Josh: YOU KNOW THE OLD EXPRESSION, "YOU CAN'T JUDGE A.
BOOK BY ITS COVER"?
Drake: YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TIME
I MET JOSH, I THOUGHT HE WAS KINDA GOOFY.
Josh: LIKE THE FIRST TIME I MET.
DRAKE. I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS THE
FRIENDLIEST GUY.
Drake: I WAS HAVIN' LUNCH AT SCHOOL.
Josh: I SAW DRAKE HAVIN' LUNCH.
AT THE COOL KIDS' TABLE.
Drake: AND THIS KID JOSH COMES.
UP TO ME AND SAYS, "HEY, THERE!
WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!"
Josh: SO, TO SHOW HIM I WAS.
COOL, I DID THIS MAGIC TRICK
WHERE I MAKE 2 OLIVES
DISAPPEAR... UP MY NOSE!
Drake: AND THEN JOSH TAKES
2 OLIVES AND SHOVES 'EM RIGHT UP HIS NOSE.
Josh: SO THERE I AM WITH A NOSE.
FULL OF OLIVES...
Drake: AND THEY GOT STUCK UP THERE.
Josh: AND SOMEHOW, THEY GOT.
WEDGED UP IN MY SINUS CAVITY.
Drake: YEAH, SO JOSH STARTS YELLING...
Josh: SO I START SCREAMING...
Both: "HELP ME!"
Josh: "HELP ME!"
Drake: "I CAN'T GET THE OLIVES.
OUTTA MY NOSE!"
Josh: "SOMEONE GET THESE OLIVES.
OUTTA MY NOSE!"
Drake: WELL, A FEW YEARS LATER,
MY MOM MARRIED HIS DAD.
Josh: BUT THEN IN NINTH GRADE,
MY DAD MARRIED HIS MOM.
Drake: YEAH, JOSH AND I BECAME BROTHERS.
Josh: NOW, DRAKE AND I ARE BUDS,
SO I GUESS THE POINT IS...
Drake: YEAH, BUT THE REAL POINT IS...
Josh: YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW.
SOMEBODY UNTIL YOU REALLY GET TO KNOW 'EM.
Drake: THERE'S NOTHIN' FUNNIER THAN A FOURTH GRADE GOOB WITH.
OLIVES STUCK UP HIS NOSE.
[ALARM]
Josh: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING, BROTHA!
[LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
Josh: WAKE UP!
Drake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[MUSIC OFF]
Josh: COME ON, DON'T YOU KNOW.
WHAT TODAY IS? IT'S THE REGIONAL
SCIENCE FAIR.
Drake: [GASPS] WOW, REALLY?!
THE REGIONAL SCIENCE FAIR?!
WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT.
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT YOU HATED THE
SCIENCE FAIR SINCE YOU ALWAYS
COME IN SECOND PLACE.
Josh: YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE EVERY.
YEAR, I LOSE TO MINDY CRENSHAW,
BUT SHE'S STILL IN THAT MENTAL
INSTITUTION. REMEMBER LAST YEAR
WHEN SHE TRIED TO GET YOU
SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL?
Drake: OH. DON'T REMIND ME.
I HATE THAT GIRL.
Josh: BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT?
'CAUSE AFTER 4 STRAIGHT YEARS OF
LOSIN', MY TIME HAS COME!
YA HEAR THAT, SAN DIEGO?!
JOSH NICHOLS' TIME HAS COME!
SURE LOOK OUTSIDE... WHOA... OHH!
Drake: SO YOUR PROJECT'S ABOUT GRAVITY?!
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY,
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪
Drake: AW, JOSH, ANOTHER GIANT MAGNET?
Josh: NO, IT HAPPENS TO BE THE.
BIGGEST ELECTROMAGNET I'VE EVER MADE.
Drake: WHAT'S THIS REMOTE CONTROL THINGY?
Josh: OH, THAT'S HOW YOU ACTIVATE THE MAGNET.
