[CRACK]
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME FEEL
GOOD? VOLUNTEERING TO HELP PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? INSTANT
MESSAGING 4 GIRLS AT ONCE.
LIKE ONE TIME, I MADE DRAKE
COME WITH ME TO VOLUNTEER AT
THIS HOME FOR THE ELDERLY.
BUT IT WAS NOT FUN WHEN JOSH
BROUGHT ME TO SOME OLD FOLKS'
HOME TO HELP OUT.
WE MET THIS COUPLE WHO WAS IN
THEIR LATE EIGHTIES, MURRAY AND
FRANCINE BOSHWIT.
WHICH IS WHERE I GOT TO MEET
MURRAY AND FRANCINE BOSHWIT.
MRS. BOSHWIT TRIED TO CUT
DRAKE'S HAIR, 'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT
HE WAS A HIPPIE.
NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'S
COMIN' AT ME WITH SCISSORS
YELLIN', "HOLD STILL, HIPPIE!"
AND THEN MR. BOSHWIT STARTS
TELLING US THESE STORIES.
THEN HER HUSBAND STARTS
YAPPIN' ABOUT THE OLD DAYS.
WHICH WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO
BAD, EXCEPT THAT HE WAS EATING
MEATLOAF WHILE HE TALKED.
AND THE WHOLE TIME HE'S
TALKIN', HE'S SCARFIN' DOWN MEATLOAF.
IT WAS KIND OF LIKE... >> IMAGINE THIS.
[MUMBLING]
[MUMBLING] YOU GIVE ME ON
GOOD REASON WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE
CANCELED BONANZA.
ANYWAY, I WENT BACK TO THAT
OLD FOLKS' HOME A BUNCH OF TIMES.
I NEVER WENT BACK THERE AGAIN.
'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE CHEERING UP OLD PEOPLE.
'CAUSE INSTANT MESSAGING GIRLS IS WAY MORE FUN THAT
HAVING MR. BOSHWIT SPIT MEATLOAF
ON YOUR FACE.
[CRACK]
[BELL RINGS]
OH, JEEZ! TAYLOR, HAVE
YOU SEEN DRAKE? HEY.
WHAT'S UP?!
HAVE YOU SEEN DRAKE?!
NO, SORRY. OH, HEY, DID THAT
OINTMENT MAKE YOUR RASH GO AWAY?
A LITTLE LOUDER. I DON'T
THINK THEY HEARD YOU IN AUSTRALIA!
WHAT DO YOU NEED DRAKE FOR SO BAD?
I DON'T. MRS. HAYFER ALREADY
HATES HIM. IF HE'S LATE ONE MORE
TIME, SHE'S GONNA BE REALLY MAD...
GOOD MORNING, ADOLESCENTS.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. TAYLOR,
TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES OR I
WILL SELL THEM ON THE INTERNET.
OH. WE HAVE AN EMPTY SEAT. WHO'S NOT HERE?
MRS. HAYFER, THE LUNCH
LADIES ARE FIGHTING AGAIN.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT SLOPPY JOE
DAY THAT MAKES THOSE WOMEN SO
VIOLENT? HELGA?! HELGA?
SO WHAT ARE THE LUNCH LADIES
FIGHTING ABOUT?
THEY'RE NOT FIGHTING.
THEN WHY DID YOU TELL MRS.
HAYFER THAT THEY WERE FIGHTING?
THANK YOU, BECCA.
OF COURSE.
AND HOW COULD I EVER REPAY YOU?
I THINK YOU CAN GUESS.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED MORE HELP.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY MORE DRAKE.
OH, AND, UH, JOSH, YOU LEFT YOUR
OINTMENT AT HOME.
IS NOTHING PERSONAL?
WELL, THE LUNCH LADIES WERE
NOT FIGHTING AND I DON'T KNOW
WHY THOSE GIRLS CALLED ME...
DRAKE PARKER. WERE YOU HERE WHEN I LEFT?
OH, YEAH, TOTALLY, YOU
PROBABLY DIDN'T SEE ME BECAUSE I
HAD MY FACE BURIED IN THIS BOOK.
ARE YOU LYING TO ME, DRAKE?
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
LET ME THINK. YES. BUT I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO NEVER LIES. JOSH,
WAS DRAKE ON TIME TO MY CLASS TODAY?
HA HA. UM... YOU KNOW, LIKE,
WHAT IS TIME WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT IT? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
EINSTEIN THEORIZED THAT TIME IS
ACTUALLY KIND OF... >> JOSH.
