Josh: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT PARENTS?
Drake: I'll TELL YOU SOMETHING.
ABOUT PARENTS.
Josh: THEY ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.
Drake: YOU'VE GOT TO ALWAYS KEEP.
YOUR EYE ON 'EM.
Josh: LIKE THIS ONE TIME, I WAS.
CLIMBING A TREE...
Drake: LIKE ONCE, JOSH CLIMBED.
ALL THE WAY UP THIS BIG TREE...
Josh: I FELL.
Drake: THEN HE FALLS.
Josh: BUT MY UNDERPANTS GOT.
HOOKED ON A BRANCH.
Drake: AND HE ENDS UP DANGLING.
FROM A BRANCH BY HIS UNDERWEAR!
Josh: SO DAD SEES ME SWINGING.
AND RUNS OVER TO HELP ME, RIGHT?
Drake: SO HERE COMES DAD TO THE RESCUE.
Josh: HE GRABBED A LADDER...
Drake: HE GRABS A LADDER AND.
STARTS TRYING TO CLIMB UP IT TO
GET TO JOSH.
Josh: HE CLIMBED UP AND TRIED TO.
UNHOOK MY UNDERPANTS.
Drake: AND THEN THE LADDER FALLS BACKWARDS.
Josh: THEN THE LADDER FELL OVER,
AND DAD WENT CRASHING DOWN.
Drake: SO... Josh: SO...
Drake: WE'VE LEARNED 2 THINGS.
HERE... YOU GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON
YOUR PARENTS...
Josh: YOU KNOW, MY UNDERPANTS.
CAUSED ME A LOT OF PAIN THAT DAY.
Drake: AND YOUR UNDERWEAR CAN HURT YOU.
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE
SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND
OOH-OOH-OOOOOOOH ♪
Megan: HEY, MOM. HEY, BOOB.
Drake: DON'T CALL ME A BOOB.
Megan: SORRY, BOOB.
SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Josh: JOSH IS MAKING US LOBSTERS.
Megan: GROSS.
Drake: LOBSTERS AREN'T GROSS.
Megan: I MEANT JOSH.
Josh: CAN I START COOKING THESE.
ALREADY? I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S
GOING ON BETWEEN THESE TWO, BUT
I THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE, IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Audrey: YOU KNOW, I THINK WE.
SHOULD WAIT 'CAUSE YOUR DAD'S
STILL NOT HOME. Josh: ALL RIGHT. I'll PUT 'EM.
BACK IN THEIR CRATE...
WHERE YOUR DATE CAN CONTINUE.
Walter: HI, GANG. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
Audrey: THAT'S OK. HEY, I LOVED.
YOUR WEATHER BROADCAST TONIGHT.
Walter: YOU SAW ME DO THE WEATHER?
Audrey: YEAH. WHY SO SURPRISED?
Walter: WELL, YOU NEVER WATCH.
MY WEATHER BROADCASTS.
Audrey: I DO, TOO.
Drake, Megan: NO, YOU DON'T.
Audrey: THANKS FOR THE BACKUP.
Josh: HEY, DAD, MY TEACHER.
CALLED TO REMIND YOU THAT CAREER
DAY'S ON WEDNESDAY.
Walter: CAREER DAY?
Josh: YEAH.
REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU'D COME
SPEAK TO MY CLASS?
Walter: UM... YEAH.
WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
Josh: WELL, WHY NOT?
Walter: UM, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT.
CONFERENCE I HAVE TO GO TO ON
WEDNESDAY. A-ABOUT CLOUDS. IT'S
A CLOUD CONFERENCE. WE CALL IT A "CC."
Drake: YOU ARE AN EXCITING MAN.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Drake: HELLO?
UH, YEAH, SURE. HANG ON ONE
SECOND. IT'S SOME LADY FOR YOU.
Walter: UM, THANKS. I'll TAKE IT.
IN THE KITCHEN.
Megan: SO WHEN ARE THE LOBSTERS.
GONNA BE READY?
Drake: YEAH, I'M STARVED.
Josh: I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPEED.
AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE.
Drake: WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA GET A SNACK.
Megan: BRING ME SOMETHING.
Drake: NO.
Audrey: DRAKE.
