Josh: OK. IN MY WHOLE LIFE,
I'VE ONLY HAD ONE REAL GIRLFRIEND.
Drake: IN MY ENTIRE LIFE,
I'VE ONLY HAD, LIKE... 74 GIRLFRIENDS.
Josh: BUT THE ONE THING I'VE.
ALREADY LEARNED ABOUT DATING...
Drake: AND THE ONE THING I'VE.
LEARNED FROM ALL THAT DATING...
Josh: YOU HAVE TO LET THE GIRL KNOW...
Drake: YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE THE.
GIRL UNDERSTANDS...
Both: THE GUY'S IN CHARGE.
Drake: LIKE RIGHT NOW, I'M.
DATING THIS GIRL LUCY...
Josh: YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND MINDY...
Drake: AND LAST NIGHT, SHE.
STARTS YELLING AT ME JUST 'CAUSE
I HAPPENED TO STARE AT THIS
OTHER HOT GIRL WHO WALKED BY.
Josh: WELL, YESTERDAY, MINDY.
GETS ALL UP ON MY CASE JUST
'CAUSE I SHOWED UP 20 MINUTES
LATE TO PICK HER UP.
Drake: SHE YELLED AT ME.
I YELLED AT HER.
Josh: THEN WE GOT IN THIS BIG ARGUMENT.
Drake: AND FINALLY, I JUST SAID,
"I'M OUTTA HERE."
Josh: AND I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE.
Drake: YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU.
JUST GOTTA LET A GIRL KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE.
Josh: AND WHEN SHE CALLS, SHE.
BETTER BE READY TO DO SOME
SERIOUS APOLOGIZING.
[BOTH CELL PHONES RING]
Drake: AND THERE'S LUCY NOW.
Josh: HELLO? OH, HEY, MINDY.
Drake: I'M REALLY SORRY.
Josh: [WEEPING] IT WAS ALL MY.
FAULT! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE
PUNCTUAL. YES. YES, I NEED TO
IMPROVE, AND I PROMISE I WILL.
Drake: JOSH! JOSH! HURRY! HURRY!
THERE'S SMOKE IN THEATER 7!
Josh: SMOKE?!
Josh: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
OUT OF MY WAY!
Josh: YOU DISAPPOINT ME.
WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT SMOKE IN
A MOVIE THEATER?
Drake: I DIDN'T LIE. THERE WAS.
AN OLD MAN ON THE SCREEN SMOKING
A PIPE. I THINK THAT SENDS TEENS
A BAD MESSAGE.
Mindy: HEY, JOSH.
Josh: HEY, MINDY.
Mindy: DRAKE. Drake: CREATURE.
Mindy: "D" AVERAGE.
Drake: D-PLUS!
Mindy: SO, JOSH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
Josh: SURE. WHAT'S UP?
Mindy: WELL, WE'VE BEEN DATING.
FOR A COUPLE MONTHS NOW.
Josh: [WEEPING] YOU'RE BREAKING.
UP WITH ME?! WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?!
Mindy: NOTHING.
Josh: I CAN'T HELP IT! I SWEAT!
Mindy: I LIKE YOUR SWEAT.
LOOK, ALL I WAS GONNA SAY WAS I
WANT YOU TO HAVE DINNER AT MY
HOUSE WITH ME AND MY PARENTS.
Josh: OH. HOW COME?
Mindy: WELL, THEY JUST FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD GET TO KNOW YOU.
BETTER, THAT'S ALL. YOU WORRIED?
Josh: NAH. NO. NO WORRIES.
LOOK, PARENTS LOVE ME.
Mindy: WELL, LOOK, JUST KEEP IN.
MIND MY PARENTS ARE KINDA STRICT.
Josh: NO PROBLEM.
Mindy: AND THEY'RE NOT VERY.
FUN... OR FRIENDLY... OR NICE.
IN FACT... Josh: IT'LL BE FINE.
Mindy: I HOPE SO.
Josh: TRUST ME. LOOK, NO KID IS.
SMOOTHER WITH ADULTS THAN ME.
Helen: JOSH! Josh: WHAT?!
Helen: WHERE ARE THE CANDY.
RECEIPTS? I CAN'T FIND 'EM!
Josh: WOULD YOU LET ME...
