MY BROTHER DRAKE? HE'S ALL
ABOUT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.
THERE'S BROWNIES IN THERE...
AND I WANT 'EM!
"IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION"
MEANS WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING,
YOU GOTTA HAVE IT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
I COULD BE EATING A BROWNIE
RIGHT NOW... IF IT WASN'T FOR JOSH.
SEE, I CAME UP WITH THIS
AMAZING BROWNIE RECIPE WHEN I
WAS ONLY 9 YEARS OLD.
HE CALLS 'EM FUDGIE BOOS.
I NAMED 'EM FUDGIE BOOS. BUT,
COME ON, I WAS 9.
SO TONIGHT HE SPENDS, LIKE,
AN HOUR AND A HALF MIXIN' HIS
BROWNIE INGREDIENTS IN A BOWL.
AND WHILE I WAS MAKIN' 'EM
TONIGHT, DRAKE'S, LIKE, STANDING
OVER ME THE WHOLE TIME.
HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME LICK THE SPOON.
AND HE KEEPS GOIN', "LET ME
LICK THE SPOON! LET ME LICK THE SPOON!"
I JUST WANTED TO LICK THE SPOON.
I DON'T WANT HIS TONGUE ON MY SPOON.
MAN, WHEN ARE THEY GONNA BE READY?
THEY'LL BE READY IN ABOUT 25
MORE MINUTES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'LL BE WORTH THE WAIT.
I AM NOT WAITING!
YOU SEE, DRAKE'S GONNA
LEARN SOMETHING TONIGHT.
HE'S GONNA LEARN THAT SOME
THINGS ARE JUST WORTH WAITING FOR.
OHH. OHH, IT'S LIKE...
WARM BROWNIE SOUP.
HE'LL REALIZE THAT PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.
OH, MY GOD, WHY DIDN'T I DO
THIS 5 MINUTES AGO?
THANKS, CHET. I'M HERE LIVE
AT MYSTIC MOUNTAIN WHERE YOU CAN
LITERALLY FEEL THE EXCITEMENT,
BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS BUZZING
ABOUT THIS NEW, BIG, BAD ROLLER
COASTER CALLED THE DEMONATOR.
OH, MY GOD!
DRAKE, CHECK IT OUT! SHH!
YOU KNOW HOW MINDY AND I ALWAYS WRITE LITTLE NOTES TO
EACH OTHER IN CLASS?
DON'T CARE.
SHE SAVED EVERY NOTE THAT I
EVER WROTE HER AND PUT THEM
IN THIS SCRAPBOOK FOR ME. SEE?
YEAH, YEAH, NERDS IN LOVE.
NOW SHUSH.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE,
THE NICEST PRESENT ANYONE'S
EVER GIVEN ME. THE LEAST YOU
COULD DO IS ACT LIKE YOU CARE.
DUDE, THIS IS A NEWS REPORT
ABOUT THE DEMONATOR.
THE DEMONATOR?! WHAT'D THEY
SAY?! WHAT'D THEY SAY?!
THAT IT'S THE FASTEST, THE
SCARIEST, MOST INTENSE, MOST
DANGEROUS ROLLER COASTER IN THE WORLD.
WHOA!
AND WE ARE GONNA RIDE IT
TOMORROW, THE FIRST DAY IT OPENS.
HEY, YOU WANNA PRACTICE?
OK. I'll SET THE MOOD.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
CHHHHHH!
READY? GOIN' UP!
WELCOME, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, TO MYSTIC MOUNTAIN.
WHILE RIDING THE DEMONATOR,
PLEASE REMEMBER TO KEEP ALL
HANDS AND FEET... IT'S GOIN' DOWN!
AAH!
[DRAKE AND JOSH SCREAMING]
LOOK OUT! CORKSCREW!
WHAT IS THIS? SOME NEW KIND
OF BOOB DANCE?
CHHHHHHOOHH! YOU'RE JUST
JEALOUS, LITTLE GIRL.
CHHHH. YEAH, BECAUSE WE ARE
GONNA RIDE THE DEMONATOR...
THE FIRST DAY IT OPENS.
