SO ME AND DRAKE HAVE THIS GREAT AUNT CATHERINE. HAVE YOU EVER MET MY GREAT
AUNT CATHERINE? NO? WELL, HEY, LUCKY YOU.
LUCKY YOU. SHE'S ALMOST 90 YEARS OLD.
SHE'S, LIKE, 90,000 YEARS
OLD.
OLD. SHE'S NOT NICE.
SHE IS MEAN.
MEAN TO THE BONE.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT ABOUT
AUNT CATHERINE.
AUNT CATHERINE. SHE COLLECTS HAIR...
FROM PEOPLE SHE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW WELL.
KNOW WELL. OH, AND GET THIS.
AUNT CATHERINE'S GETTING
MARRIED.
MARRIED. I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO GET
MARRIED AT 89 YEARS OLD?
YOU KNOW, JOSH AND I DISAGREE
ON A LOT OF STUFF, BUT I BET HE
HATES AUNT CATHERINE JUST AS MUCH AS I DO.
I WONDER IF DRAKE HATES AUNT
CATHERINE AS MUCH AS I DO.
DO YOU? TOTALLY.
[HORN HONKS] [HONK HONK HONK HONK] OH, WALTER.
OH, WALTER. [SIGHS]
MOM, MEGAN, WOULD YOU GET DOWN
HERE BEFORE WALTER'S HEAD EXPLODES?
AW, DRAKE, YOU DON'T EAT A
HOT DOG WEARING A TUXEDO.
THIS HOT DOG'S NOT WEARING A TUXEDO.
HA HA. OH, MEGAN, CAN YOU
ZIP UP MY DRESS PLEASE?
SURE.
THANK YOU. NOW LET ME FIX YOUR HAIR.
EEW! I DON'T WANT MOM SPIT IN MY HAIR.
YES, YOU DO.
KNOCK KNOCK. IT'S CRAIG AND ERIC.
SORRY, BOYS. CAN'T TALK. GOING TO A WEDDING.
OH, WE'RE JUST HERE TO PICK UP SOMETHING FROM JOSH. JOSH, YOUR GEEKS ARE HERE.
I'll BE DOWN IN A MINUTE. [GASPS] MY EARRING BROKE! SUPER GLUE'S IN THE KITCHEN.
COME ON. HELP ME GLUE IT. OK.
OK. WHO'S GETTING MARRIED?
OUR GREAT AUNT CATHERINE.
ISN'T SHE, LIKE, 87?
89, BUT SHE'S GOT THIS INSANE
BEACH HOUSE IN LAGUNA NIGEL, SO
IT'S MAJORLY IMPORTANT THAT SHE LOVES US.
LOVES US. [HORN HONKS]
[HORN HONKS] WE'RE COMING!
WE'RE COMING! [HONK HONK]
[HONK HONK] LAY OFF THE HORN, WALTER.
DRAKE, COME HERE.
WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU AND JOSH TO GET TO THIS WEDDING ON TIME WITH THE WEDDING CAKE.
TO GET TO THIS WEDDING ON TIME WITH THE WEDDING
CAKE. WITH THE WEDDING CAKE. WE'LL BE THERE.
WE'LL BE THERE. BECAUSE IF YOU GUYS ARE LATE,
AUNT CATHERINE WILL BE VERY
UPSET, AND AS HER FAMILY, WE
NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS
WEDDING DAY GOES PERFECTLY.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE AUNT CATHERINE?
CATHERINE? I DON'T, BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA
LIVE FOREVER, AND I WANT THAT
BEACH HOUSE.
BEACH HOUSE. YEAH, SO NONE OF YOUR SCREW
UPS.
UPS. WELL!
WELL! COME ON, BABY.
[HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK]
OK! OK!
OK! OK! ENOUGH WITH THE HORN.
WOMEN.
WOMEN. YEAH. WOMEN ARE CRAZY.
THAT'S WHY ME AND CRAIG DON'T
HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.
HAVE GIRLFRIENDS. YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE'S A
LOT OF REASONS WHY YOU GUYS
DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.
[SIGHS] WE KNOW. HEY, WE BETTER GO. THE OBSERVATORY CLOSES AT 9 P.M.
