YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE
JUST MAKE MISTAKES.
YOU KNOW, NOTHING'S MORE FUN
THAN WATCHIN' JOSH SCREW UP.
LIKE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THE
TIME DRAKE AND I WERE AT THE
SAN DIEGO GALLERIA.
LIKE THIS ONE TIME, HE
MADE ME GO TO THE MALL WITH HIM?
I NEEDED A SPECIAL SHAMPOO,
YOU KNOW, FOR MY SCALP ISSUES.
SO WE'RE STANDIN' BY THE FOOD
COURT AND I SEE THIS... OLDER PERSON.
AND DRAKE SPOTS MY GRAMMY
WALKIN' INTO THE POTTERY BARREL.
[CHUCKLES] SO I SAY TO JOSH,
"HEY, THERE'S YOUR GRAMMY. GO
GIVE HER A HUG."
SO, I HAND DRAKE MY SACK
WITH THE SHAMPOO.
SO HE GIVES ME HIS... NERD SHAMPOO.
AND I RUN OVER TO THE POTTERY BARREL.
AND HE TAKES OFF FULL
SPEED, RUNNIN' TOWARDS THE
POTTERY BARREL...
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M YELLIN',
"GRAMMY, GRAMMY!
IT'S ME, JOSHIE!"
AND HE'S YELLIN', "GRAMMY,
GRAMMY! IT'S ME, JOSHIE!"
AND THEN I FINALLY GET TO
HER, SPIN HER AROUND, AND GIVE
HER A BIG OL' HUG.
[LAUGHS] BUT IT WASN'T HIS GRAMMY.
AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS
AN OLDER GENTLEMAN.
[LAUGHS] IT WAS A DUDE!
HE JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE
MY GRAMMY... FROM THE BACK.
SO THE OLD GUY GOES,
"GET OFF OF ME!" AND THEN HE
KNEES JOSH RIGHT IN THE PLACE
YOU DO NOT WANNA BE KNEED.
FOR AN OLD MAN, HE HAD A POWERFUL KNEE.
ANYWAY, FROM THE BACK, I
REALLY DID THINK THE OLD MAN
WAS JOSH'S GRAMMY.
I DIDN'T GET MAD AT DRAKE,
THOUGH, 'CAUSE HE REALLY DID
THINK THAT OLD MAN WAS MY GRAMMY.
OR DID I?
OR DID HE?
HEY, JOSH.
WHAT'S UP?
SOME LADY LEFT A WIG IN THE TOILET.
A WIG?
HELEN WANTS ONE OF US TO GET IT OUT.
I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE.
COULD YOU DO IT?
NO.
HEY, MAN.
DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
YOU SAID ME YOU NEEDED A RIDE HOME FROM WORK.
YEAH, AT 6:00. IT'S 4:00.
ALL RIGHT. CATCH A BUS.
WAIT, WAIT. COME ON, JUST
HANG OUT HERE TILL I'M READY TO GO.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO IN A MOVIE
THEATER FOR 2 HOURS?
WOW, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
WELL, I GUESS I COULD SEE A MOVIE.
GENIUS.
I'M GONNA SEE EYE OF THE
MUMMY. NOW I JUST NEED A DATE.
EYE OF THE MUMMY STARTS AT
4:10. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND A
DATE IN 2 MINUTES?
HMM. HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A MOVIE WITH ME?
SURE.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
HAZEL.
OH, LIKE THE NUT.
UH-HUH.
OK, I GOT US 2 TICKETS TO... HAZEL?
AND RIGHT HERE IS THE CAFE
AREA WHERE THE YOUNG PEOPLE SOCIALIZE, UH-HUH, AND OVER
HERE IS THE CONCESSION STAND AND, LET'S SEE, HALF THE
THEATERS ARE THAT WAY AND THE
OTHER HALF ARE OVER THERE.
THANKS. WE WON'T NEED TO GO
INTO THE THEATERS. I THINK WE
CAN SHOOT EVERYTHING WE NEED
RIGHT IN THIS AREA HERE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU JUST
LET ME KNOW, UH-HUH. UH-OH.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK. PROBLEM?