OH, YEAH, AND, UM...
[CHUCKLES] YOU'RE NOT.
UH, IF TOMORROW'S THE FIRST
DAY IT OPENS, THEN WHY ARE THOSE
PEOPLE IN LINE GETTING ON RIGHT NOW?
HUH?!
MYSTIC MOUNTAIN OFFICIALS
HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THEY'LL BE
OPENING THE DEMONATOR TONIGHT, A
SPECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW FOR A FEW
VERY LUCKY ROLLER COASTER FANS.
YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA RIDE
IT THE FIRST DAY IT OPENED.
WELL, WHO KNEW THEY'D OPEN IT TONIGHT?
AWW, IT'S OK. YOU GUYS CAN
RIDE IT TOMORROW, THE SECOND DAY IT'S OPEN.
DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GONNA RIDE
THE DEMONATOR TONIGHT.
COUNT ON IT.
AWESOME. HEY, ONE MORE QUICK
PRACTICE RUN?
YEAH.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
CHHHHH!
OK, READY? TCHH, TCHH, TCHH,
TCHH, TCHH, TCHH. AND NO HANDS!
WHOA-HO-HO! AND... NO FEET!
Both: AAH! OOF!
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OOH-OOH-OOH, OOOOOOOH ♪
[PAPA NICHOLS SNORING]
CAN WE PLEASE HURRY?
I DO NOT WANT TO BE LATE.
ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD GO OUT
TONIGHT? WHAT IF PAPA NICHOLS NEEDS US?
WHAT'S HE GONNA NEED US FOR?
WELL, THE MAN HAD SURGERY
TODAY, AND HE'S 81 YEARS OLD.
LOOK, HE'S MY GRANDFATHER.
LET ME WORRY ABOUT IT, OK?
OK, BUT WHAT IF HE WAKES UP...
I AM NOT MISSING THE NEWSIE
AWARDS! I COULD WIN THIS YEAR.
OH, WALTER, YOU'VE BEEN
NOMINATED FOR BEST WEATHERMAN 5
YEARS IN A ROW, AND THEY ALWAYS
GIVE IT TO BRUCE WINCHILL.
DO NOT MENTION BRUCE
WINCHILL'S NAME IN THIS HOUSE.
HEY, PARENTS. BYE, PARENTS.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHERE DO
YOU BOYS THINK YOU'RE GOING?
UH, TO MAKE HISTORY?
WE ARE GOING TO RIDE THE DEMONATOR.
NO. YOU PROMISED THAT YOU'D
STAY HERE AND WATCH PAPA NICHOLS.
FINE. HERE, COME ON.
HE CAN COME WITH US.
COME ON, JOSH. GRAB HIS FEET.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GRAB THE FEET?
GUYS, YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR
GREAT-GRANDFATHER TO RIDE THE DEMONATOR.
SURE WE CAN.
YEAH, YOU ONLY HAVE TO BE THIS TALL.
THE MAN JUST HAD SURGERY, AND
HE'S HEAVILY MEDICATED.
OH, COME ON, HE FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR II.
THE DEMONATOR IS NOTHING FOR
A MAN WHO'S SEEN COMBAT.
OK, LISTEN TO MY WORDS. YOU
BOYS ARE GOING TO STAY HERE AND
TAKE CARE OF PAPA NICHOLS.
ARE WE CLEAR?
YES.
FINE.
HEY, WALTER. TAKE THESE TO
THE NEWSIE AWARDS FOR ME, WOULD YA?
OH, HOW SWEET. SHE GOT
YOU FLOWERS FOR YOUR BIG NIGHT.
NO. THEY'RE FOR BRUCE WINCHILL.
WINCHILL? HOW COULD YOU BUY
FLOWERS FOR MY COMPETITION?
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR?
SUCH GREAT HAIR.
IT'S LIKE COTTON CANDY, BUT BROWN.
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! WELL,
COME ON. LET'S JUST GO SO I CAN
LOSE ALREADY.
ALL RIGHT.
AND WHEN DID SHE START
CALLING ME WALTER?