Drake: I'll BRING HER SOMETHING.
Walter: YES, OF COURSE I'M.
INTERESTED. I KNOW. IT'S JUST
THAT, WELL, I HAVE A FAMILY TO
THINK ABOUT. LOOK, I'M NOT
SAYING NO. IT... ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT. RIGHT. OK, I'll SEE YOU.
ON WEDNESDAY. GREAT. OK.
Megan: WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?
Drake: HUH? OH. HERE.
Megan: I'M NOT GONNA EAT A PIECE.
OF FRUIT WITH YOUR FREAKISH DNA
ALL OVER IT.
Drake: [SCOFFS] THEN DON'T. UH,
JOSH, CAN I TALK TO YOU UPSTAIRS?
Josh: NO. I'M WATCHING EXTREME.
HOUSEWIVES. OOH-HOO! FELICIA'S
GETTIN' A TUMMY TUCK!
Drake: COME ON!
Josh: WHAT?!
Josh: WHAT?
Drake: WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH DAD.
Josh: I GOT HIM A DANDRUFF SHAMPOO.
Drake: THIS ISN'T A DANDRUFF.
PROBLEM, JOSH. IT'S A WOMAN PROBLEM.
Josh: DAD HAS CRAMPS?
Drake: LISTEN TO ME, JOSH. I.
OVERHEARD DAD TALKING ON THE
PHONE AND... WELL, I THINK HE'S...
I THINK HE'S SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN.
Josh: SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN DO WHAT?
Drake: I THINK HE'S DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.
Josh: WHAT?! DAD CAN'T BE DATING.
ANOTHER WOMAN. HE'S MARRIED TO
OUR MOM! HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA... OOH.
Drake: YEAH, OOH.
Josh: BUT DAD'S NOT THE KIND OF.
GUY TO GO RUNNING AROUND WITH
OTHER WOMEN. HE LOVES MOM AND HAS DANDRUFF.
Drake: OH, YEAH? THEN WHY WAS HE.
TELLING THAT WOMAN ON THE PHONE
THAT HE'S "INTERESTED" AND
SHE'S ALL HE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT, HUH?
Josh: YOU OVERHEARD HIM SAY THAT?
Drake: IN A HUSHED TONE.
Josh: HUSHED?
Drake: HUSHED.
Josh: OH, MAN. LOOK, MAYBE YOU.
MISUNDERSTOOD.
Drake: YEAH. MAYBE I DIDN'T.
Josh: ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S NOT.
DO ANYTHING YET. LET'S JUST,
UM... KEEP OUR EYES OPEN FOR THE
NEXT FEW DAYS, BUT DON'T SAY A WORD TO MOM.
Drake: NO WAY.
WAIT. HEY, UH... YOU GOT SOME WHITE FLAKES.
Josh: D'OH, IT'S HEREDITARY!
[DOOR HINGE CREAKS]
Walter: SHH.
[CREAKING]
Walter: AAH! SHH.
HI.
Josh: WHAT'S UP?
Walter: NOTHING. WHAT MAKES YOU.
THINK SOMETHING'S UP? I MEAN, HEH, COME ON.
Josh: WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
Walter: HUH?
Josh: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Walter: I WAS, UM... OUT BUYING SOME MILK.
Josh: OH.
Walter: YEAH.
Josh: WHERE IS IT?
Walter: HMM?
Josh: THE MILK, WHERE IS IT?
Walter: I DRANK IT ON THE WAY HOME.
Josh: OK.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT?
Walter: WHAT, A MAN CAN'T LOOK.
NICE WHEN HE GOES DAIRY SHOPPING?
Josh: SO AT MIDNIGHT, YOU PUT ON.
A SUIT, DROVE TO THE MARKET,
BOUGHT SOME MILK, AND THEN DRANK
THE ENTIRE CARTON ON THE WAY HOME?
Walter: LOOK, LET'S JUST NOT.
TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS. ALL RIGHT?
Josh: YEAH. SURE.
Josh: DRAKE! WAKE UP! DRAKE!
DRAKE, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
DRAKE, WAKE UP! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!
HI.
Drake: I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
Josh: LOOK, DRAKE, ALL RIGHT...
YOU WERE RIGHT.
Drake: GREAT. CAN YOU HAND ME.