NO, NO, I'VE JUST GOTTA GET
MY TAQUITOS OUT THE MICROWAVE.
HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
SURE.
MY NAME'S JEFF CARLSON. I'M
WITH THE SHOW FBI's MOST WANTED.
FBI's MOST WANTED? WELL,
I LOVE THAT SHOW. I WATCH IT
EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT.
REALLY? I'D THINK A TEENAGER
LIKE YOURSELF WOULD BE OUT ON
SATURDAY NIGHTS.
YEAH, YOU WOULD THINK THAT.
ANYWAY, WE'RE SHOOTING A
SEGMENT FOR THE SHOW HERE ON MONDAY.
A CRIME RE-ENACTMENT?
YEAH, AND, ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK
A LITTLE BIT LIKE THE CRIMINAL
WE'RE PROFILING. HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO PLAY HIM IN THE RE-ENACTMENT?
YOU WANT ME TO PLAY THE BAD GUY?
SOUND FUN?
YEAH. I MEAN, I'M NOT MUCH OF AN ACTOR.
NEITHER IS JENNIFER LOPEZ.
TRUE THAT.
ANYWAY, YOU RUN IN, YELL,
"GIVE ME THE MONEY!" AND YOU
RUN OUT. IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
I DO LIKE CAKE. [CHUCKLES]
ALL RIGHT, THEN. YOU'RE HIRED.
ALL RIGHT. COOL. THANK YOU.
I GOT IT.
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE,
BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY,
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
SEE WHAT'S INSIDE,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE,
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'D ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OOH, OOH-OOH ♪
I SO DON'T WANNA DO THIS.
COME ON, JUST WORK WITH ME
FOR 10 MINUTES.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'? HE WANTS ME TO HELP HIM
REHEARSE HIS LINES FOR FBI's MOST WANTED.
OK, YOU STAND HERE, RIGHT?
I'M GONNA RUSH IN THROUGH THAT DOOR.
DUDE, YOU ARE TAKIN' THIS
ACTING THING WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
LOOK, I JUST WANNA BE GOOD, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S ACTING. YOU SHOW UP, YOU
SAY SOME STUFF, YOU GO HOME.
ANYONE CAN DO IT.
YOU BE QUIET, ALL RIGHT?
HERE'S YOUR SCRIPT. NOW,
YOU'RE THE CASHIER,
AND I'M THE THEATER THUG.
YEAH, YEAH. JUST STAND THERE AND WHEN I
RUSH IN, YOU DO YOUR LINE AND
JUST REACT NATURALLY TO WHAT I SAY. READY?!
WAIT. LET ME GO OVER MY LINE.
"WHAT?" YEAH, I'M READY.
DRAKE, YELL "ACTION"!
[BORED] ACTION.
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
WHAT?
THIS IS A HOLDUP! GIVE ME
THE MONEY! I AIN'T PLAYIN'!
[MEGAN LAUGHING]
COME ON, YOU CAN'T GIGGLE.
YOU SAID TO REACT NATURALLY.
YOU TRIED TO ACT TOUGH, SO,
NATURALLY, I LAUGHED.
ALL RIGHT, FINE. DON'T REACT
NATURALLY. JUST REACT THE WAY
YOU WOULD IF I WAS A BIG, SCARY ROBBER.
FINE.
ALL RIGHT.
DRAKE!
[BORED] ACTION.
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
WHAT?
THIS IS A HOLDUP! YOU GIVE
ME THE MONEY! I AIN'T PLAYIN'!
THERE'S A COP BEHIND YOU.
WHAT COP? OOF! MEGAN?
MEGAN, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!
ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'll JUST BUST IT DOWN.
[RAPID FOOTSTEPS]
[THUD]
OOF! NEVER MIND.
OK, I'M NEEDING A LITTLE
MORE LIGHT IN THIS AREA BY THE
TICKET COUNTER. HEY, KID.
HOW YOU FEELIN'?
OK. LITTLE NERVOUS.
RELAX. YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
CAN YOU COVER UP THAT
PIMPLE ON HIS CHIN? IT'S HUGE.
AW, JEEZ.
DON'T WORRY. NO ONE WILL
NOTICE. JEANNIE, CAN I GET A SCRIPT?