Marta: OH, HEY, JOSH, UM,
I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH MY
VIRTUAL REALITY HELMET. DO YOU
THINK YOU COULD TRY IT ON AND
TELL ME IF YOU SEE JUPITER?
Josh: SURE. I LOVE JUPITER.
[HELMET BEEPS]
Josh: HUH. ALL I SEE ARE STARS.
Marta: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S.
WRONG. IT WAS WORKING LAST NIGHT.
Drake: SO YOU TURN THE MAGNET ON BY PRESSING THIS RED BUTTON?
[BEEP]
Josh: OW!
TURN IT OFF! TURN IF OFF!
TURN IT OFF!
[BEEP]
MARTA, C-COULD I SPEAK TO JAKE
PRIVATELY FOR A SEC?
OK, UM, GET OUT OF HERE.
Drake: COME ON.
Josh: NO, I'M SERIOUS, ALL.
RIGHT? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS
DAY MEANS TO ME. I-I'VE
ENTERED THE SCIENCE FAIR EVER
SINCE I WAS 12 AND I'VE LOST TO
MINDY CRENSHAW EVERY SINGLE
YEAR. I CAN FINALLY WIN.
Mindy: I WOULDN'T COUNT ON THAT, ONE, JOSH.
Josh: AAH!
Drake: MINDY?
Josh: MINDY?! HOW DID YOU...
WH-WHERE DID YOU... WHEN'D YOU... WHEN...
Mindy: WILL YOU BE COMPLETING.
ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS?
Josh: I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOCKED.
UP IN THE CUCKOO HUT!
Mindy: IT WAS A MENTAL.
REHABILITATION CLINIC.
Drake: SO YOU'VE COME BACK TO.
TRY AND GET ME SUSPENDED AGAIN?
Mindy: NO, I AM HERE TO RESUME.
MY SCHOOL WORK AND TO, MORE
IMPORTANTLY, BEAT JOSH IN THE
SCIENCE FAIR... AGAIN.
Josh: NO, ALL RIGHT, NO, MA'AM.
I WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY YOU AGAIN, MINDY.
Mindy: OH, JOSH, HAVEN'T YOU.
LEARNED BY NOW THAT I CAN
OUTSMART YOU WHENEVER I WANT?
Josh: YOU CANNOT.
Mindy: SAY "FORT."
Josh: FORT.
Mindy: NOW SAY IT 3 TIMES.
Josh: FORT, FORT, FORT.
Mindy: SPELL IT TWICE.
Josh: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Mindy: SAY IT 2 MORE TIMES.
Josh: FORT, FORT.
Mindy: NOW WHAT DO YOU EAT SOUP WITH?
Josh: HA HA, A FORK! HA HA!
Mindy: REALLY? 'CAUSE I EAT SOUP.
WITH A SPOON.
Drake: SEE, IF YOU ATE SOUP WITH.
A FORK, THE LIQUID'LL JUST FALL...
Josh: I KNOW!
Josh: WELCOME TO MY MAGNETIC FIELD...
OF DREAMS.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE
PLACED A FULL CAN OF MOCHA COLA
DIRECTLY UNDER MY E-NORMOUS
MAGNET, AND NOW, I WILL ACTIVATE
THE ELECTRICAL CURRENT, WHICH
WILL SUCK THE CAN UP THROUGH THE
AIR A FULL 36 INCHES TO THE
MAGNET. NOT KIDDIN'.
D-RUMROLL, PLEASE.
AND CHECK IT OUT!
[BEEP]
All: WOW, SWEET.
[APPLAUSE]
Josh: THANK YOU. I "HEART".
MAGNETISM.
Mr. Ferrell: VERY IMPRESSIVE,
JOSH. THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO
BEAT. ALL RIGHT, NEXT IS MINDY CRENSHAW.
Mindy: THANK YOU, MR. FERRELL.
LIKE MY WORTHY OPPONENT JOSH,
I ALSO HAVE A GREAT LOVE OF MAGNETISM.