Helen: YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF FOOL?!
Josh: OF COURSE NOT... Helen: DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME!
HUSH! YOU HAVE UPSET ME IN WAYS
I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND, BOY!
Mindy: SMOOTH.
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY,
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OHHHHH ♪
Lucy: YOU ARE A GREAT KISSER.
Drake: YOU ARE CORRECT.
Lucy: I'll GET US A TABLE.
Drake: I'll GET US SOME DRINKS.
HEY, JOSH. ONE DIET MOUNTAIN
FIZZ, ONE REGULAR.
Josh: COMING UP.
SO? YOU AND LUCY?
Drake: YEAH. I'M REALLY LIKING.
HER, YOU KNOW? SHE MIGHT EVEN BE THE ONE.
Josh: THE ONE YOU DATE FOR MORE.
THAN 3 WEEKS?
Josh: YEP. SHE COULD BE A "MONTHER." SODAS?
Josh: THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS.
Drake: AWW. YOU'RE SO CUTE.
YOUR BEVERAGE.
Lucy: THANKS. WANT A FRENCH FRY?
Drake: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
Lucy: ONE OF THOSE IDIOT JOCKS.
OVER THERE THREW IT AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
Drake: THOSE GUYS?
Lucy: YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
Drake: I'll HANDLE THIS. Lucy: DRAKE, DON'T. THOSE GUYS.
ARE PRETTY BIG.
Drake: YEAH, I KNOW.
HEY, JOSH!
Josh: WHAT'S UP?
Drake: THOSE GUYS ARE BEING ALL.
OBNOXIOUS AND THROWING FRENCH FRIES.
[GUYS LAUGHING]
Josh: NOT ON MY WATCH.
HEY!
Lucy: SO, TELL ME, WHEN YOU.
WRITE A SONG, WHAT COMES FIRST,
THE MUSIC OR THE LYRICS?
Drake: WELL, IT DEPENDS. YOU.
KNOW, SOMETIMES I'll JUST BE IN.
MY ROOM PLAYING GUITAR... WHAT HAPPENED?
Josh: WILL YOU PLEASE REMOVE THE.
BUCKET FROM MY HEAD AND UNTIE MY HANDS?
Lucy: THOSE GUYS DID THAT TO YOU?
Josh: YES. I THINK THE BIG ONE.
STUFFED SOMETHING DOWN MY PANTS.
IT'S A CORN DOG.
Drake: WAIT HERE.
Lucy: DRAKE, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
Drake: HEY! YOU'RE THE BIG TOUGH.
GUY WHO PUT A CORN DOG DOWN MY
BROTHER'S PANTS?
Boy: MAYBE.
Second boy: OR MAYBE I DID.
Drake: YEAH? WELL, LOOK, YOU CAN'T JUST...
Josh: DRAKE!
Lucy: ARE YOU OK?
Drake: YEAH, YEAH. I'M COOL.
Boy: HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU.
Helen: I BEG TO DIFFER.
NOW, YOU AND YOUR LITTLE HOODLUM FRIENDS GET OUT OF MY MOVIE
THEATER BEFORE I POP YOU LIKE A
ZIT! MOVE IT!
Josh: WOW. LUCY, WHERE DID YOU.
LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT?
Lucy: I GREW UP WITH 5 OLDER.
BROTHERS, AND IT WAS EITHER
LEARN HOW TO FIGHT OR GET HELD
DOWN AND BURPED ON.
Helen: I'll TELL YOU WHAT.
BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE TODAY'S
ADOLESCENTS MISBEHAVING LIKE
THAT. MM-HMM. MMM.
Josh: UM... HELEN, THAT, UH...
THAT CORN DOG?
Helen: HMM?
Josh: NOTHING.
Josh: "WELL, MRS. CRENSHAW,
WHAT A LOVELY HOUSE YOU HAVE."
Megan: WHAT UP WITH THE TIE?
Josh: I'M JUST GETTING READY FOR.
MY BIG DINNER WITH MINDY'S PARENTS TONIGHT.
Megan: OH, YEAH? YOU NERVOUS?
WHAT IF THEY THINK YOU'RE A BOOB? I DO.
Josh: OH, DO YA? LOOK, PARENTS.