I DON'T KNOW. BOYS, THE
AWARDS'LL BE OVER AROUND 10:30,
SO WE SHOULD BE HOME BY 11:00.
DO NOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
WE WON'T. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
[DOOR CLOSES]
WE'RE GONNA RIDE THE
DEMONATOR TONIGHT, AREN'T WE?
OH, YEAH.
BUT WHAT ABOUT PAPA NICHOLS?
I GOT A PLAN.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, GOOD, THEY'RE HERE.
HEY, DRAKE. THANKS FOR
INVITING US TO THE PARTY.
WE BROUGHT YOU A BUNDT CAKE.
UH, THANKS.
UM, WHERE'S THE PARTY?
ARE WE EARLY? YOU KNOW I
DON'T LIKE BEING THE FIRST ONES AT A PARTY.
DON'T START WITH ME!
GUYS, GUYS, YOU'RE NOT EARLY.
YEAH. YOU SEE THIS OLD GUY?
YES? I SEE HIM.
THIS IS OUR
GREAT-GRANDFATHER, PAPA NICHOLS.
YEAH, AND HE LOVES TO PARTY.
SO, YOU GUYS HANG OUT WITH HIM
'CAUSE JOSH AND I GOT THINGS TO DO.
[CHUCKLES] YOU TAKE CARE.
WAIT A MINUTE! YEAH?
YOU DUPED US!
YEAH.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
COME ON, CRAIG. WE ARE OUTTIE.
OK. I GUESS YOU GUYS DON'T
WANNA WATCH THESE DIGITALLY
REMASTERED EPISODES OF SPACE TREK.
IN WIDE-SCREEN DVD FORMAT.
OH, MY GOD. THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON!
WITH BONUS FOOTAGE!
AND THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO
EPISODE 21, WHERE SPOTNIK DIES!
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL STAY.
HAVE FUN. SEE YOU.
OH, WAIT. WHEN'S HE SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YEAH, HE JUST HAD SURGERY.
HE'S ON TONS OF MEDICATION.
HE'LL TOTALLY SLEEP THROUGH
THE NIGHT. YOU READY?
READY TO DEMONATE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. PAPA
NICHOLS JUST HAD SURGERY AND NOW
HIS OWN GREAT-GRANDSONS ARE
JUST GONNA ABANDON HIM? I'M
DISGUSTED, AND I JUST MIGHT
HAVE TO TELL MOM AND DAD.
YOU WANNA RIDE THE DEMONATOR
WITH US TONIGHT, DON'T YOU?
I'll GET MY JACKET.
15. WE'RE ONLY 15 PEOPLE
AWAY FROM RIDIN' THE DEMONATOR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GET TO
RIDE IT THE FIRST NIGHT IT
OPENS. UH-OH. I JUST HAD A BAD THOUGHT.
WHAT? THAT YOU MIGHT GROW
OLD, NEVER GET MARRIED, AND DIE ALONE?
NO. BUT THANK YOU FOR
POINTING OUT THAT POSSIBILITY.
WHAT'S YOUR BAD THOUGHT?
WHAT IF THE DEMONATOR'S NOT
AS GREAT AS WE THINK IT'S GONNA BE?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
I'M JUST SAYIN'. WHAT IF IT'S ALL HYPE?
PLEASE EXIT THE DEMONATOR TO YOUR LEFT.
OH, MAN, THAT RIDE WAS
INSANE! I FEEL LIKE PART OF ME
HAS DIED, BUT ANOTHER PART HAS
JUST BEEN BORN.
I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT I PUKED!
YEAH. IT'S ALL HYPE.
OH, MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE THE
GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES.
TRUE THAT! UH-OH.
I GOTTA PEE. NOW?
YEAH, WE'RE ALMOST TO THE
FRONT. CAN'T YOU HOLD IT?
MAYBE. BUT SINCE WE'RE ALL
GONNA BE SITTING IN THE SAME ROLLER COAST...
Drake and Megan: GO PEE.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT BACK IN TIME, WE'RE STILL GONNA GO ON
THE RIDE, RIGHT?
IF HE'S MAULED BY A BEAR,
WE'RE STILL GOIN' ON THE RIDE.