THAT BULLHORN?
Josh: SURE.
Drake: THANKS.
Drake: GET OFF OF ME!!
NOW, WHAT WAS I RIGHT ABOUT?
Josh: ABOUT DAD, ALL RIGHT?
I THINK HE IS DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.
Drake: WHAT HAPPENED? Josh: WELL, I CAUGHT HIM.
SNEAKING IN. HE WAS WEARING A
SUIT. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE
HE'D BEEN, HE SAYS, "I WAS OUT
BUYIN' MILK, BUT I DRANK IT ALL
ON THE WAY HOME."
Drake: OH, THAT'S BAD.
Josh: I KNOW.
Drake: WE REALLY NEEDED SOME MILK.
Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S CHEATING ON MOM.
Drake: OK, WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.
Josh: YEAH, WELL, I GOTTA KNOW.
Drake: OK, TELL YOU WHAT.
TOMORROW, WE'LL SKIP SCHOOL AND
FOLLOW DAD AROUND AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO.
Josh: EXCU-U-U-USE ME?
PERFECT ATTENDANCE SINCE NURSERY SCHOOL!
Drake: AH, THE GOLDEN DORK AWARD.
Josh: I'M NOT DITCHING SCHOOL.
Drake: SO YOU'LL BRING IN.
A DOCTOR'S NOTE, AND IT WON'T COUNT AS AN ABSENCE.
Josh: WHERE AM I GONNA GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE?
Drake: UH, LET'S SEE. YOU.
WANT... SMALLPOX OR HEMORRHOIDS?
Josh: YOU SEE ANYTHING?
Drake: NO, NOT YET.
OH! OH, WAIT! OH, YEAH, I SEE SOMETHING.
Josh: YOU SEE DAD?
Drake: NO, BUT I SEE AN.
EXTREMELY HOT GIRL WITH
A BELLY-BUTTON RING.
Josh: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THOSE?!
Drake: NO. I WANT 'EM.
[JOSH BABBLING GIBBERISH]
Josh: YOU'RE A CHILD!
Drake: DAD!
Drake: WHAT'S HE DOING?
Josh: HE'S JUST SITTING ON.
A BENCH, EATING A DOUGHNUT.
Drake: WHAT KIND OF DOUGHNUT?
Josh: I SEE SPRINKLES. IT MIGHT.
BE JELLY-FILLED. OH, WHAT
DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!
Drake: JUST TRY AND SEE IF HE'S.
WITH A WOMAN.
Josh: ALL RIGHT. HE'S JUST.
SITTING ALONE, LIKE HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY.
Drake: WELL, GOOD. HEY, MAYBE.
WE'RE WRONG, THEN, ABOUT... Josh: A WOMAN!
Drake: WOMAN?!
Josh: WO-MAN!
Drake: WELL, LOOK AND SEE WHAT.
THEY'RE DOING.
Josh: THEY'RE JUST TALKING AND SMILING...
AND HUGGING.
Drake: WHAT?
Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THIS IS HORRIBLE. DAD'S CHEATING
ON MOM. I'M CRUSHED.
Drake: IT'S OK, BROTHER. I'M...
I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN.
Josh: THANKS, DRAKE. I...
I JUST SORT OF ALWAYS LOOKED UP
TO MY DAD, YOU KNOW? LIKE...
LIKE A ROLE MODEL, SO...
SO TO SEE HIM DO SOMETHING LIKE
THIS, YOU KNOW, IT'S SO HURTFUL.
IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE...
THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A SQUIRREL!
Josh: I CAN'T BELIEVE DAD'S.
CHEATING ON MOM. THIS IS
HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE!
Drake: DON'T WORRY. I'll THINK.
OF SOMETHING.
Josh: NO, ALL RIGHT? YOU ALREADY.
GOT US DETENTION FOR SKIPPING
SCHOOL, AND YOU MUCKED UP MY
RECORD FOR PERFECT ATTENDANCE,
YOU... YOU... YOU MUCKER!
Drake: MUCKER?
Josh: ONE WHO MUCKS!
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I
MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY DAD
WOULD WANT TO DATE ANOTHER WOMAN.
Drake: THAT'S IT!
Josh: THAT'S WHAT?