LOVE ME, SO I WILL NOT BE NERVOUS.
Megan: REALLY? 'CAUSE MOST.
PEOPLE I KNOW PUT THEIR
UNDERWEAR ON BEFORE THEIR PANTS.
LATER.
Drake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
Megan: BE QUIET.
Drake: HEY, JOSH. CAN I BORROW YOUR...
[CHUCKLES]
SHOULD I ASK?
Josh: I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
ABOUT MY DINNER WITH MINDY'S
PARENTS TONIGHT.
Drake: AND IT CALMS YOU DOWN TO.
WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE THAT?
Josh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.
ANYWAY? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE WITH LUCY?
Drake: YEAH, I CANCELLED IT.
I THINK I'M GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER.
Josh: WHY? Drake: I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND.
WHO'S TOUGHER THAN ME.
Josh: DRAKE, THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER SHOVED YOU WHEN YOU.
WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING, OK?
LUCY IS NOT TOUGHER THAN YOU.
Drake: YEAH, I GUESS HE DID.
KINDA CATCH ME OFF GUARD.
Josh: YEAH, TOTALLY. AND PLUS,
LUCY IS A REALLY GREAT GIRL,
AND SHE'S TOTALLY CUTE. SO I
WANT YOU TO CALL HER BACK RIGHT
NOW AND ASK HER OUT TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
Drake: OK, I WILL. Josh: ALL RIGHT. COOL.
AND I AM GOING TO GO SHOW
MINDY'S PARENTS THAT I AM THE
PERFECT BOYFRIEND. LATER.
Drake: JOSH!
Josh: I KNOW.
Josh: WOW. FANCY DINING ROOM.
Mindy: THANKS. NOW, REMEMBER,
MY PARENTS CAN BE A LITTLE UPTIGHT.
Josh: MINDY, THEY'RE YOUR.
PARENTS, SO I THINK THEY'RE AWESOME.
Mrs. Crenshaw: SHOES OFF IN THE HOUSE!
Josh: YES, MA'AM!
Mindy: UH, MOM, DAD, YOU KNOW... JOSH.
Josh: UH... UH... MR. CRENSHAW,
GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
Mr. Crenshaw: NICE TO SEE YOU, JOSH.
YOU'RE HURTING MY HAND.
Josh: SORRY. MY FAULT.
Mr. Crenshaw: CLEARLY.
Mindy: UH, JOSH, YOU MENTIONED.
YOU BROUGHT SOME PRESENTS?
Josh: UH, YES, I DID. UM...
CHOCOLATES FOR THE GENTLEMAN,
AND DAISIES FOR THE LOVELY LADY.
Mr. Crenshaw: I'M DIABETIC.
Mrs. Crenshaw: I'M ALLERGIC TO DAISIES.
Josh: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
Mrs. Crenshaw: CHOCOLATE GIVES ME A RASH.
Mr. Crenshaw: IN CZECHOSLOVAKIA,
THE DAISY IS KNOW AS "THE FLOWER OF DEATH."
Mindy: SO, WHO'S HUNGRY?
Drake: YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU?
Lucy: WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT ME?
Drake: YOU'RE ALWAYS IN A GREAT.
MOOD. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I
EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT DUMPING YOU.
Lucy: HUH?
Drake: OH, OH, NOTHING. IT'S STUPID.
Lucy: NO, TELL ME.
Drake: WELL, IT'S JUST, YOU.
KNOW... OK, TO BE TOTALLY HONEST,
I GOT KIND OF FREAKED OUT ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT. Lucy: WHAT, THE THING WITH THE.
FOOTBALL PLAYER?
Drake: YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS.
THINKING, "HOW CAN I DATE A GIRL"
"WHO'S TOUGHER THAN ME?" BUT JOSH
TOLD ME I WAS JUST BEING DUMB.
Lucy: YEAH. SO NOW YOU'RE COOL WITH IT?
Drake: COOL WITH WHAT?
Lucy: DATING A GIRL THAT'S.
TOUGHER THAN YOU.
Drake: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. OK, YOU.
ARE NOT TOUGHER THAN ME. THAT
FOOTBALL PLAYER JUST CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
Lucy: HA HA! OK. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
Drake: YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN ME.