HERE YOU GO.
DO YOU WANT A DOUGHNUT?
IT'S GOT SPRINKLES.
UH, SURE. THANKS.
OH, DON'T THANK ME. ANYTHING
YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
WILL DO.
BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO BE IN THE RE-ENACTMENT?
I'll GO FLUFF MY HAIR! OHH!
HEY, JOSH.
DRAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
I'VE NEVER SEEN A REAL TV
SHOW SHOT BEFORE. YIKES! WHAT'S
WITH THE GINORMOUS PIMPLE?
JUST GET OUT OF HERE, ALL
RIGHT? I'M ALREADY NERVOUS ENOUGH.
WHOA, JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
HEY, SAY THAT AGAIN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SAY, "WHOA, JUST TAKE IT"
"EASY, MAN," LIKE YOU JUST DID.
WHOA, JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
NICE. YOU WANNA PLAY SCARED
GUY NUMBER ONE?
HE'S REALLY NOT AN ACTOR.
OH, WHAT'S ACTING? YOU SHOW
UP, YOU SAY SOME STUFF, YOU GO
HOME. SO, YOU IN?
DO I GET PAID? YOU CAN HAVE THIS DOUGHNUT.
I'M IN.
OK, PEOPLE, LET'S SHOOT ONE
OF THESE. JOSH, YOU ENTER FROM
THERE, YOU RUN OVER HERE, AND
YOU SAY YOUR LINES TO THE GIRL
PLAYING THE CASHIER. OK?
OK.
UM... >> DRAKE.
DRAKE. AFTER HE SAYS, "I
AIN'T PLAYIN', " YOU SAY, " WHOA,
JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN."
SURE.
WHERE DO I STAND? WHAT DO I DO?
YOU JUST STAND THERE WITH
THEM AND REACT SCARED WHEN THE
ROBBERY STARTS. GOT IT.
OK? OK, FIRST POSITIONS, PLEASE!
FIRST POSITIONS!
ROLL CAMERA.
ROLLING.
SPEED.
AND... ACTION!
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
AAH! AAH! AAH, AAH, AAH!
AAH, AAH, AAH! AA-AA-AAH!
CUT! LISTEN, UM, CAN I
HAVE ANOTHER DOUGHNUT?
WELL, SURE, BUT I HAVE TO RUN
ACROSS THE STREET TO GET IT.
NO PROBLEM. WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
OK. I'll BE BACK IN A FLASH.
OK, PEOPLE, LET'S SHOOT
ANOTHER ONE, QUICK!
FIRST POSITIONS!
ROLL CAMERA. ROLLING.
SPEED.
AND... ACTION.
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
WHAT?
THIS IS A HOLDUP. GIVE ME
THE MONEY! I AIN'T PLAYIN'!
WHOA, JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
BACK OFF! YOU GOT A SAFE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE? I SAY... YOU
GOT A SAFE IN HERE SOMEWHERE?
CASHIER, SAY YOUR LINE.
I'M SORRY. I JUST CAN'T STOP
STARING AT HIS PIMPLE.
OHH!
CUT.
Announcer: COMING UP, WE'RE.
GONNA PROFILE A REAL
LOW-LIFE WHO'S BEEN ROBBING
MOVIE THEATERS ALL OVER
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. HE'S
BEEN NICKNAMED THE THEATER THUG,
AND HE'S GOTTA BE STOPPED. WE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE WHOLE STORY.
DRAKE, GET DOWN HERE! IT'S
ABOUT TO COME ON!
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
WE'RE GONNA BE ON TV.
SO, THAT'S THE BIG DEAL.
SO? DAD DOES THE WEATHER ON
TV EVERY NIGHT, AND WE NEVER WATCH HIM.
YOU TOLD ME MEGAN ALWAYS
WATCHES THE WEATHER.
OH, SHE DOES. ON CHANNEL 12.
BRUCE WINCHILL? WHY WOULD YOU
WATCH HIS WEATHER BROADCAST
INSTEAD OF MINE?
'CAUSE BRUCE WINCHILL HAS AWESOME HAIR.
HIS HAIR IS INCREDIBLE.