Drake: THE WAY WE GET DAD TO.
FORGET ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS
TO REMIND HIM HOW AWESOME MOM IS.
Josh: THAT'S GENIUS.
Drake: OOH! HERE COMES DAD.
Josh: WOW, MOM, THIS BREAKFAST.
YOU MADE DAD LOOKS AMAZING.
HEY, DAD.
Walter: WHAT'S ALL THIS?
Drake: MOM MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
Walter: REALLY? WOW. SHE REALLY.
WENT ALL OUT.
Josh: YEP. IS SHE AN INCREDIBLE.
WOMAN, OR WHAT?
Drake: HOW LUCKY ARE YOU?
Josh: WELL, CONSIDERING I SEE.
BLUEBERRY WAFFLES... I'D SAY VERY.
Josh: BREAKFAST FOR ONE.
Walter: WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Drake: OH, MAN, I JUST HOPE ONE.
DAY, I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY
A WOMAN WHO TREATS ME AS WELL AS
MOM TREATS YOU.
Walter: AHA.
Josh: HEY, LET'S NOT FORGET.
SHE'S PRETTY, TOO.
Drake: SO PRETTY.
Josh: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO.
MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT MOM, YOU
COULDN'T COUNT 'EM.
Drake: WHO COULD COUNT THAT HIGH?
Josh: I KNOW. I MEAN, I'M IN.
ALGEBRA 2, AND I STILL CAN'T... [CHOKING]
Josh: ARE... ARE YOU OK?
Drake: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
Walter: CU-CU-CUMIN!
Josh: CUMIN? CUMIN?!
[GASPING FOR AIR]
Josh: YOU PUT CUMIN IN HIS WAFFLES?!
Drake: YOU TOLD ME TO PUT CUMIN.
IN HIS WAFFLES!
Josh: I SAID CINNAMON. CINNAMON!
Drake: WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Josh: EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT,
CINNAMON IS SWEET AND DELICIOUS.
CUMIN IS A MEXICAN SPICE. YOU
WERE FLAVORING A WAFFLE, NOT A CHIMICHANGA!
Drake: WELL, SO I MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE.
Josh: A HUGE MISTAKE! ALL RIGHT,
DAD'S ALLERGIC TO CUMIN. HE'S
PROBABLY IN THERE DYING RIGHT NOW. DAD!
DAD! DAD, WHAT DO I DO?!
[GASPING]
Walter: IN-HALER!
Drake: HE SAID "INHALER."
Josh: I HEARD HIM SAY INHALER!
HELP ME FIND IT.
[GASPING]
Josh: HERE. HERE. DAD, SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN. OK, THERE YOU GO.
DRAKE, WHAT DO I DO?
ARE YOU OK? IS THAT BETTER?
Walter: YEAH. YEAH, I THINK SO.
Audrey: WALTER, I AM NOT HAPPY.
Walter: WHY, BECAUSE YOUR DEMON.
WAFFLES DIDN'T KILL ME?!
Audrey: WHAT?
Josh: YOUR HAIR LOOKS PRETTY.
Walter: YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO CUMIN.
Audrey: SO? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE.
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Drake: DO YOU THINK MY THUMBS.
ARE THE SAME SIZE?
Josh: ONE LOOKS THICKER.
Audrey: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY
I'M NOT HAPPY, IT'S BECAUSE WHEN
I GOT IN THE SHOWER THIS
MORNING, I FOUND ONE OF THESE AGAIN.
Walter: SO I LEFT A LITTLE HAIR.
IN THE DRAIN.
Josh: HOW 'BOUT THOSE RED SOX?
THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
[CLUCKS TONGUE]
Audrey: WHEN I TAKE MY MORNING.
SHOWER, I DO NOT ENJOY
STEPPING ON A HAMSTER.
Drake: HEY, ANYONE WANT A TANGELO?
Josh: MMM. 1/2 TANGERINE, 1/2... ELLO.
Drake: [ENGLISH ACCENT] 'ELLO.
Walter: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO WORK.
Audrey: FINE. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE.
THIS WITH YOU? I THINK IT MIGHT
BE "TAKE YOUR HAIRBALL TO WORK"
DAY.
Walter: SEE YA!
Audrey: LATER!