[PAPA NICHOLS GROANING]
DRAKE SAID HE'D BE ASLEEP ALL NIGHT.
WHERE AM I? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HE'S DISORIENTED.
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
OH, UH, NOTHING, SIR.
I WAS JUST... >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE
REST OF MY UNIT?
WHAT DOES HE MEAN, "HIS UNIT?"
I GUESS HE THINKS HE'S BACK
IN WORLD WAR II.
GENERAL PATTON, SIR! IT'S
SERGEANT NICHOLS. I'VE JUST BEEN
CAPTURED BY 2 GERMAN NERDS!
OH, NO... NO, SIR... WE'RE NOT GERMANS.
THAT'S JUST WHAT A GERMAN WOULD SAY!
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...
NO, NO! YOU'LL NOT CAPTURE ME, EVER!
ERIC!
GET OVER HERE!
AAH!
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!
WHY IS IT TAKIN' JOSH SO LONG TO PEE?
44 OUNCES OF LEMONADE CAN
ONLY TRAVEL SO FAST.
PARDON ME.
HEY! THE KID WITH THE LARGE
HEAD'S TRYIN' TO CUT IN LINE.
WHAT? NO, NO. I WAS ALREADY STANDING...
NO CUTTIN'!
[ALL SHOUTING]
HEY, BACK OF THE LINE, PUNK!
HEY, MEGAN, DRAKE!
HEY, JOSH, COME UP HERE!
I'M TRYING!
COME ON. PLEASE. SORRY.
EXCUSE ME. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
DRAKE, COME ON, PLEASE!
[ALL COMPLAINING]
HERE, JOSH!
HEY, THANKS, MAN.
JUST LET US THROUGH. COME ON!
NO, IT'S OK. HE'S WITH ME.
NOW THEY'RE ALL TRYIN' TO CUT IN LINE!
WHAT?
SECURITY! CUTTERS!
WE GOT CUTTERS AT THE DEMONATOR. SEND BACKUP.
[WALKIE-TALKIE STATIC]
OK, KIDS, BACK OF THE LINE.
BACK OF THE LINE?!
WE DID NOT CUT!
THEY DID, TOO! I SEEN 'EM!
[ALL CHEERING]
PAPA NICHOLS?
PAPA NICHOLS.
PAPA NICHOLS?
WORLD WAR II IS OVER...
AND WE'RE NOT GERMANS.
WE'RE HONOR STUDENTS.
WHY IS HE HIDING FROM US?
I GUESS HE'S CONFUSED ON
ACCOUNT OFF ALL THAT MEDICATION
THEY GAVE HIM AFTER HIS SURGERY.
WELL, WHERE COULD HE BE?
AAH! [GROANS]
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT US
SENT TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.
YOU JUST HADTO PEE.
SORRY. YEAH, NEXT TIME I'll.
JUST LET MY BLADDER EXPLODE.
THANK YOU.
GUYS, IT'S NOT SO BAD. WE'LL
STILL BE ABLE TO RIDE THE
DEMONATOR AND BE HOME BEFORE MOM AND DAD.
OH, REALLY? "WAIT TIME FROM
THIS POINT, 2 HOURS."
2 HOURS?!
HEY, NO CUTTIN'! SHE SAID IT.
[RIDERS SCREAMING]
THIS CLOSE. WE WERE THIS
CLOSE TO RIDIN' THE DEMONATOR.
AND NOW WE GET TO WAIT 2 HOURS.
LOOK, I SAID I WAS SORRY.
WHAT, DO YOU GUYS JUST ENJOY
MAKING ME FEEL ALL BAD?
Drake and Megan: YEP. YES.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
I'M A PIRATE! ARR!
[CHUCKLES] YEAH, YOU'RE A
CUTE LITTLE PIRATE. ARR! RIGHT
BACK AT YA. BUT LET'S NOT POKE
OTHER PEOPLE WITH YOUR SWORD,
ALL RIGHT? OK. LOOK, GUYS, I...
ARR! WALK THE PLANK, MATEY! ARR!
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU HIS MOTHER?
YEAH?