Drake: SHE BROUGHT A MAGNET?
Josh: DON'T WORRY.
Mindy: AND NOW, MY MAGNET.
Josh: HA HA HA HA!
Drake: THAT'S YOUR MAGNET?
Josh: HOW EMBARRASSING.
Mindy: YEAH, NOT REALLY.
A 6-PACK OF MOCHA COLA.
OBSERVE.
[BEEP]
Mr. Ferrell: WOW... MINDY.
THAT WAS THE BEST WE EVER HAD.
Mindy: YES, YES, I KNOW.
[BEEP]
Megan: YEAH, WHY DATE GIRLS WHEN.
YOU CAN JUST SIT ALONE IN YOUR
ROOM DOING THAT?
Josh: SURE, KICK ME WHEN I'M DOWN.
Megan: OK, WHAT'S WRONG?
[BEEP]
Josh: YOU DON'T CARE.
Megan: TRUE. SEE YA.
[BEEP]
Josh: MINDY CRENSHAW IS RUINING.
MY LIFE! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.
Megan: THEY LET HER OUT OF THE WACKY SHACK?
Josh: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Megan: LOOK, JOSH, HERE'S A.
LITTLE RIDDLE FOR YA. IF YOU'RE
IN THE STREET AND A TRUCK'S
COMING TOWARDS YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Josh: A SPOON!
Megan: WHAT?
Josh: NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Megan: YOU AVOID IT. YOU GET OUT.
OF THE WAY BECAUSE IF IT'S YOU
AGAINST A TRUCK, YOU'RE GONNA
LOSE, JOSH, AND MINDY IS THE
TRUCK IN YOUR LIFE.
AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY
BETTER, I HATE MINDY JUST AS
MUCH AS YOU DO.
Josh: WHY IS THAT?
Megan: BECAUSE SHE MAKES YOUR.
LIFE MISERABLE... AND THAT'S MY JOB.
[BELL RINGS]
Mindy: HI, JOSH.
Josh: YOU ARE THE TRUCK IN MY.
LIFE, SO I AVOID YOU.
Mr. Calvert: ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
TAKE YOUR SEATS.
NOW, AS YOU KNOW, YOUR ORAL
REPORTS ARE DUE AT THE END OF
THE MONTH. IT CAN BE ABOUT
EITHER WORLD WAR I, WORLD WAR
II, OR ANY WAR THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
Boy: WILL WE BE WORKING IN.
PAIRS? BECAUSE I WANT ERIC TO BE
MY PARTNER.
Eric: NO! I AM TIRED OF YOU!
Mr. Calvert: ERIC, WHO WOULD YOU.
LIKE AS YOUR PARTNER?
Eric: I CHOOSE MELANIE.
Boy: WHAT? SHE DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU!
Mr. Calvert: OK, NEXT UP,
MINDY CRENSHAW. MINDY, PICK A PARTNER.
Mindy: ALL RIGHT, I PICK JOSH.
Drake: JOSH?!
Josh: WHAT?! WHAT... YOU PICK ME?!
BUT THEN, MR. CALVERT... BUT THAT
WOULD MEAN WE WERE... AND THEN
WE... BUT I DON'T LIKE... I DON'T
THINK WE... BUT THEN WE... AAH!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Mindy: HI, I'M MINDY.
Megan: YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Mindy: UH... I'M HERE TO SEE JOSH.
Megan: I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
Mindy: IS THERE A PROBLEM BETWEEN US?
Megan: I WORK HARD, MINDY.
I WORK HARD BECAUSE I LOVE
WHAT I DO, AND WHAT I DO,
IS HARASS MY BROTHERS, AND THAT
INCLUDES JOSH.
Mindy: I SEE.
Megan: DO YOU?
BECAUSE I HEAR THAT YOU'VE BEEN
HARASSING JOSH, AND I JUST WANT
TO KNOW WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?
Mindy: MEGAN... MAY I CALL YOU MEGAN?
Megan: NO.