Drake: I LIKE IT.
Drake: OK, MAKING DAD REALIZE.
HOW GREAT MOM IS DIDN'T GO SO WELL.
Josh: DON'T BE SO HARD ON.
YOURSELF. I THOUGHT IT WENT
PRETTY SMOOTH FOR A POISONING.
Drake: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW.
ABOUT WE FIND THAT WOMAN DAD'S
BEEN DATING AND HAVE A LITTLE
TALK WITH HER?
Josh: YOU MEAN LIKE, UH... LITTLE TALK?
Drake: UH, NO, JOSH. I MEAN LIKE.
A REAL TALK, YOU KNOW? WE SIT
HER DOWN AND ASK HER NICELY TO
PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE.
Josh: YEAH. I MEAN, MAYBE IF SHE.
MET US, SHE'D FEEL BAD ABOUT
STEALING DAD AWAY FROM MOM AND
MESSING UP OUR FAMILY.
Drake: EXACTLY.
Josh: YEAH, BUT ONE PROBLEM...
HOW DO WE FIND HER?
Drake: RIGHT. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME.
Megan: HER NAME'S PEGGY SHERMAN,
AND YOU CAN FIND HER HAVING
LUNCH WITH DAD TOMORROW AT
A RESTAURANT CALLED "ON VINE."
Drake: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
Megan: I READ DAD'S E-MAIL.
Josh: HOW'D YOU GET HIS PASSWORD?
Megan: IT REALLY WASN'T THAT.
HARD TO FIGURE OUT. HIS PASSWORD
IS... PASSWORD.
Drake: NO WAY. IT'S SO DUMB.
Megan: IT'S A NEW KIND OF DUMB.
Josh: YEAH, IT IS.
Drake: GOING TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD?
Josh: MAYBE.
Peggy: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE,
WALTER? ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR NOT?
Walter: WELL, YOU KNOW I WANT TO.
Peggy: I DON'T THINK YOU'D REGRET IT.
Walter: I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
REALLY EXCITES ME ABOUT THIS IS THE...
Drake: THERE THEY ARE.
Josh: LOOK AT HIM, LUNCHING IT.
UP WITH THAT SKUNK BAG.
Drake: WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE.
TALKING ABOUT?
Josh: PROBABLY WHERE THEY'RE.
GONNA RUN OFF TO GET MARRIED SO
THEY CAN, YOU KNOW, KISS AND WHATNOT.
Peggy: WALTER, IF YOU ACCEPT.
THIS JOB, YOU WOULD BE THE
MOST-WATCHED WEATHERMAN IN AMERICA.
Walter: I KNOW.
Peggy: GOOD MORNING TODAY HAS AN.
AUDIENCE OF 7 MILLION PEOPLE.
AND YOU'D BE MAKING 10 TIMES THE
MONEY YOU'RE MAKING NOW.
Walter: SO ARE YOU OFFICIALLY.
OFFERING ME THE JOB?
Peggy: I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T GO TO.
MY BOSS UNTIL I GET A DEFINITE
"YES" FROM YOU. WHY WON'T YOU
TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND KIDS ABOUT IT?
Walter: 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT 'EM.
TO GET ALL EXCITED, ONLY TO HAVE
'EM BE DISAPPOINTED IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
Peggy: LOOK, IF YOU WANT THE.
JOB AS OUR NATIONAL WEATHERMAN,
I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE IT'S
YOURS. YEAH.
Walter: WOW. THIS IS SO.
EXCITING. I... MY LIP IS SWEATING.
Josh: COME ON, WE GOTTA GET DAD.
AWAY FROM THAT TABLE.
Drake: OH, WATCH THIS.
A MEATBALL. FOLLOW ME.
READY?
Walter: OH! OH.
Waiter: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
Peggy: WHAT HAPPENED?
Walter: I DON'T KNOW. I... I THINK
I WAS HIT BY A MEATBALL. OH,
LOOK AT MY SHIRT AND MY TIE.
I'M GONNA GO CLEAN UP.
Peggy: OF COURSE.
Walter: WHERE DID...
Drake: OK, THAT'S OUR CUE.
Josh: LET'S BUST US A SKUNK BAG.
Drake: WHAT'S UP?