OH, YEAH. JOSH!
MY ZIPPER'S STUCK. AAH!
WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
JOSH SAID WE COULD BORROW HIS LAPTOP.
LAPTOP. BECAUSE SOMEBODY SPILLED
BUTTERMILK ON MINE.
I TRIED TO FIX IT. I SWABBED
YOUR KEYBOARD FOR HOURS.
LOOK, LOOK. HERE'S HIS LAPTOP RIGHT HERE. JUST TAKE IT.
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH, TOTALLY. IF HE SAID IT
WAS FINE, THEN JUST GO.
IS EVERYTHING IN THERE?
YEAH. GO.
YEAH. GO. OH, HEY, TELL JOSH I'll BRING.
OH, HEY, TELL JOSH I'll BRING THIS BACK TO HIM...
[KNOCKING]
CAN I HAVE A BAND-AID FOR MY NOSE?
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OOH-OOH-OOH, OOOOOOOH ♪
HEY, JOSH, WOULD YOU GET DOWN HERE? WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE WEDDING.
JOSH!
CAN WE JUST GO? WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY? BECAUSE I WANT AUNT
CATHERINE'S BEACH HOUSE BAD.
YEAH, SO DO I.
THEN WE CAN'T BE LATE FOR THE
WEDDING, AND WE HAVE TO PICK UP
THE CAKE.
THE CAKE. DUDE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME. DUDE, WE
HAVE PLENTY OF TIME. ALL RIGHT? JUST AS LONG AS WE
GET TO THE BAKERY BEFORE...
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY LAPTOP
CASE? I THOUGHT I
LEFT IT RIGHT CASE? I THOUGHT I LEFT IT RIGHT HERE.
HERE. I GAVE IT TO CRAIG AND ERIC.
YOU WHAT?
YOU WHAT? THEY TOLD ME YOU SAID IT WAS THEY TOLD ME YOU SAID IT WAS COOL.
COOL. WELL, YES, I SAD IT WAS COOL
FOR THEM TO BORROW MY COMPUTER.
BUT WHY'D YOU GIVE THEM THE
WHOLE CASE? IT HAD MY CELL PHONE IN IT AND MY KEYS TO MOM'S SUV.
NOW WE HAVE NO CAR.
WELL, I'll JUST CALL CRAIG WELL,
I'll JUST CALL CRAIG AND ERIC AND TELL THEM TO COME.
AND ERIC AND TELL THEM TO COME BACK. BACK. NO, WE CAN'T. THEY DON'T HAVE
CELL PHONES. CELL PHONES. WHY?
WHY? 'CAUSE PAPA NICHOLS THREW 'CAUSE PAPA NICHOLS THREW ERIC'S AGAINST THE WALL AND
BROKE IT, AND CRAIG'S MOM THINKS
CELL PHONES CAUSE EAR SORES.
WELL, CRAIG DOES GET A LOT OF EAR SORES.
EAR SORES. WE CANNOT BE LATE TO THIS
WEDDING!
WEDDING! RIGHT... OK, UM... TREVOR.
WHAT ABOUT TREVOR?
WE'LL BORROW HIS CAR.
HIS GIRLFRIEND SLEEPS IN IT.
NO, THEY BROKE UP. SHE SLEEPS
IN SOME OTHER GUY'S CAR NOW. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A
WEDDING IN TREVOR'S EL CAMINO.
IT'S OLD AND GROSS.
SO IS AUNT CATHERINE.
DRAKE, IF WE DON'T...
DUDE, IT RUNS, AND THE
WEDDING CAKE WILL FIT IN THE
BACK. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IT'LL GET US THERE ON TIME.
[ENGINE SPUTTERS AND DIES]
[ENGINE WON'T START]
IT WON'T START. OH, REALLY?
HUH. THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE RIGHT NEAR NOTHING! OK, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO
OK,
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TREVOR'S CAR WOULD BREAK
KNOW TREVOR'S CAR WOULD BREAK DOWN, HUH?
DOWN, HUH? IT WAS BUILT IN THE 1970s. IT.
IT WAS BUILT IN THE 1970s. IT HAS OVER 300,000 MILES ON IT.