Mindy: LOOK... YOU ENJOY.
BOTHERING JOSH. SO DO I. WE
SHARE THE SAME GOAL HERE, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Megan: I'M LISTENING.
Mindy: JOSH IS IN HIGH SCHOOL,
YOU'RE IN GRADE SCHOOL. THAT
MEANS FOR 8 HOURS A DAY, YOU
CAN'T GET TO HIM, SO IF I
HARASS HIM AT SCHOOL AND YOU
HARASS HIM AT HOME, WE STAY OUT
OF EACH OTHER'S WAY AND JOSH IS
MISERABLE ALMOST ALL OF THE TIME.
Megan: THAT DOES SOUND NICE.
Mindy: ATTA GIRL.
Drake: HEY, HEY! HANDS OFF MY.
SISTER'S SHOULDER! I DON'T WANT
HER CLOTHES TO BE ALL INFESTED
WITH MINDY GERMS.
Mindy: HEY, I'M JUST IMPRESSED YOU KNOW THE WORD "INFESTED" AND.
USED IT PROPERLY IN A SENTENCE.
Drake: COME ON, MEGAN. LET'S GO.
BURN YOUR SHIRT.
Josh: WHAT WERE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?
Mindy: OH, YOU KNOW, JUST GIRL.
STUFF. SO, UH, IF YOU TAKE A
LOOK HERE, YOU'LL SEE I'VE
DRAWN UP A COMPLETE WORK
SCHEDULE, WHICH LAYS OUT EXACTLY
WHEN WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER
ON THAT ORAL REPORT.
Josh: A WORK SCHEDULE?
Mindy: YES, IT'S COLOR CODED SO.
EVEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
Josh: WAIT A SEC. WHAT'S THIS.
HERE? WE'RE WORKING 3 HOURS A
NIGHT FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS?
Mindy: WELL, I THOUGHT 4 HOURS A.
NIGHT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR YOUR
SMALLISH BRAIN TO HANDLE.
Josh: MY "SMALLISH BRAIN" CAN.
HANDLE PLENTY! IT'S MY SMALLISH
EYES THAT ARE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE
'CAUSE THEY GOTTA LOOK AT YOU.
YEAH, I SAID IT!
Mindy: WELL, ACTUALLY, THE HUMAN.
EYES ARE TECHNICALLY JUST
RECEPTORS THAT PICK UP VISUAL
IMAGES, WHICH MAKE NO SENSE
UNTIL DECIPHERED BY THE BRAIN,
WHICH IN YOUR CASE, HAPPENS TO BE SMALLISH.
Josh: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO.
ONE-UP ME ALL THE TIME?
WHAT ARE YOU... YOU JUST GET YOUR
JOLLIES MAKIN' ME LOOK DUMB?
Mindy: WHO SAID I THINK YOU'RE.
DUMB? MAYBE I HAPPEN TO THINK
YOU'RE VERY SMART. MAYBE I JUST...
Josh: MAYBE YOU JUST WHAT?
Mindy: MAYBE I JUST LIKE YOU.
Josh: MA...
Josh: MAYBE I JUST LIKE YOU, TOO.
Mindy: OH, REALLY?
Josh: YEAH. MAYBE I'VE LIKED YOU.
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, BUT
DIDN'T REALIZE IT 'CAUSE I HATED
YOU SO MUCH!
Mindy: ARE YOU SAYING YOU LIKE ME OR NOT?
Josh: ARE YOU SAYIN' YOU LIKE ME OR NOT?
Mindy: I'M SAYING I LIKE YOU. Josh: WELL, THEN I'M SAYIN'
I LIKE YOU!
Mindy: FINE! Josh: FINE!
Mindy: THEN I GUESS WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!
Josh: ONE CONDITION! Mindy: WHAT?!
Josh: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Josh: IT'S MY... GIRLFRIEND!
Josh: HEY, THERE, PRETTY LADY.
Mindy: HEY, CUPCAKE.
Josh: MAY I SHOW YOU TO THE COUCH?