Josh: HI.
Peggy: HELLO. DID I ORDER 2 TEENAGERS?
Drake: NO. ACTUALLY, WALTER'S OUR DAD.
Peggy: OH. HA HA. THIS IS.
AWKWARD. SEE, I REALLY DON'T
THINK WALTER WANTS YOU TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON JUST YET.
Josh: WELL, WE DO KNOW WHAT'S.
GOING ON. WE'RE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
Peggy: REALLY? WOW, I THOUGHT
2 TEENAGE BOYS WOULD FIND IT
RATHER EXCITING.
Drake: WELL, WE DON'T, SO MAYBE.
YOU WOULDN'T MIND BACKING OFF.
Peggy: HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.
Josh: WHY NOT?
Peggy: BECAUSE I WANT YOUR DAD.
Drake: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT...
Peggy: GRANTED, I WAS.
CONSIDERING A FEW OTHER MEN AND
ONE WOMAN, BUT THERE'S JUST
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT
FEELS RIGHT.
Josh: HOW NICE FOR YOU.
Drake: YOU KNOW HE'S MARRIED.
Peggy: I KNOW. I THINK THIS.
COULD BE GREAT FOR YOUR MOTHER,
TOO. LOOK, WHEN I SEE SOMEONE I
WANT, I GO AFTER HIM.
Josh: YEAH? WELL, WHEN WE SEE.
SOMEONE WE DON'T LIKE, WE DO THIS.
Drake: YEAH, AND SOMETIMES WE EVEN DO THIS.
Walter: DRAKE, JOSH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Peggy: WALTER, IF THIS IS HOW.
YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN TO
BEHAVE, THEN I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN PURSUING YOU ANY FURTHER.
Both: YES.
Walter: PEGGY, PLEASE.
Peggy: GOOD-BYE, WALTER.
Josh: WE KNOW YOU'RE MAD.
Drake: BUT WE HAD TO DO IT.
Josh: WE COULDN'T LET THAT SKUNK.
BAG STEAL YOU AWAY FROM MOM.
Drake: AND RUIN OUR WHOLE FAMILY.
Josh: DON'T WORRY.
Drake: WE WON'T TELL MOM ABOUT.
THIS LITTLE EPISODE.
Josh: WE GOT YOUR BACK.
Walter: YOU THINK I WAS DATING THAT WOMAN?
Josh: WELL, UH... Drake: YEAH.
Walter: BOYS, THAT "SKUNK BAG".
JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE SENIOR
PRODUCER OF GOOD MORNING TODAY,
AND SHE WAS TALKING TO ME ABOUT
BEING THE WEATHERMAN ON THE
NUMBER ONE NATIONAL MORNING SHOW
IN AMERICA!!
Josh: THAT'S DIFFERENT.
Drake: YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GO.
Josh: BYE.
Walter: NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE.
GONNA DO SOMETHING ELSE.
Josh: RIGHT.
Drake: NO PROBLEM.
Josh: NOW?
Walter: UH-HUH.
Josh: RROOOWWW!
Drake: WHERE'D THE LOBSTER BITE YOU?
Josh: IS MEGAN STILL IN THE ROOM?
Drake: YEAH.
Josh: TELL YOU LATER. YOU BAD LOBSTERS.
Megan: WHAT WERE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?
Drake: UH, WE WERE JUST TALKING.
ABOUT, UH... YOU KNOW.
Josh: UH, GEOMETRY.
Drake: CHATTING ABOUT GEOMETRY.
Megan: THEN TELL ME A LITTLE.
ABOUT GEOMETRY. DRAKE, I LIKE TO LEARN.
Drake: WELL, GEOMETRY, YOU SEE.
IS ALL ABOUT SHAPES, LIKE
CIRCLES, WHICH ARE CIRCULAR, AND
IT'S THEIR CIRCULARITY WHICH
CONTRIBUTES TO THE ROUNDNESS OF THEM.
Josh: I'll GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS TO.
SPILL THAT GLASS OF WATER ON THE
GUY AT TABLE 3.
Waiter: UH, SURE.
Man: AAH, WATER!
Drake: YOU SENT HIM TO THE WRONG TABLE.
Josh: THANKS FOR THE UPDATE.
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