NO, HE WASN'T HERE ON TIME.
JOSH!
HE TOLD THAT GIRL TO COME IN
HERE AND TRICK YOU INTO LEAVING
SO HE COULD SNEAK INTO CLASS.
I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T LIE
AND IF YOU MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT, I'D
APPRECIATE YOU DOING IT IN AWAY
THAT'S NOT PAINFUL. IS THAT TOO
MUCH TO ASK?
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY,
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OHHHHH ♪
[BELL RINGS]
SEE YOU TOMORROW, CLASS.
OK. HOW MANY DAYS OF
DETENTION ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME?
NONE. NONE?
SHE SAID NONE?
I HEARD THE NONE.
I'M PUTTING YOU IN REMEDIAL ENGLISH.
AAH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DRAKE?
DID YOU NOT ENJOY YOUR LAST
EXPERIENCE IN REMEDIAL ENGLISH CLASS?
[SHOUTING]
WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO COME TO
THE BOARD AND DIAGRAM THAT
SENTENCE? AND PERHAPS UNTIE ME.
STOP TALKING!
[GRRR]
OH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
ALLOWED TO HAVE DOGS AT SCHOOL.
YOU LEAVE CUDDLES ALONE!
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
I HEAR YOU KISS GOOD.
OH, NO, NOT REALLY.
YOU'RE OUR NEW BOYFRIEND.
I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST!
NO, I DO!
NO, YOU DON'T!
OW! OW, OW, OW, OW.
KISS ME!
SAVE ME, CUDDLES! AAH!
OK, YOU CANNOT PUT ME BACK IN
REMEDIAL ENGLISH.
WELL, THERE IS ONE OTHER OPTION.
WHAT OTHER OPTION?
I COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE SIBLING.
A BABY PIG?
A SIBLING IS A BROTHER OR SISTER.
YES. MY HUSBAND JEROLD IS A
SPONSOR FOR THE LITTLE SIBLING FOUNDATION.
I'M ALMOST SURE SIBLINGS ARE BABY PIGS.
WELL, THEY'RE NOT!
LITTLE SIBLINGS IS AN
ORGANIZATION THAT MATCHES UP
UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS WITH AN
OLDER BROTHER OR SISTER.
SO YOU'RE GONNA PUNISH ME BY
MAKING ME BABY-SIT SOME KID?
I'M HOPING THAT IT WILL TEACH
YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE. IT'S YOUR
CHOICE, DRAKE. YOU CAN EITHER
GET A LITTLE SIBLING OR YOU CAN
GO BACK TO REMEDIAL ENGLISH
CLASS. WHICH WILL IT BE?
I'll TAKE THE BABY PIG.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
HI. ARE YOU DRAKE?
THAT'S ME.
I'M JEROLD HAYFER. MY WIFE IS
YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER.
RIGHT.
SHE HATES YOU.
I KNOW.
WELL, THIS IS SAMMY. TRY NOT
TO SCREW HIM UP. LATER.
[ALARM BEEPS]
SO?
SO... WHEN ARE YOU GETTING PICKED UP?
I JUST GOT HERE.
UH, RIGHT. WELL, I GOT SOME
STUFF HERE FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH.
HERE. CHECK IT OUT. OK.
REMOTE CONTROL CAR.
COOL. IT'S MISSING TWO WHEELS.
YEAH. UH, AND HERE'S A PADDLE
THINGY AND SOME COLORING BOOKS
AND A CALCULATOR AND... TINFOIL.
HAVE FUN.
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
WATCH TV.
WELL, CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING TOGETHER?
UGH! LIKE WHAT?
YOU CAN HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK.
YEAH, I DON'T EVEN DO MY OWN HOMEWORK.
BUT I NEED HELP WITH FRACTIONS.
[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT YOUR HOMEWORK.
COOL. OK. THIS WEEK WE'RE
LEARNING ABOUT LEAST COMMON DENOMINATORS.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
LIKE IF I WANT TO ADD 1/2 AND
1/3, I'M SUPPOSED TO MULTIPLY
THE DENOMINATORS...
OH. I GOTTA TAKE THIS. HEY,
CARMELLA, HOW'S IT GOIN'? OH,
YOU DO? OHH, YOU DO?
NO, I'M NOT BUSY.
YEAH, I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DREAM.
UH, HELLO. I STILL EXIST.