Lucy: KINDA.
Mrs. Crenshaw: DINNER IS SERVED.
IF EVERYONE WILL PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.
Josh: OK.
YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE. MINDY, AFTER YOU.
NO SURPRISE THERE.
WELL, MRS. CRENSHAW, THIS
CERTAINLY IS A LOVELY DINNER
THAT YOU PREPARED.
Mrs. Crenshaw: THAT FLICKERING.
BULB IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
Josh: THAT? WELL, IT'S PROBABLY.
JUST LOOSE. I COULD FIX IT.
Mindy: JOSH, PLEASE DON'T. Josh: OH, NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I'M NOT WEARING ANY SHOES. IT'LL
JUST TAKE A SEC.
Mindy: PLEASE DON'T LET HIM.
FALL, PLEASE DON'T LET HIM FALL,
PLEASE DON'T LET HIM FALL.
Josh: AND THERE WE GO. AH, NOW,
WHO WOULD LIKE SOME CHICKEN?
Drake: OK, THAT'S IT! IT'S A TIE!
Lucy: NO WAY! YOU JUST QUIT.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M TOUGHER THAN YOU.
Drake: [SCOFFS] I KNOW NOTHING.
WAIT A SECOND.
Lucy: LOOK, THERE IS ONLY ONE.
WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
Drake: OH, YEAH? AND HOW'S THAT?
Lucy: YOU AND I ARE GONNA FIGHT.
Drake: WHAT?
Lucy: YOU HEARD ME.
Drake: I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT A GIRL.
Lucy: OH, COME ON! WHAT CENTURY.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS? GIRLS
HAPPEN TO BE IN THE ARMY, GIRLS
HAPPEN TO BE POLICE OFFICERS,
AND THIS GIRL HAPPENS TO BE ABLE
TO KICK YOUR BUTT.
Drake: OK, WHATEVER.
Lucy: YOU'RE AFRAID TO FIGHT ME.
Drake: I AM NOT.
Lucy: CHICKEN. [CLUCKING]
Drake: YOU'RE INSANE, YOU KNOW THAT?
Lucy: WE GOT A CHICKEN IN THE.
HOUSE! CHICKEN IN THE HOUSE!
Drake: I AM NOT GONNA HIT A GIRL.
Lucy: FINE. THEN WE'LL WRESTLE.
NO HITTING. WHICHEVER ONE OF US
PINS THE OTHER ONE'S SHOULDERS
DOWN FOR 3 SECONDS WINS.
Drake: OK, IT'S ON.
Lucy: YEAH, IT IS. Drake: SATURDAY NIGHT, MY HOUSE.
Lucy: SEE YOU THERE.
Drake: I JUST MADE A DATE TO.
FIGHT MY GIRLFRIEND.
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
Drake: WHOA, WHAT'S THIS?
Josh: JUST GETTING READY FOR MY.
BIG DIN... WHHRRR! DRAKE,
WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'RE NEVER HOME SATURDAY NIGHT.
Drake: I TOLD YOU. TONIGHT'S MY BIG FIGHT WITH LUCY.
Josh: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU NEVER SAID THAT. NEVER SAID.
THAT! YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE
GONNA BE HOME SATURDAY.
Drake: WELL, I AM. OOH, OLIVES.
Josh: PAWS OFF MY OLIVES!
Drake: WELL.
Josh: DRAKE, YOU KNOW HOW HARD.
IT WAS FOR ME TO CONVINCE
MINDY'S PARENTS TO COME HERE AND
HAVE DINNER, ALL RIGHT? THIS IS
MY LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS THEM,
AND IF I DON'T, THEY'RE NOT
GONNA LET ME DATE MINDY ANYMORE.
Drake: SO? SHE'S ICKY.
Josh: SHE IS NOT ICKY. SHE IS MY.
GIRLFRIEND AND I LIKE HER!
Drake: I CAN'T HAVE ONE OLIVE?
Josh: LEAVE THE HOUSE. OK? LEAVE.
THE HOUSE. EVERYTHING HAS TO GO
PERFECT TONIGHT, AND I CAN'T HAVE YOU RUNNING AROUND HERE
DRAKE-ING UP THE PLACE.
Drake: OK, WELL, THE FIGHT'S.
