIR NEW SON-IN-LAW.
Drake: OK, LOOK...
WE'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED.
Yooka: M'MA? P'PA? AAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Yonka: WE HAVE COME TO MEET YOUR.
NEW HUSBAND.
Audrey: OK, IF YOU'LL JUST.
EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT...
DRAKE, JOSH, MAY WE SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN?
Drake: CAN'T WE TALK OUT HERE?
Josh: WHERE THERE'LL BE.
WITNESSES IF YOU KILL US?
Audrey: 5, 4, 3... Drake: OH, COME ON.
Josh: DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE A.
LITTLE OLD FOR THAT?
Audrey: 2...
OK, DRAKE. I JUST WANT YOU TO
CALMLY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU ARE
MARRIED TO THAT YUDONIAN GIRL!
Drake: WELL, YOU SEE, JOSH.
ARRANGED THIS... THIS WHOLE
"FRIENDSHIP CEREMONY," BUT IT
TURNED OUT TO BE A MARRIAGE CEREMONY!
Audrey: JOSH?! YOU DID THIS?!
Josh: BUT DRAKE'S THE ONE THAT.
SAID E-NAY KUDA-SYE M'JOONGA
OON-TA-YAH WHEN THE SUN WAS IN
THE HOUSE OF KARFLOG!
Audrey: WHAT?!
Walter: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL JUST.
CALL THE YUDONIAN EMBASSY AND
WE'LL HAVE THEM ANNUL THE MARRIAGE.
Josh: I TRIED. YOU CAN'T GET THE.
MARRIAGE ANNULLED UNLESS BOTH
THE HUSBAND AND WIFE AGREE.
BUT DON'T WORRY, ALL RIGHT?
I'M WORKIN' ON A PLAN.
Drake: OPRAH IS NEVER CALLING YOU BACK!
Josh: NO. MOM, DAD, JUST GO OUT.
THERE AND KEEP YOOKA'S PARENTS
BUSY FOR A WHILE.
JUST TRUST ME.
Walter: ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
Drake: YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN FIX THIS?
Josh: I THINK SO. BUT JUST IN.
CASE, BEST WE DON'T HAVE THESE
IN THE HOUSE.
MORE MEATBALLS?
Yonka: MMMM! PLEASE.
THIS FOOD IS MOST EXCELLENT.
Josh: GLAD YA LIKE IT.
Walter: YOU KNOW, JOSH HAS.
ALWAYS BEEN A WONDERFUL COOK.
IN THE FIFTH GRADE, HE WON FIRST
PRIZE FOR HIS BROWNIE RECIPE.
WHAT'D YOU CALL THAT SON?
FUDGIE BOOS?
Josh: OH, DAD, PLEASE STOP TALKING.
Walter: NO, NO, NO, THAT WASN'T.
IT. IT WAS FROSTY POOS.
Josh: RIGHT. SO I'M GONNA GET MORE MEAT.
Yeesta: SO, DRAKE, YOU HAVE NOT.
TOLD ME HOW YOU PLAN TO SUPPORT
MY DAUGHTER.
Drake: WELL, MY HOPE IS TO.
BECOME A FAMOUS MUSICIAN AND SINGER.
Yeesta: BOOSHA!
Drake: BOOSHA?!
Yonka: YOU MUST GET A REAL JOB.
Audrey: HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Drake: YEAH. MY GRADES ARE VERY.
IMPORTANT TO ME.
Megan: YEAH, DO YOU KNOW HOW.
HARD HE WORKS TO MAINTAIN HIS "D" AVERAGE?
Audrey: MEGAN.
Yonka: I SAY SCHOOL NOT SO.
IMPORTANT. I NOT GO TO SCHOOL,
YET I BECOME BILLIONAIRE BY AGE 29.
Drake: A B-BILLIONAIRE?
LIKE WITH A "B"?
Yonka: YOK.
Drake: WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
YOUR FAMILY HAD A BILLION
DOLLARS? THAT'S WORTH
MENTIONING... MY SWEET, SWEET WIFE.
Yooka: OHH, DRAKE.
Drake: OH, MONEY... YOOKA!
OHHH, YOOKA.
Yonka: JOSH, THIS MEAT IS MAGNIFICENT.
WE DON'T HAVE BEEF LIKE THIS IN
OUR HOMELAND.
Josh: OH, THAT'S NOT BEEF.
Yeesta: OH? THEN WHAT IS THIS MEAT?
Josh: IT'S GOAT.
[SPITTING OUT MEAT]
Yonka: GLOKMAH?!
Yeesta: YOU SERVE US GOATBALLS?!
Yooka: JOSH, HOW YOU COULD DO THIS?!
Josh: WELL, IT WAS DRAKE'S IDEA.
IN FACT, HE COOKED THIS ENTIRE MEAL.
Drake: BE QUIET, JOSH.
THEY HAVE A BILLION DOLLARS.
Yooka: DRAKE!
YOU KNOW THAT GOAT IS SACRED IN MY COUNTRY!
Drake: YES, YES! I KNOW!
I WOULD NEVER SERVE GOAT TO MY
WONDERFUL YUDONIAN FAMILY WITH
SO MUCH MONEY!
Yonka: FAMILY, WE GO. NOW!
Drake: WAIT, WAIT! DON'T GO!
I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Yeesta: BOOSHA!
Yonka: THIS MARRIAGE IS NO MORE!
Drake: YOOKA! YOOKA, WAIT!
DON'T GO! WHAT ABOUT THE LOVE
WE SHARE?! I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE GLOKMAH! WAIT. CAN'T I JUST
HAVE A FEW MILLION DOLLARS?
PLEASE?
[TIRES SQUEAL]
BOOSHA!
Josh: WHOA, DRAKE. CHECK OUT.
THIS E-MAIL FROM YOOKA.
SHE WRITES, "WHEN I GOT BACK TO"
YUDONIA, I MET A WONDERFUL BOY
NAMED ACHBOO. WE FELL IN LOVE
AND ARE ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED.
HE IS A BIG FAN OF AMERICAN
BASEBALL, SO MY FATHER BOUGHT
"HIM THE BOSTON RED SOX."
MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
Drake: BOOSHA. [BLOWS NOSE]
Man: MMM!
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