UH-HUH. OH, SO YOU WERE
CAPTURED BY PIRATES. OH, BY
ALIEN PIRATES. THEY WERE ALL
NAMED DRAKE? INTERESTING.
UH-HUH. YEAH. YEAH. TALK A
LITTLE SLOWER. REALLY?
NOW, I POUR THE MILK INTO MY
MAGIC NEWSPAPER AND SAY THE MAGIC WORD.
OOH, CAN I SAY IT?
SURE. SAY SAMMY KAAZAM.
SAMMY KAAZAM!
AND... TA-DA!
THERE YOU ARE. WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' UP HERE?
HANGIN' WITH JOSH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
MAKING MILK DISAPPEAR.
DUDE, SAMMY'S SUPPOSED TO BE
HANGIN' OUT WITH ME. YOU WANT
HAYFER TO STICK ME BACK IN
REMEDIAL ENGLISH WITH THAT
VICIOUS DOG AND THE LOVE-STARVED
BARTLEBEE SISTERS?
SORRY! HE JUST WANDERED UP
HERE WITH SOME TINFOIL LOOKING ALL BORED.
HE WASN'T BORED. COME ON,
SAMMY, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.
I'M HAVING FUN HERE.
NO, YOU'RE NOT. COME WITH ME.
[DRIPPING]
OK, SEE THOSE GIRLS?
YEAH.
OK, I SAY 6, 8 AND THEN
9 1/2. YOU AGREE?
NO. THEY'RE WAY OLDER THAN THAT.
SAMMY, WE'RE RATING THEM ON
THEIR HOTNESS.
WELL, I'M BORED. I'M GONNA GO
GET A DRINK.
OOH, GET ME ONE.
HEY, WHAT'S UP, SAMMY?
JOSH! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
HERE?
I'M JUST GETTING READY FOR MY SHIFT.
YOU WORK HERE? THAT'S SO COOL!
THANKS. HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
CHECK OUT THE CANDY COUNTER?
UH, YEAH!
COME ON. I'll GIVE YOU THE FULL TOUR.
AWESOME!
GO RIGHT OVER THERE. NOW,
HERE WE HAVE THE CANDY, E.G.,
MEGA BOMB BARS, FLUTTER-NUTTER,
SUGAR NOOGIE. COME 'ROUND HERE.
COME ON. NOW, RIGHT OVER HERE,
WE HAVE THE POPCORN MACHINE AND
LIVIN' RIGHT NEXT TO IT, WE GOT
THE IMITATION BUTTER DISPENSER.
YOU KNOW, FOR ALL YOUR SYNTHETIC
BUTTERY NEEDS. AND RIGHT OVER
HERE, WE'VE GOT A PERSONAL
FAVORITE OF MINE... THE HOSE OF MANY SODAS.
SAMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I'M THIRSTY HERE. OH, AND GUESS
WHO JUST WALKED IN? 2 NINES AND A TEN.
WHO CARES ABOUT GIRLS?
AAH! SAMMY, DON'T EVER SAY
THAT. COME ON. WE GOT A LOT TO DO.
NO. I WANT TO STAY HERE WITH JOSH.
WHAT?
I WANT HIM TO BE MY BIG SIBLING.
AHEM! MRS. HAYFER. [COUGHING]
VERY, VERY INTERESTING.
MRS. HAYFER, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT IN... PUBLIC?
APPARENTLY WATCHING YOU FAIL
MISERABLY. JOSH, WOULD YOU TAKE
SAMMY TO THE NURSE FOR A MOMENT?
THERE'S NO NURSE HERE.
TO THE NURSE!
COME ON, SAMMY!
MRS. HAYFER, I CAN EXPLAIN.
DRAKE, WE HAD A DEAL. YOU
STAY OUT OF REMEDIAL ENGLISH AS
LONG AS YOU'RE SAMMY'S BIG
SIBLING, BUT IF SAMMY PREFERS
JOSH, WELL, I THINK WE KNOW WHAT
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
[SHOUTING AND BARKING]
AAH!
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE?!
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
OK, OK. JUST GIVE ME ONE
DAY, AND I PROMISE SAMMY WILL LOVE ME.
MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS. OH,
AND, DRAKE, GUESS WHAT.
WHAT? I HATE YOU.
I KNOW.
NOW TO MAKE CHICKEN PIE-YARD,
YOU MUST FIRST POUND YOUR
CHICKEN WITH A MALLET.
YOUR MALLET, CHEF JOSH.
WHY, THANK YOU, CHEF SAMMY.
NOW, POUND IT!