Mindy: PLEASE. I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
Josh: I LIKE YOUR FACE.
Mindy: OH, JOSH!
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD REALLY GET TO WORK.
Josh: UH, RIGHT. Mindy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
YOU, BUT MY FAVORITE WAR HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE BETWEEN THE
SPANIARDS AND THE NORWEGIANS,
WHICH BEGAN WHEN KING OLAF
INSULTED THE DAUGHTER OF... Josh: GRAR!
Mindy: WHAT'S THAT?
Josh: A PRESENT.
Mindy: YOU GOT THIS FOR ME?
Josh: I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE SHARKS.
Mindy: THEY'RE MY FAVORITE OCEAN PREDATORS!
Josh: I KNOW!
Mindy: OH, THIS IS SO SWEET, BUT
I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING.
OH. YOU ARE DEFINITELY A BETTER
BOYFRIEND THAN I AM A GIRLFRIEND.
Josh: NO. NO, YOU'RE DEFINITELY.
A BETTER GIRL... GRR... HEY, DRAKE.
Drake: HEY, JOSH. HELLO, CREATURE.
Josh: UM, WE WERE JUST WORKING.
ON OUR... OUR PROJECT.
Drake: OH, YEAH? WHEN DOES THAT.
PRISON SENTENCE END?
Josh: HA! HA HA HA! OH, DRAKE!
Mindy: JOSH, HE'S BEING VERY.
MEAN TO ME. SAY SOMETHING.
Josh: RIGHT.
UM, DRAKE, PRETTY, UH... PANTS.
Drake: THANK YOU?
ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO THE
PREMIERE TO MEET THE GUYS.
LATER, JOSH.
LATER, HORRIBLE GIRL.
Josh: HA! OH, YOU WITH THE.
COMMENT AND THE PRETTY PANTS.
WHERE WERE WE? SO, UH, I THINK THAT, UH...
Mindy: I CANNOT BELIEVE DRAKE.
WOULD TALK THAT WAY TO HIS
BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND.
Josh: YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU.
GONNA DO? SO, I THINK...
Mindy: UNLESS HE DOESN'T KNOW
I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
Josh: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
OHH, THAT IS RICH! ANYWAY, UM...
Mindy: YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM, HAVE YOU?
Josh: WELL, I...
Mindy: WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR
2 WEEKS AND YOU HAVEN'T TOLD YOUR BROTHER?
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED OF ME?
Josh: NO. NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S JUST... I'M JUST AFRAID OF
HOW DRAKE'S GONNA TAKE IT 'CAUSE
HE DOESN'T EXACTLY... LIKE YOU.
Mindy: WELL, I KNOW, BUT YOU.
AND I HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH
OTHER. IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY
WEIRD THAT YOU WOULD HIDE THAT
FROM YOUR OWN FAMILY.
Josh: YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YEAH, I'll TELL JAKE ABOUT US TOMORROW.
Mindy: PROMISE?
Josh: PROMISE.
Mindy: YOU MAY HUG ME.
Josh: SWEET.
Drake: WHAT'S UP, PACEY?
Josh: DRAKE, WE GOTTA TALK.
THERE... THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO
SAY THIS, BUT, UH... UH, MINDY AND
I ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!
[GROWLS]
Josh: AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! OHH!
OH, DRAKE, YOUR HEAD'S FINE.
Drake: YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.
Josh: SORRY. I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE.
Drake: OH, THE ONE WHERE YOU GET.
YOUR FOOT STUCK IN THE HORSE?
Josh: NO, THIS ONE WAS MUCH WORSE.
Drake: WORSE THAN GETTIN' YOUR FOOT STUCK IN A HORSE'S...
Josh: LOOK, DRAKE, I...
I GOTTA TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC.
Drake: OK, WHAT'S UP?
Josh: I'M SORRY I HAD A.
NIGHTMARE AND WOKE YOU UP.
I MUST HAVE HAD TOO MUCH PIE.