UPSTAIRS AND YOUR DINNER'S
DOWNSTAIRS. PROBLEM SOLVED.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Josh: THEY'RE HERE.
Lucy: DRAKE?
Drake: IT'S JUST LUCY. CALM DOWN.
HEY, YOU LOOK CUTE IN YOUR FIGHT OUTFIT.
Lucy: UH-UH. NO KISSING UNTIL.
AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT. OH, HEY, JOSH.
Josh: HEY, HOW ARE YOU? GET.
UPSTAIRS! AND DON'T COME DOWN
UNTIL THE CRENSHAWS LEAVE!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, THEY'RE HERE! ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. PLAY THAT THING!
[WOMAN PLAYS HARP]
HEY, MINDY, MR. AND MRS.
CRENSHAW. PLEASE COME IN.
Drake: OK, SO I'VE MOVED MOST OF THE FURNITURE OUT OF THE WAY, SO.
WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM TO... WHOA!
MEGAN, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Megan: WE'RE HERE TO WATCH THE FIGHT.
Boy: YEAH.
Megan: LOOK, I BROUGHT AN OFFICIAL BELL.
[RINGS BELL]
Drake: NICE. YOU CAN RING IT AS.
YOU'RE LEAVING. NOW GET OUT.
Megan: YOU CAN'T THROW US OUT. I.
CHARGED THESE PEOPLE 10 BUCKS ADMISSION.
Drake: I WANT HALF THE MONEY.
Megan: I EXPECTED THAT.
Drake: OK, FINE, BUT YOU KIDS.
STAY ON THE BED.
Boy: YOU CHARGED US 20 BUCKS EACH.
Megan: SHH.
[HARP PLAYING]
Mr. Crenshaw: JOSH, THIS IS.
QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE DINNER. THE
FOOD, THE ICE SCULPTURE, THE
ELDERLY HARPIST.
Mrs. Crenshaw: DID YOU DO ALL.
THIS JUST FOR US?
Josh: SURE. YEAH. I JUST FEEL.
THAT IF MINDY'S MY GIRLFRIEND,
THEN HER PARENTS DESERVE THE BEST.
Mindy: OHH, IS HE THE SWEETEST?
Josh: AH-AH-AH-AH. YOU KNOW HOW
I FEEL ABOUT PRE-MARITAL KISSING.
[HARPIST SNORING]
Josh: UM... HA-HA-HAVE YOU TWO.
SEEN OUR FRONT DOOR?
[BEGINS PLAYING HARP]
Lucy: OK, BOYFRIEND, YOU READY.
TO LEARN THAT SOME GIRLS ARE
TOUGHER THAN SOME GUYS?
Drake: YEAH, I THINK ONE OF US.
IS ABOUT TO LEARN SOMETHING THE HARD WAY.
Lucy: AW, IF ONLY YOU WERE AS.
TOUGH AS YOU ARE CUTE.
Drake: SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
Lucy: RING THE BELL. Megan: ROUND ONE.
Boy: DO IT! [BELL RINGS]
Lucy: IT'S ON.
[KIDS CHEERING]
COME ON. COME AND GET ME.
Drake: OK, BUT IF ANYTIME DURING.
THIS FIGHT YOU FEEL ANY PAIN,
JUST YELL UNCLE AND I'll... Lucy: WHOOPS.
Drake: NOT BAD.
Lucy: WELL, THERE'S A LOT MORE... [CHEERING]
Megan: HOW GREAT IS THIS?
Boy: YEAH. SO WORTH 20 BUCKS.
Drake: YOU SAID IT WAS 10.
Mr. Crenshaw: JOSH, I MUST.
CONFESS, PERHAPS MRS. CRENSHAW
AND I MISJUDGED YOU. AFTER
SEEING YOUR PARENTS' LOVELY HOME HERE...
Mrs. Crenshaw: AND THIS ELEGANT.
DINNER YOU'VE PREPARED, WELL,
IT'S CLEAR TO US THAT YOU COME
FROM A FINE FAMILY.
Mr. Crenshaw: WHICH MAKES US.
FEEL A LOT BETTER ABOUT YOU AND
MINDY DATING AND... [CRASH]
WHAT WAS THAT?
[CHEERING]
Lucy: UHH!