MEGAN. YOU JUST WALKED THROUGH THE SHOT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE'RE PRETENDING TO BE TV CHEFS.
WITH OUR OWN COOKING SHOW.
WHAT'S IT CALLED, THE IRON BOOB?
THAT'S IT! OFF THE SET!
WHATEVER.
NOW CHEF SAMMY WILL SHOW US
OUR FINISHED PRODUCT.
CHICKEN PIE-YARD FOR 6.
MMM! PIE-YARDY.
MAN, YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN!
YEAH? YOU, TOO, BUDDY.
NO, I MEAN IT. YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE COOLEST GUY EVER!
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH!
WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU KNOW, WITH DRAKE BEING MY
BROTHER, PEOPLE USUALLY THINK
HE'S THE COOL GUY, SO IT'S
KINDA NICE HAVING SOMEONE THINK
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND FOR ONCE.
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING DOWN STAIRS]
JOSH! HEY, SAMMY. I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, JOSH, YOU
GOTTA HELP ME. I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.
WHOSE GIRLFRIEND DID YOU HIT ON NOW?
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT SAMMY.
SAMMY HAS A GIRLFRIEND?
FOCUS!
OW!
TIME OUT! NOW, LISTEN, IF
SAMMY DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE HIS
BIG SIBLING, THEN MRS. HAYFER'S
GONNA SEND ME STRAIGHT BACK TO
REMEDIAL ENGLISH. AND I WILL NOT
MAKE OUT WITH THE BARTLEBEE
SISTERS. I JUST WON'T DO IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
HERE'S THE PLAN. YOU BE MEAN TO SAMMY.
WHAT?
WELL, COME ON. IF SAMMY
HATES YOU, THEN HE'LL JUST COME
RUNNING STRAIGHT BACK TO ME.
WHAT KIND OF TWISTED PERSON ARE YOU?
DOES IT MATTER WHAT KIND?
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME?
SOMEWHAT.
WELL, THEN BE A GOOD PERSON.
GO IN THERE AND MAKE THAT LITTLE BOY CRY.
I WILL NOT!
OK, FINE, YOU LITTLE SIBLING
STEALER. WE'LL JUST SEE WHO
SAMMY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH.
FINE. I'VE GOT A COOKING SHOW
TO GO FINISH.
OH, YEAH? WHAT'S IT CALLED,
THE IRON BOOB?
MY JOKE.
ALL RIGHT, SAMMY, YOU READY?
READY! OK.
AND YOUR ANSWER IS... >> MOCHA COLA.
CORRECT! ALL RIGHT. ROUND TWO.
MOUNTAIN FIZZ.
CORRECT! ALL RIGHT, LIGHTNING ROUND.
UM... ROOT BEER, GINGER ALE,
DIET MOCHA COLA!
DING DING DING DING DING!
CORRECT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU,
MY FRIEND, HAVE JUST WON
YOURSELF AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID
TRIP TO PUERTO VALLARTA!
WHOA!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
HEY, SAMMY, YOU LIKE MY MACHINE?
SURE!
WELL. COME HOP UP.
WHOA! THIS ROCKS!
THAT'S RIGHT. ENJOY THE VEHICLE.
YOU MUST BE PRETTY PROUD OF YOURSELF.
YEAH. COOL FOUR-WHEELER, HUH?
I BORROWED IT FROM TREVOR. SAMMY LOVES IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. WHAT,
YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY HIM BACK
WITH THIS GREEN THING?
PROBABLY. BUT JUST IN CASE, I
ALSO HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE
SOLD-OUT BLAINE DARVEY MAGICAL
EXTRAVAGANZA.
OOH AHH!
WOW! DO I GET TO GO?
YEP, AND THEN AFTERWARDS, I
THOUGHT WE'D GO TO THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET AT THE
JEN & BERRY'S ICE CREAM EMPORIUM.
OH, MY GOD!
YEAH. I'D ASK YOU TO COME,
JOSH, BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TO
WORK HERE IN THIS BORING OLD
MOVIE THEATER. SEE YA.
WOW!
HEY, WHO'S THE COOL GUY ON
THE FOUR-WHEELER?
MMMAH!
AND NOW CHEF SAMMY WILL SHOW
US THE FINISHED PRODUCT.
CHICKEN PIE-YARD FOR 6.
MMM! PIE-YARDY!
HA HA! MAN, YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN!
YEAH?
HEY, JOSH.
HI.