Drake: YEAH, HOW GREAT IS PIE?
Megan: WHY WAS JOSH SCREAMING?!
DID THE EGGS HATCH?!
Drake: WHAT?
Josh: WHAT EGGS?
Megan: OH... NOTHIN'.
Mindy: SO, WHAT DID DRAKE SAY.
WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WE'RE
BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND?
Josh: OH, UH, JUST... "YAY."
Mindy: "YAY"? WHY WOULD HE SAY.
THAT IF HE HATES ME?
Josh: WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T.
LIKE A "YAY!" IT WAS MORE LIKE A..."YAY."
Mindy: WELL, REGARDLESS OF HIS.
"YAY," I THINK IT WAS REALLY
SWEET AND BRAVE OF YOU TO TELL HIM.
Josh: THANKS.
Mindy: YOU'RE REALLY SPECIAL,
JOSH. ♪ DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ GRR!
Josh: WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET.
BACK TO THE PROJECT.
Mindy: WAIT, UM, YOU KNOW, JOSH,
I RESEARCHED A FEW RELATIONSHIP
TIMING MODELS ON THE WEB AND,
UM, I'VE... I'VE CONCLUDED THAT
SOME TIME IN THE NEXT 3-5 DAYS
WE SHOULD HAVE OUR FIRST KISS.
Josh: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE.
TO CONVINCE ME. I'M ON BOARD
WITH THE WHOLE KISSING THING.
Mindy: OH, WELL, EXCELLENT.
Josh: I SHOULD PROBABLY DIM THE LIGHTS.
[JOSH COUGHS]
Josh: OHH!
LOOK, I DIDN'T TELL DRAKE WE
WERE DATING, ALL RIGHT? I'M
SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T. I'M
AFRAID OF WHAT HE'LL THINK.
OHH. THERE... AND I GOT THAT OFF
MY CHEST. NOW, WE CAN KISS.
Mindy: JOSH! IF YOU CAN'T TELL.
YOUR OWN BROTHER WE'RE DATING,
THEN I DON'T THINK I CAN DATE YOU.
Josh: OHH, MINDY...
Mindy: I'll SEE YOU LATER.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
Josh: WELL, AT LEAST I GOT CUSTODY OF YOU.
Josh: DRAKE, WE GOTTA TALK.
Drake: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
Josh: MINDY AND I ARE DATING.
Drake: HUH?
Josh: OHH, YOU HATE ME. I KNEW YOU WOULD.
Drake: JOSH... Josh: AND I DON'T EVEN BLAME.
YOU, ALL RIGHT? YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO HATE ME. AFTER WHAT SHE
DID TO YOU LAST YEAR...
Drake: JOSH... JOSH! LISTEN!
I DON'T HATE YOU.
Josh: BUT... BUT YOU THINK I'M AN.
IDIOT FOR DATING HER.
Drake: NO, THAT'S NOT WHY I.
THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
DUDE, YOU SHOULD DATE WHOEVER
YOU WANT TO DATE. IT DOESN'T
MATTER WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS.
Josh: BUT... YOU...
Drake: SO I DON'T LIKE HER.
BIG DEAL. I DON'T LIKE HALF THE
GIRLS I DATE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY BROTHER,
JOSH, IF SHE MAKES YOU HAPPY,
THEN I'M HAPPY.
Josh: YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW THAT?
Drake: WELL... YES.
SO?
Josh: SO?
Drake: JOSHY'S GOT HIMSELF A GIRLFRIEND.
Josh: HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
Drake: HAD?
Josh: YEAH. SHE... SHE KIND OF.
BROKE UP WITH ME.
Drake: WHY?
DID YOU SHOW HER YOUR YO-YO
COLLECTION? JOSH, I TOLD YOU,
IT'S NOT COOL.
Josh: DRAKE, NO. SHE BROKE UP.
WITH ME BECAUSE I WOULDN'T TELL
YOU WE WERE DATING.
Drake: OHH, OK. I GET IT. LET'S GO.