SO, YOU GUYS WATCH MY
COMPETITOR 'CAUSE HE HAS
BETTER HAIR THAN ME?
IT'S JUST SO FLUFFY AND INVITING.
I KNOW. DON'T YOU JUST WANNA
TAKE A NAP IN IT?
OHH. YES.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OHH! WHO'S THAT?
OH, THAT'S FOR ME. I ORDERED A PIZZA.
DRAKE, THIS IS NOT PIZZA
TIME. THIS IS WATCH ME ON TV TIME!
WHOA, JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
HI. I NEED 18.25
OH, ONE SEC. 12... 13... 14...
TV announcer: AND NOW BACK TO.
FBI's MOST WANTED.
DRAKE, HURRY! IT'S COMING BACK ON!
MOM, YOU GOT ANY SINGLES?
I DON'T THINK SO. WALTER,
DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK BRUCE WINCHILL?
DON'T BE A BABY.
PULL IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE.
I'M GONNA BE ON TV!
REALLY? WHAT SHOW?
FBI's MOST WANTED.
OH, I LOVE THAT SHOW!
SWEET, BRO, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
WATCHIN' IT! LET'S GO,
PIZZA MAN! OH, HO! THERE I AM!
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
WHAT?
THIS IS A HOLDUP! GIVE ME
THE MONEY! I AIN'T PLAYIN'!
WHOA, JUST TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
YEAH, REALLY BELIEVABLE.
IS THAT A PIMPLE?
Announcer: NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF THE.
REAL THEATER THUG. HE WAS
RECENTLY SPOTTED IN LOS ANGELES
BUT COULD BE ANYWHERE IN
THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA AREA.
WOW, HE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE JOSH.
YEAH, BUT WITH A NORMAL-SIZED HEAD.
OH, YEAH.
All: OH, DEFINITELY. YEAH.
Announcer: IF YOU SEE THIS DANGEROUS DIRT BAG,
DO NOT CONFRONT HIM BECAUSE
HE'S KNOWN TO BE EXTREMELY
VIOLENT. JUST CONTACT THE POLICE
OR CALL OUR NATIONAL HOTLINE
AND REMEMBER, YOU CAN REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
THAT WAS REALLY EXCITING.
YEAH, YOU BOYS SHOULD BE PROUD.
TOTALLY. YOU GUYS GOT ANY PARMESAN?
OK. SO, YOU'RE STRANDED ON A
DESERT ISLAND, AND YOU'RE
ABOUT TO STARVE TO DEATH. WOULD
YOU EAT YOUR OWN FOOT?
CAN I COOK IT?
SURE.
YEAH, I'D EAT MY FOOT.
ME, TOO.
NOW I'M ALL HUNGRY. I'M
GONNA GET A PRETZEL. YOU WANT ONE?
NAH, I'll WAIT HERE.
ALL RIGHT. I'll BE BACK IN A SEC.
I WONDER WHAT KETCHUP TASTES
LIKE ON A FOOT?
HEY, WERE YOU ON FBI's MOST WANTED?
UH, YEAH, THAT WAS ME.
CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
YEAH, SURE.
CAN I HELP YOU LADIES?
IT'S THE THEATER THUG!
NO, NO, NO.
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I JUST PLAYED THE GUY IN THE RE-EN...
GET HIM!
NO... >> DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OW! WHOA!
NO, WAIT! STOP! OW! PAIN IN
MY LEG! PAIN IN MY LEG!
I'M NOT THE GUY! OHH! SHE... OW!
SHE'S COMING WITH ME, THEN!
SHE IS COMING WITH ME!
THANKS. YOU WERE SO AWESOME
ON THAT TV SHOW.
I SAID ONE LINE.
I KNOW, BUT YOU SAID IT SO COOL.
DRAKE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR
BROTHER IS? THAT BOY'S OVER 45
MINUTES LATE FOR WORK, AND I'M
SO MAD I COULD SPIT.
UH, I DON'T KNOW. HE... >> HELEN! HELEN!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
AT THE POLICE STATION!
AGAIN?
YEAH. PEOPLE KEEP RECOGNIZING
ME FROM FBI's MOST WANTED.