ANYONE WITH A SECOND GRADE
EDUCATION COULD HAVE GUESSED IT WOULD DIE.
WOULD DIE. YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME
SOMETIMES.
SOMETIMES. LOOK, WE CAN'T BE LATE TO
AUNT CATHERINE'S WEDDING, ALL
RIGHT? WE PROMISED MOM AND DAD AND IF WE'RE NOT THERE IN 48
MINUTES, THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE
GONNA GET THAT BEACH HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL JUST CALL
FOR HELP. GIVE ME YOUR CELL PHONE.
PHONE. MY CELL PHONE WAS IN MY BAG,
WHICH YOU GAVE TO CRAIG AND
ERIC. WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE?
CELL PHONE? NO. MINE GOT RUINED.
HOW?
HOW? > YOU KNOW... FELL IN A BOWL OF
SOUP AT SCHOOL.
WHO ACCIDENTALLY DROPS THEIR
CELL PHONE INTO THEIR SOUP?
IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. I
WANTED TO SEE IF IT WOULD FLOAT.
HOW DO YOU EVEN GET DRESSED BY YOURSELF?
BY YOURSELF? ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU WANNA
PLAY PICK ON DRAKE OR DO YOU
WANNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET TO THIS WEDDING ON TIME?
HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT IF
WE CAN'T CALL FOR HELP, OK? IT'S 14 MILES TO THE NEXT GAS
STATION.
STATION. LOOK, MAYBE I CAN FIX THE
MOTOR.
MOTOR. YOU CAN'T FIX A SANDWICH.
IF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE WE KNOW THAT YOU NAMED
YOUR FAVORITE PILLOW MR.
YOUR FAVORITE PILLOW MR. PUFF-PUFF.
PUFF-PUFF. I'M SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU.
ALL RIGHT. NOW LET'S CHECK
UNDER THE HOOD.
OK.
WELL, THERE'S THE MOTOR. YES. A LOT OF METAL THERE.
A LOT OF METAL.
I THINK I SEE THE PROBLEM. LOOK HERE. OH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT BELT
OH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT BELT CAME OFF.
CAME OFF. UH-HUH. SO WHAT DO WE DO
ABOUT IT?
ABOUT IT? HERE. HERE, I'll JUST PUT THE.
HERE. HERE, I'll JUST PUT THE BELT BACK ON THIS PULLEY THING.
BELT BACK ON THIS PULLEY THING AND YOU GET IN THE CAR, AND WHEN
I SAY GO, YOU TRY TO START IT.
ALL RIGHT. COOL.
ALL RIGHTY.
[ENGINE STARTS]
AAH! HOLD ON! I DIDN'T SAY GO! I DIDN'T SAY GO! HEY! AAH! OW! OW!
OW! OW! [CLOTH RIPPING]
[CLOTH RIPPING] OH! AAH!
OH! AAH! WHOA! WHOA! NO, NO, NO!
COME ON, BABY, COME ON, BABY. COME ON.
NO, NO, NO! AAH! NO!
AAH! NO! NO! AAH!
ALL RIGHT, THE MOTOR'S RUNNING. WHERE'S YOUR JACKET? IT ATE MY JACKET.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, AT LEAST WE
GOT MOTOR RUNNING.
I GOTTA GET MY JACKET BACK.
I THINK THAT WAS YOUR JACKET. HERE. JUST LET ME, UH, UH... SEE WHAT I CAN DO HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
WOULD YOU STOP TOUCHING ME! OH, MAN, WE GOT 43
MINUTES UNTIL THIS WEDDING STARTS. LET'S TRY
OH, MAN, WE GOT 43 MINUTES UNTIL THIS WEDDING STARTS. LET'S TRY
TO GET THIS STUPID MOTOR RUNNING
TO GET THIS STUPID MOTOR RUNNING AGAIN.
AGAIN. RIGHT.
MAN, IT'S SO DARK IN THERE, I CAN BARELY SEE ANYTHING. YEAH, LET ME CHECK THE GLOVE
COMPARTMENT. SEE IF TREVOR HAS A
COMPARTMENT. SEE IF TREVOR HAS A FLASHLIGHT IN THERE.