Josh: GO WHERE?
Drake: TO MINDY'S HOUSE.
YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER.
Josh: YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME GET HER BACK?
Drake: JOSH, I'VE BEEN WAITING 2 1/2 YEARS FOR YOU TO GET A.
GIRLFRIEND, OK? I'M NOT GONNA
LET YOU BLOW IT ON SOMETHING
STUPID. COME ON.
Josh: OH, WAIT. Drake: WHAT?
Josh: WELL, UH, SINCE YOU'RE.
HELPING ME WITH MINDY, LIKE WHEN
I WENT IN TO KISS HER...
Drake: NOT HELPING YOU WITH THAT!
Josh: OHH, I CAN'T DO THIS.
Drake: YES, YOU CAN.
Josh: BUT IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT,
ALL RIGHT? HER PARENTS ARE PROBABLY ASLEEP.
Drake: YEAH, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE GONNA CLIMB UP THERE AND KNOCK.
ON HER WINDOW.
Josh: I DON'T KNOW. YOU THINK.
THIS IS REALLY GONNA WORK?
Drake: YOU THINK I KNOW ABOUT GIRLS?
Josh: MORE THAN A YOUNG MAN SHOULD.
Drake: SO TRUST ME. COME ON.
GO.
ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOIN'. A LITTLE
MORE. JUST GET TO THE TOP.
Josh: DON'T! BOUNDARIES!
I DID IT! I MADE IT... WHOA!
Josh: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD FOR THE SPINE.
Drake: WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME?!
Josh: NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Drake: HERE, GET ON MY SHOULDERS.
Josh: THAT'S HAZARDOUS!
Drake: THEY'RE MY SHOULDERS, NOW HURRY.
Drake: UHH! YOU HIGH ENOUGH?
Josh: YEAH, I THINK SO.
Drake: GOOD. NOW KNOCK ON THE WINDOW AND GET BACK TOGETHER.
WITH HER BEFORE I SUFFER
PERMANENT NERVE DAMAGE.
Josh: HEY, MINDY.
Mindy: HI. UM, WHAT ARE YOU.
DOING AT MY WINDOW?
Drake: JOSH, GETTIN' KIND OF HEAVY.
Josh: FIRST I WANT YOU TO KNOW.
THAT... THAT I TOLD DRAKE ABOUT
US, THAT WE'RE DATING... WERE DATING.
Drake: WRAP IT UP, JOSH.
Josh: AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE SMARTER THAN
ME 'CAUSE...'CAUSE I WAS DUMB
ENOUGH TO MESS UP THE FIRST REAL
RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER HAD...
ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY.
Drake: OHH, SERIOUS PAIN NOW.
Mindy: WELL, LOOK, I REALLY.
APPRECIATE YOUR APOLOGY AND I
ACCEPT IT, BUT AFTER WHAT
HAPPENED, I DON'T REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD DATE ANYMORE.
Josh: OH. UH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT...
I TOTALLY AGREE.
Mindy: I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND.
Josh: UH, YEAH, WELL, I'll SEE YOU LATER.
Mindy: GOOD NIGHT.
Josh: GOOD NIGHT.
Mindy: OH, JUST KISS ME! Josh: SWEET!
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Josh: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Josh: YOU FILLED A RAT WITH HELIUM?
Boy: DIDN'T THINK IT POSSIBLE,
DID YA? SHOW HIM ERIC.
Eric: ALL RIGHTY, YOU SEE, BY.
FILLING THE RAT WITH HELIUM,
WE WERE ABLE TO STUDY THE
EFFECTS OF... OH! OH! OH!
[RAT SQUEAKS]
Boy: NICE GOING, ERIC!
Eric: OH, LOOK, DON'T YOU COP AN.
ATTITUDE WITH ME, MISTER!
JUST... JUST... HELP ME FIND A LADDER!
Boy: HANG ON, LEONARD! DADDY'S COMIN'!
[DING] Man: MMM!