[THUD]
Girl: YOU GOT HIM PINNED!
Kids: 1, 2... [CHEERING]
Boy: DRAKE, WATCH IT!
Megan: WHOA!
[CRASH]
THEY'RE ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS!
Boy: LET'S GO!
[KIDS SHOUTING]
Mindy: JOSH!
Josh: DRAKE! LUCY! MEGAN!
AHH!
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
IT'S A DRAW!
Mr. Crenshaw: JOSH, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Josh: UH, THIS IS MY BROTHER.
DRAKE. DRAKE, THIS IS...
Mrs. Crenshaw: HE'S YOUR BROTHER?
Mr. Crenshaw: I KNEW IT. I KNEW.
THESE WERE NOT THE KIND OF
PEOPLE OUR DAUGHTER SHOULD BE
ASSOCIATING WITH. MINDY, WE'RE GOING.
Mindy: DAD, MOM, WAIT.
Josh: YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO? ONE.
NIGHT, ONE NIGHT I ASK YOU TO
HELP ME AND YOU RUIN IT.
Drake: JOSH...
Josh: I TOLD YOU HOW IMPORTANT.
THIS WAS TO ME. I TOLD YOU THAT
THIS WAS MY LAST CHANCE TO
IMPRESS MINDY'S PARENTS. I... I
SPENT, LIKE, 2 DAYS WORKING ON
THIS DINNER AND I SPENT, LIKE,
300 BUCKS ON A DUMB HARPIST, WHO
AT THIS POINT SHOULD STOP PLAYING!
[STOPS PLAYING]
AND I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU
THINK OF MINDY, ALL RIGHT?
BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST THING
THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME,
AND I CAN'T DATE HER ANYMORE
BECAUSE YOU WRECKED IT. YOU
WRECKED MY DINNER, YOU WRECKED
MY $100 ICE SCULPTURE, AND YOU
WRECKED MY RELATIONSHIP!
Drake: YOU SPENT $100 ON ICE?
Josh: RRRR!
Lucy: GUYS, STOP IT!
Mr. Crenshaw: LISTEN, JOSH, I THINK...
THAT YOU AND MINDY SHOULD CONTINUE DATING.
Josh: FOR REAL?
Mindy: WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
Mrs. Crenshaw: BECAUSE ANY YOUNG.
MAN WHO CARES THAT MUCH ABOUT
OUR MINDY... I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
Josh: THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. AND.
MRS. CRENSHAW.
Mr. Crenshaw: JUST ONE THING.
Josh: YES, SIR?
Mr. Crenshaw: WHAT WERE YOU TWO.
FIGHTING ABOUT?
Lucy: SEE, I CHALLENGED HIM TO A.
WRESTLING MATCH BECAUSE HE
DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT I WAS TOUGHER THAN HIM.
Mr. Crenshaw: WELL, OF COURSE.
YOU'RE NOT. HA HA!
Lucy: HUH?
Mr. Crenshaw: PHYSICALLY, BOYS.
ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO GIRLS.
Drake: AHH, THANK YOU.
Mrs. Crenshaw: OH, PAUL, YOU.
SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT.
Mindy: YOU TELL HIM, MOM.
Mrs. Crenshaw: FIGHTING HAS TO.
DO WITH SKILL, NOT MALE VERSUS
FEMALE GENETICS.
Mr. Crenshaw: OH, DON'T BE.
ABSURD. MEN ARE TOUGHER THAN WOMEN.
Mrs. Crenshaw: OH, I'VE HAD.
STEAKS TOUGHER THAN YOU.
Megan: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S.
ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
Boy: FIGHT!
[BELL RINGS]
[CHEERING]
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Mrs. Crenshaw: ALDEN, WHY DON'T.
YOU OFFER JOSH SOME CHICKEN?
Josh: THANK YOU.
Alden: THAT'S MY PIECE!
Josh: OK, HERE.
Alden: I DON'T WANT IT AFTER YOU.
PUT YOUR FORK IN IT!
Josh: OH, OK, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
Alden: I DON'T LIKE THE BREAST!
Josh: WELL, WHO KNEW?!
Alden: NOW I DON'T WANT TO EAT.
ANYTHING! HE RUINED MY DINNER!