YEAH, ME, TOO. YOU KNOW
I'VE SIGNED, LIKE, 7 AUTOGRAPHS TODAY?
WELL, HOW NICE FOR YOU.
PEOPLE KEEP THINKIN' THAT I'M THE THEATER THUG. THEN
THEY BEAT ME UP AND CALL
THE COPS. IT HAPPENED 3 TIMES ALREADY.
TOUGH NUTS. GET TO WORK!
HEY, IT'S THE THEATER THUG!
NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND. I JUST PLAYED THE
GUY IN THE RE-ENACTMENT. I'M... >> GET HIM!
Boy Scouts: WAAHH! AAH!
4 TIMES!
COME ON, YOU GUYS, GET OFF OF HIM. HE'S NOT THE GUY.
GET OFF... >> HEY, DRAKE, CAN MY FRIEND
GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH, TOO?
OF COURSE SHE CAN.
Boy Scouts: WAAHH! AAH!
I'M NOT THE GUY!
I'M NOT THE GUY! AAH!
HEY, JOSH!
WHAT? I THINK MEGAN HAS A FIX FOR
YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM.
I'VE BEEN EATING BRAN EVERY DAY.
NOT THAT PROBLEM.
LOOK, EVERYONE KEEPS THINKING
YOU'RE THE THEATER THUG, RIGHT?
YEAH? SO, ALL YOU NEED IS A
DISGUISE UNTIL THE REAL GUY GETS CAUGHT.
WHAT KIND OF DISGUISE?
SHOW HIM.
MOVE THE MELON.
THE WATERMELON.
OH, RIGHT.
SO, I GOT A PICTURE OF YOU,
PLAYED AROUND WITH IT ON
PHOTODOC, AND CAME UP WITH A FEW
POSSIBILITIES. OK. HERE'S YOU.
YEAH?
AND HERE'S POTENTIAL
DISGUISE NUMBER ONE. KIND OF A
PUNK ROCKER LOOK.
YEAH. NEXT?
OK.
NOT HAPPENING.
SHOW HIM THE NEXT ONE.
OK. I CALL THIS "LITTLE JOSHIKA."
CLICK.
[SIGHS] OK. HOW 'BOUT THIS?
SEE, THIS IS SORT OF A RETRO MR. T LOOK.
[AS MR. T] I PITY DA FOOL!
I'M OUT OF HERE.
HEY, DUDE, YOU WANNA KEEP
GETTING MISTAKEN FOR THE
THEATER THUG, GETTIN' BEATEN UP
AND ARRESTED? NO.
THEN YOU BETTER PICK SOME DISGUISE.
COME ON.
Josh: I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.
YOU LOOK FINE.
I LOOK SO STUPID.
SO? AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT
GETTIN' BEAT UP OR ARRESTED.
I GUESS. WHAT IT IS? PEOPLE
ARE STARIN' AT ME.
SO? JUST IGNORE 'EM. AT LEAST
IT'S WORKIN'.
HEY, IT'S THE THEATER THUG!
NO, NO, NO!
AND HE'S WEARING A HIPPIE DISGUISE!
NO, NO! SEE, MY NAME
IS ANTOINE. HOW ARE YOU...
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
I'M... NO, PLEASE! I'M NOT THE
GUY! HEY, IT'S NOT ME! I'M...
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
WAIT, WAIT! I'M NOT THE GUY!
YOU'VE GOT THE... NO! [SPUTTERING]
I'M NOT... I'M NOT THE GUY!
NO! TELL HIM I'M NOT THE GUY!
HE WENT THAT WAY! HE WENT...
I'M NOT THE GUY!
HEY, JOSH. WHAT'S UP, GAVIN?
STACKIN' CHAIRS.
COOL. SO YOU STILL WANT A RIDE HOME?
YEAH. LET ME JUST POWER
DOWN THE POPCORN MACHINE.
ALL RIGHT, JOSH, I'M GOIN'
SALSA DANCING. YOU LOCK UP TONIGHT.
WHY CAN'T GAVIN LOCK UP?
WHO DO YOU THINK I'M GOIN'
SALSA DANCING WITH?
ADIOS, JOSH.