OH, YEAH. GOOD CALL.
YOU LOCKED THE KEYS IN THE CAR? DON'T HATE ME.
DON'T HATE ME. I DON'T HATE YOU.
HERE. WHAT'S THIS? BIG ROCK.
BIG ROCK. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH IT?
WITH IT? KILL ME.
KILL ME. I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU IN
THE HEAD WITH A BIG ROCK.
[DROPS ROCK]
[DROPS ROCK] DID THAT HIT YOUR FOOT?
YEAH. IT'S BROKEN.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. THAT'S OK.
THAT'S OK. MAN, I GOTTA PEE.
YEAH, SO DO I.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, WE'RE NOT ALL RIGHT.
WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS
IF WE'RE ALL FULL OF URINE, SO
LET'S GO PEE.
YEAH. OOH, THAT CACTUS LOOKS
NICE.
NICE. YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
COME ON.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY PARKED HERE ILLEGALLY. I'll WRITE 'EM A TICKET.
I'll
WRITE 'EM A TICKET. HOW COME I NEVER MET YOUR.
HOW COME I NEVER MET YOUR WIFE?
WIFE? HUH?
HUH? YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN WORKING
TOGETHER FOR, LIKE, 3 YEARS
NOW, AND I JUST THINK IT'S
WEIRD THAT YOU NEVER LET ME MEET YOUR WIFE.
OH, WELL, UH... SHE'S JUST,
UH... SHE'S JUST SHY.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
MARRIED, YOU'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED, ARE YOU?
ARE YOU? WHAT?
WHAT? OF COURSE I AM.
YOU CAN'T JUST PRETEND TO BE
MARRIED AND NOT HAVE A WIFE.
I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
TALKING ABOUT? LET ME MEET HER.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT
MARRIED. THERE'S NO MARISSA.
YOU MADE UP MARISSA?
WELL, NO. THERE WAS A
MARISSA, IN THE NINTH GRADE.
AND I ASKED HER TO THE SCHOOL DANCE, AND SHE JUST...
SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME.
IT'S OK, BUDDY. I UNDERSTAND. I FEEL SO DUMB.
WAIT! WAIT! PLEASE! STOP! HELP! OH!
OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED EM.
AND WE GOT A PARKING TICKET.
OH! HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE TO GET TO THE WEDDING?
ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. I DON'T
SEE HOW THERE'S ANY WAY WE'RE
GONNA... HEY. HEY, HEADLIGHTS!
IT'S HEADLIGHTS! ANOTHER CAR'S
COMING. HEY! HEY! HEY, HELLO! STOP! STOP! PLEASE!
HEY, STOP! SLOW DOWN!
DUDE, DUDE, PLEASE! PLEASE, HELP.
PLEASE, HELP. HEY, STOP, PLEASE! WE NEED
HELP!
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS] HEY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING.
STOPPING. NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM. WHERE YOU GUYS HEADED?
TO OUR AUNT
CATHERINE'S TO OUR AUNT CATHERINE'S WEDDING.
WEDDING. BUT WE GOTTA BE THERE IN LESS BUT
WE GOTTA BE THERE IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR.
YEAH, WITH THAT CAKE.
OR WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
WELL, DID YOU CALL FOR HELP? NO, NO. WE
DON'T HAVE NO, NO. WE DON'T HAVE CELL PHONES.
CELL PHONES. BUT IF YOU DRIVE US TO THE
NEAREST PAY PHONE, WE'LL GIVE
YOU 75 BUCKS.
OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD ON. I'VE GOT... AN EXTRA 40.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ALMOST 100
BUCKS.
WILL YOU PLEASE DRIVE US? WAIT A MINUTE. SO YOU GUYS ARE STRANDED OUT HERE...
FLAGGING DOWN STRANGERS...
AND YOU GOT NO CELL PHONES...
AND IT'S JUST THE 2 OF YOU. ALONE.
ALONE. EXACTLY. RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU... AAH!
HOW MUCH TIME TILL THE WEDDING STARTS? LESS THAN 15 MINUTES.
NO WAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT NOW.