COULD YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING?
SURE. QUIT BUGGIN' MY KID!
HE'S TRYIN' TO PLAY PIRATE!
ARR!
WELL, I SEE WHERE THE BOY
GETS HIS CHARM.
LOOK, SMART MOUTH...
YOU WANNA TUSSLE?!
JOSH, WILL YOU COOL IT BEFORE
YOU START A FIGHT AND GET US
SENT TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AGAIN?
OH, YEAH. I'D HATE TO BE SENT
ALL THE WAY BACK... THERE.
OH, MAN, IT'S GETTING LATE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SKIP THE
RIDE AND GO HOME.
OH. YOU GET US KICKED TO THE
BACK OF THE LINE AND NOW YOU
JUST WANNA GO HOME?
LOOK, IF WE DON'T BEAT MOM
AND DAD HOME, THEY'LL FIND OUT
WE LEFT PAPA NICHOLS, AND THEY'LL KILL US.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM
HOME AND QUIT WORRYING ABOUT
PAPA NICHOLS. CRAIG AND ERIC
ARE ALL OVER IT.
CRAIG, I FOUND HIM!
HE'S UPSTAIRS!
OH. THANK GOODNESS!
PAPA NICHOLS? PAPA NICHOLS,
ARE YOU FEELING BETTER?
AAH! HEY! CRAIG, HELP ME!
AAH! AAH!
AAH!
GENERAL PATTON, I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE!
HEY. HEY, LOOK, WE'RE ALMOST
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AGAIN.
IT'S ABOUT TIME. [GASPS]
LOOK, IT'S MILFORD MOUSE!
UM, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD
TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A GUY IN
A BAD MOUSE COSTUME?
MILFORD MOUSE, OVER HERE!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! [LAUGHS]
YO, MOUSE! MOUSE! [RIP]
HA-HA!
HEY! YOU DO NOT YANK OFF
MILFORD MOUSE'S TAIL!
JOSH, STAY OUT OF IT.
HEY, BUDDY! YOU DO NOT YANK OFF MY TAIL!
YEAH, I KNOW. HE'S THE ONE...
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I
YANKED OFF YOUR TAIL, HUH?
YEAH, YA LIKE THAT?
COOL IT, BUDDY!
OHH, DON'T YOU PUSH ME!
AAH! WHY, MILFORD, WHY?!
BREAK IT UP!
THEY'RE HURTING MILFORD MOUSE!
SECURITY!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! GET OFF
MILFORD MOUSE!
YEAH, GET HIM OFF OF ME!
WHAT?! BUT HE STARTED IT!
THAT MOUSE IS VERY AGGRESSIVE!
LOOK, YOU MESS WITH THE
MOUSE, YOU GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!
Drake and Josh: WHAT?!
YOU WITH THESE GUYS?
NEVER SEEN 'EM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
COME ON! MEGAN!
OHH!
[ALL CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, FOR THE LAST TIME,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH COLONEL BRADFORD?
WE DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE NOT GERMANS!
WE'RE FROM LAWNDALE.
UM, ACTUALLY, I'M FROM NORTH
LAWNDALE. SEE, LAST YEAR, CITY COUNCIL...
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!
WHERE'S IT COMING FROM?!
MY SHIRT POCKET?
WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF
WEAPON? ARE YOU TWO FROM THE FUTURE?!
NO. THAT'S JUST MY CELL PHONE.
IT'S A TRICK! INCOMING!
OH, NO! HE RUINED MY PICTURE
PHONE! IT HAD ALL OF OUR
VACATION PHOTOS ON IT!
FROM NIAGARA FALLS? AW, MAN!
OH, MAN, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
ERIC ALWAYS ANSWERS HIS CELL PHONE.
DUDE, I'M SURE PAPA NICHOLS
IS STILL SOUND ASLEEP.
NO, THAT'S NOT THE POINT,
ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE TO GO HOME.
THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN
RIDE THE DEMONATOR AND BE HOME
BEFORE MOM AND DAD GET THERE.
YES, WE CAN.
PLEASE, EXIT THE DEMONATOR TO YOUR LEFT.
HELLO.