MAKE SURE YOU MOP THE FLOOR
BEFORE YOU LEAVE AND, DRAKE,
YOU ARE CUTE AS A CLAMSHELL.
SEE YA. HAVE FUN, HELEN.
OH, WE GONNA HAVE A FIESTA
OF A TIME. COME ON, GAVIN. WORK
'EM OUT. COME ON. SHAKE IT.
YEAH, BABY!
HEY, DO ME A FAVOR? GET
THE MOP FROM THE JANITOR'S
CLOSET WHILE I LOCK UP?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
JUST GO PAST HELEN'S OFFICE
DOWN THE STAIRS TO THE BASEMENT.
STAIRS? YOU OWE ME.
SORRY, BRO. WE'RE CLOSED.
DIDN'T I SEE YOU ON TV LAST WEEK?
YES. BUT, LOOK, I AM NOT THE
REAL THEATER THUG.
YEAH, I KNOW THAT. GOOD.
I AM.
LOOK, I'M ABOUT... [STUTTERS]
[SHAKILY] HELLO.
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
I DON'T KNOW!
YEAH, YOU DO!
YEAH, I DO!
WHERE IS IT? REGISTER!
GET IT!
WHOA! GET IT!
WHAT?!
UM... LIKE, HELEN JUST SAYS
THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO OPEN
THE REGISTER UNLESS SOMEONE
MAKES A PURCHASE.
EITHER YOU OPEN THE REGISTER
OR I OPEN YOUR HEAD.
I DO LIKE MY HEAD CLOSED.
OPEN IT!
OPENING!
[CAR ENGINE]
THE COPS! [SIREN]
DID YOU HIT THE ALARM?
NO! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN
ALARM! BUT CHECK IT OUT, IF
WE DID, I SURE WOULDN'T HIT IT
BECAUSE I LIKE TO THINK OF US
AS FRIENDS. DON'T YOU?
NO!
WHY WOULDJA?!
Officer, on bullhorn: COME OUT.
WITH YOUR HANDS UP. WE HAVE
THE PLACE SURROUNDED.
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE.
DID YOU HEAR HIM? YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY GIVE YOURSELF UP.
THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
Officer: COME OUT OF THERE.
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.
NO, THIS IS YOUR LAST
WARNING! I GOT A KID! LOOK, I'M
GOIN' OUT THE FRONT DOOR!
NOBODY TRY TO EVEN STOP ME!
PLEASE LET ME GO! YOU'RE
SQUISHING MY ADAM'S APPLE!
SHUT UP! HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW
YOU GOT A BIG HEAD? YEAH, DUDE, I KNOW.
[SIRENS]
JOSH, DUCK!
WHAT?
I HAVE A MOP! I HAD A MOP.
Cops: ALL RIGHT, COME OUTTA.
THERE! YOU GOT 30 SECONDS!
JOSH! JOSH! THE MOP!
HA HA HA!
I GOT HIM!
YEAH, YOU DID. OK, YOU STAY
ON HIM WHILE I GO GET THE COPS!
Officer: THERE HE IS! [BLOWS WHISTLE]
I GOT THE GUY! OHH!
GOOD THING YOU GUYS ARE HERE!
THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT!
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M NOT THE GUY!
I AM NOT THE GUY! I'M NOT THE GUY!
♪ SO NOW THAT I KNOW
THAT ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, I FOUND A WAY,
I FOUND A WAY, NO ONE CAN BREAK
WHAT'S SO UNBREAKABLE, I FOUND A WAY,
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND... ♪
♪ AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
MY FAVORITE PART!
HERE WE GO NOW!
♪ NO ONE CARES... ♪
SAY WHAT?
♪ WHAT YOU GIVE ♪
SING IT!
♪ YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA LIVE
LIKE YOU WANNA LIVE, WHEN IT'S TIME... ♪
TO BE WHAT?
♪ TO BE FREE, YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA BE
WHAT YOU WANNA BE ♪
YEAH!
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN ♪
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN.
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
AND NOW THE PICTURE VERSION.
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
YEAH! TOLD YOU I'M AWESOME.
[DRAKE LAUGHING]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
[ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ]
Man: MMM.
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]