WELL, LOOK, EVEN IF WE'RE
LATE, MAYBE IF WE GET THE CAKE
TO THE RECEPTION ON TIME, AUNT CATHERINE WON'T BE TOO MAD.
OR MAYBE SHE'LL BE FURIOUS
AND WE'LL NEVER GET THAT BEACH HOUSE.
HOUSE. MAN, IT'S GETTING COLD OUT
HERE.
HERE. HOLD ON. I THINK I SAW AN
OLD BLANKET IN THE BACK OF THE
CAR.
HEY! HEY, GUESS WHAT I FOUND. FRIED CHICKEN? NO, BUT...
FRIED CHICKEN? NO, BUT...
NO, BUT... I DID FIND A TOOL BOX.
SO? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH
TOOLS? TOOLS? WE CAN USE THEM TO GET US
INTO THE CAR THAT YOU LOCKED
US OUT OF.
OK. JUST OPEN THE BOX.
ANYTHING GOOD?
ANYTHING GOOD? YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. AN
EMERGENCY KIT.
EMERGENCY KIT. YES! YOU SEE? AND YOU ALWAYS
SAY TREVOR'S AN IDIOT. ALL
RIGHT, OPEN IT UP AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE.
INSIDE. ALL RIGHT, I'M OPENING IT.
OK, WE HAVE...
A QUARTER...
A QUARTER... A CAN OF SALMON...
OPEN...
OPEN... AN ICE TRAY...
AND HALF A SHOE.
WELL, SO MUCH FOR OUR EMERGENCY
SUPPLIES.
DUDE, A HANGER. HOW'S A HANGER GOING TO HELP US?
US? WE USE IT TO UNLOCK THE CAR.
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT!
YOU SEE, YOU JUST PUT IT IN OVER THE WINDOW LIKE THIS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW HOW
OVER THE WINDOW LIKE THIS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
KNOW HOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
TO DO THIS. HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THE
SQUIRRELS IN MRS. HAYFER'S CAR?
AH.
AH. OK, ALMOST THERE.
COME ON. COME ON, COME ON.
YOU'RE SO CLOSE. JUST A LITTLE
TO THE LEFT. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, BRO.
LEFT, BRO. YEAH. OK. ALL RIGHT, I THINK
I HAVE IT ON THE LOCK.
OK. NOW WHAT?
WELL, I JUST HAVE TO PULL IT
BACK LIKE THIS AND...
JOSH!
JOSH! THANK YOU FOR PUNCTURING MY
PUPIL.
PUPIL. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. LOOK!
LOOK! LOOK! ANOTHER CAR'S
COMING. SEE?
COMING. SEE? UH-HUH. YEAH... YEAH, I CAN
SEE IT WITH MY EYE THAT'S
NOT BLEEDING!
NOT BLEEDING! LOOK, LET ME SEE. IT'S NOT
BLEEDING. HOW'S IT FEEL?
OH, IT FEELS A LITTLE LIKE THIS.
THIS. OW!
OW! YOU THUMBED MY EYE.
YEAH. NO CHARGE.
OH, DUDE, IT'S A TOW TRUCK.
OH, FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD
HAPPENS.
HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY, HEY, WE NEED HELP. PLEASE STOP!
YES! YES, YES, YES, YES. HE'S GONNA STOP. HE'S GONNA STOP. FINALLY. YES, YES.
HEY, THERE.
HEY, THERE. HI.
HI. HELLO?
NO, NO, NO. SEE, OUR EYES... YEAH, WE... IT
DOESN'T MATTER. WE ARE JUST REALLY GLAD TO SEE
YEAH, WE... IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE ARE JUST REALLY
GLAD TO SEE WE ARE JUST REALLY GLAD TO SEE YOU.
YOU. YEAH. LOOKS LIKE YOU BOYS
COULD USE A TOW. LUCKY FOR YOU
I GOT 10 OF 'EM. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S JUST A JOKE WE TOW TRUCK
DRIVERS SAY.
DRIVERS SAY. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
ANYWAY, COULD YOU TOW US TO THE NEAREST GARAGE? FORGET THE GARAGE. CAN YOU
FORGET
THE GARAGE. CAN YOU TOW US TO THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH ON SHADY GROVE ROAD?