YOU RODE THE DEMONATOR?
SHE RODE THE DEMONATOR.
OH, I RODE THE DEMONATOR.
AND?
HOW WAS IT?
IT WAS LIKE TAKING A
PIGGYBACK RIDE FROM A WILD TIGER
THROUGH THE EYE OF A TORNADO.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE STAYIN'.
[CHUCKLES] THAT'S MY BOY.
HEY, GIVE ME THE CAR KEYS. I
GOTTA GO LIE DOWN. [MOANS]
DO YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN
RIDE THE DEMONATOR AND BE HOME
BEFORE MOM AND DAD GET BACK?
OK, LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH,
ALL RIGHT? IT'S BEEN 17 MINUTES
SINCE WE WERE AT THE SIGN THAT
SAID "2 HOURS FROM THIS POINT."
YOU FIGURE AN HOUR AND 43
MINUTES FOR THE LINE, 6 MINUTES
TO RIDE THE DEMONATOR, 13
MINUTES TO FIND THE CAR, AND 22
MINUTES TO DRIVE HOME. THAT PUTS
US AT THE FRONT DOOR AT EXACTLY
10:58, WHICH IS 2 MINUTES BEFORE
MOM AND DAD SAID THEY'D BE HOME.
ALL RIGHT, LIKE, IF YOU COULD
FIGURE ALL THAT OUT... WHY ARE
YOU FAILING MATH?
BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT.
ALMOST. UNH!
WE'RE FREE!
Both: YEAH!
All: AAH!
Both: WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE SORRY.
WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE SORRY...
Voice over P.A.: PLEASE EXIT THE.
DEMONATOR TO YOUR LEFT.
OH... >> MY... Both: GOD.
WE RODE THE DEMONATOR.
THE GREATEST ROLLERCOASTER IN
THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
IT'S BETTER THAN LOVE.
IT'S BETTER THAN GIRLS.
OK, DON'T GET CRAZY.
MAN, MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA BE
HOME IN 20 MINUTES.
OK, LET'S GO.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
HI.
WOULD YOU COME ON! LET'S GO!
OH, WE MADE IT.
OH... AND 3 MINUTES BEFORE 11:00.
WHY ARE CRAIG AND ERIC TIED UP?
BECAUSE YOUR GREAT
GRANDFATHER WENT BERSERK. THAT'S WHY.
HE'S AN ANIMAL.
AND I'll TELL YOU SOMETHING.
ELSE... YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BUY ME
A NEW CELL PHONE.
HEY, MOM AND DAD JUST DROVE
UP THE DRIVEWAY!
OH, WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OK... >> DUDE, YOUR DEMONATOR SHIRT!
AAH!
GO, GO, GO, GO!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A CHOICE.
GO, GO! COME ON, COME ON, COME
ON! ALL RIGHT, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
WE'RE HOME.
HEY, GUYS.
HOW'D IT GO?
AND YOU'RE WEARING MY DRAPES... WHY?
[CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW... IT'S
GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY... >> YEAH.
AND SO TO GET WARM YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...
DAD, DID YOU WIN THE WEATHERMAN AWARD?
NO. BRUCE WINCHILL WON!
[GASPS] YAY!
AWW. GOOD NIGHT, MOM. GOOD NIGHT, WALTER.
WHEN DID SHE START CALLING ME...
I DON'T KNOW!
SO HOW DID EVERYTHING GO TONIGHT
WITH PAPA NICHOLS?
OH, PERFECT. GREAT. YEAH, HE JUST SLEPT
ALL NIGHT LONG.
AS WE WATCHED HIM.
YEP.
WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD WAKE
HIM UP AND TAKE HIM TO THE GUEST ROOM.
[PAPA NICHOLS SNORING]
PAPA NICHOLS. PAPA NICHOLS.
WAKE UP. IT'S TIME TO...
AAH! AH... NICE TRY, GERMAN!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA!
ERIC! ERIC?
ERIC... [TAPPING ON CLOSET DOOR]
ERIC?
AAH! AAH! TELL THE MARINES
THE BEACH IS SECURE! AAH!
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