HEY, MAN, I'M REALLY SORRY I
HAD TO TAKE SAMMY AWAY FROM YOU,
BUT I COULD NOT DEAL WITH REMEDIAL ENGLISH.
WHATEVER. IT'S COOL. I'M
GOIN' OVER TO MINDY'S.
OH, COME ON. YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
NO, I'M NOT. SAMMY DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. HE'S JUST
SOME KID. I DON'T EVEN CARE.
MAN, YOU'RE SO MUCH FUN!
YOU, TOO.
NO, I MEAN IT. YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE COOLEST GUY EVER!
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH.
WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU KNOW, DRAKE BEING MY
BROTHER, PEOPLE USUALLY THINK
HE'S THE COOL GUY. SO IT'S KINDA
NICE HAVIN' SOMEONE THINK IT'S
THE OTHER WAY AROUND FOR ONCE.
THANKS, SAMMY.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MR.
HAYFER!
HI, SAMMY.
HEY, MEGAN. WHERE'S DRAKE?
OVER HERE.
HEY, DRAKE.
WHAT'S UP, SAMMY?
YOU READY TO GO?
I CAN'T. I'M REALLY SICK.
BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO SEE
THE BLAINE DARVEY MAGIC SHOW.
AND THEN THE ICE CREAM BUFFET.
SORRY, BUDDY, I CAN'T GO.
BUT, HEY, I DON'T THINK JOSH HAS
PLANS. WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF HE'LL TAKE YOU?
OK. HEY, JOSH! JOSH!
HEY, WHAT'S UP, SAMMY?
YOU BUSY?
NO, I WAS JUST UPSTAIRS
WATCHING OPRAH. I MEAN FOOTBALL.
I LOVE OPRAH!
OH, MY GOD! IS SHE GREAT OR
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU AND DRAKE
WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT A MAGIC SHOW.
NO, HE'S SICK. YOU WANT TO TAKE ME?
YEAH, SURE. YEAH, LOVE TO.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE TOO SICK TO GO?
I GUESS I COULD TRY.
AAH! NO. YEAH, I GOT PANCREAS TROUBLES.
YOU GUYS GO HAVE FUN.
WILL DO. COME ON, SAMMY, LET'S GO.
YOU THINK BLAINE DARVEY WILL
DO THE TRICK WHERE HE TURNS A
SHEEP INSIDE OUT?!
IF WE'RE LUCKY!
PANCREAS TROUBLES?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
YOUR PANCREAS IS.
YES, I DO. IT'S RIGHT... IT'S
SOMEWHERE IN THE TUMMY AREA.
YOU'RE NOT SICK.
ALL RIGHT, SO I'M NOT SICK.
SO?
SO WHAT DID YOU MAKE IT UP FOR?
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THINK
THAT BEING SAMMY'S BIG SIBLING
MEANS A LOT MORE TO JOSH THAN IT
DOES TO ME.
SO YOU FAKED PANCREAS TROUBLE
TO MAKE JOSH FEEL GOOD?
YEAH.
YOU ARE SICK.
AND ON THE COUNT OF 3, I
SHALL TURN THIS ORDINARY SHEEP INSIDE OUT!
[BAA]
ONE... 2... 3!
[AAB AAB AAB]
WOW! AMAZING!
OH, MY GOD!
OUTSTANDING! YOU DID IT AGAIN, DARVEY!
I KNOW! WAS THAT COOL OR WHAT?
SO I UNDERSTAND SAMMY WANTS
JOSH TO BE HIS BIG SIBLING, NOT YOU.
YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.
CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME HIM.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR
YOU, DRAKE, DON'T YOU? DO YOU
KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
[SHOUTING]
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE CUT ME DOWN?
PUCKER UP, BOYFRIEND.
OH, I DON'T WANT TO.
I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST.
OW. OW, OW.
UH, MR. TALBOT, THE PRINCIPAL
WANTS TO SEE DRAKE RIGHT AWAY.
VERY WELL. DRAKE, YOU MAY GO.
YES, SIR!
WHY DOES THE PRINCIPAL WANT TO SEE ME?
HE DOESN'T.
I LOVE YOU.
I KNOW.
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
HEY, WHAT IF BLAINE DARVEY
AND OPRAH EVER DID A SHOW TOGETHER?
OH, DON'T TEASE ME! LET'S GO!
HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE THE
COOLEST MAGIC TRICK EVER?
NO.
YOU PEOPLE ARE DEAD INSIDE.
[BAA]
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MMM!
[ELECTRIC BUZZING]