WE'RE REALLY LATE FOR A
WEDDING.
WEDDING. OH, WEDDING, HUH? SO, UH...
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GONNA BE
THE BRIDE AND WHICH ONE'S THE GROOM? HA HA HA HA HA!
SO... COULD YOU PLEASE JUST
TOW US?
TOW US? SURE, SURE. I JUST NEED TO
SEE YOUR CAR REGISTRATION.
OH.
OH. IT'S PROBABLY IN THE GLOVE
COMPARTMENT.
COMPARTMENT. AND WE KIND OF LOCKED
THE KEYS IN THE CAR.
WE?
WE? CAN YOU JUST OPEN OUR DOOR?
YEAH, YEAH. SHOULDN'T BE ANY
PROBLEM AT ALL.
THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
WELL, WE COULD'VE DONE THAT. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU? HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA
HA HA HA HA HA! OK, MAN, LOOK. WE HAVE HAD...
NO, NO, NO. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
WE'LL GET THE WINDOW FIXED
LATER, ALL RIGHT? THE IMPORTANT
THING IS THAT GUY WILL TOW US TO THE WEDDING.
RIGHT. OK.
RIGHT. OK. I'll GET THE REGISTRATION.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LESLIE'S TOWING COMPANY, HUH? YEAH. BEEN IN THE TOWING BUSINESS FOR 23 YEARS.
SO WHO'S LESLIE, YOUR WIFE? NO. LESLIE'S MY NAME.
[STIFLES LAUGH]
[STIFLES LAUGH] SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT?
WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, LESLIE'S
A GIRL'S NAME.
OH, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
WHAT MY BROTHER MEANT TO SAY
WAS WE DON'T THINK LESLIE'S A
GIRL'S NAME. WE THINK IT'S A
GUY'S NAME, DUDE. A MAN'S NAME.
A VERY MAN'S NAME.
NO, IT'S NOT. LESLIE'S
TOTALLY...
TOTALLY... SILENCE!
SILENCE! LISTEN, BOY, I WAS NAMED
AFTER MY FATHER, HE WAS NAMED
AFTER HIS FATHER, AND THEY BOTH FOUGHT IN WARS.
OK. ALL I'M SAYING IS I'VE
DATED, LIKE, 5 LESLIES. ALL
GIRLS.
GIRLS. OK. YOU KNOW, I'll TELL YOU.
OK. YOU KNOW, I'll TELL YOU WHAT. YOU CAN ROT IN A SACK.
WHAT. YOU CAN ROT IN A SACK FOR ALL I CARE. GOOD-BYE.
NO! NO, NO, NO! PLEASE! WAIT!
DON'T LEAVE.
DON'T LEAVE. ROT IN A SACK!
YOU HAD TO MAKE FUN OF THE MAN'S NAME? WELL, AT LEAST WE CAN GET IN
WELL, AT
LEAST WE CAN GET IN THE CAR NOW. MAYBE WE CAN GET IT
STARTED.
STARTED. WE ALREADY TRIED THAT.
WELL, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, ALL WELL,
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? GET IN THE CAR AND TURN
THE KEY. THE KEY. FINE.
FINE. I'll LOOK UNDER THE HOOD AND I'll LOOK UNDER
THE HOOD AND SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE.
SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
ALL RIGHT, GO. [ENGINE CRANKS] OK, STOP. STOP. I THINK I SEE
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. COME HERE.
YOU REALLY THINK YOU SEE THE PROBLEM? YEAH. SEE, WHEN YOU TURN THE
YEAH. SEE,
WHEN YOU TURN THE KEY AND IT WAS TRYING TO START,
THAT THING WAS HITTING AGAINST
THAT THING.
THAT THING. THAT THING THERE?
YEAH. AND SEE THOSE 2 WIRES
RIGHT THERE? RIGHT THERE? YEAH.
YEAH. I THINK THEY GOT PULLED LOOSE
WHEN THAT THING KNOCKED AGAINST
THAT THING.
THAT THING. OH, WELL, MAYBE WE JUST NEED
TO RECONNECT THOSE WIRES AND
PULL THAT METAL THING BACK.
RIGHT.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] THERE. LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.
ALL RIGHT.
CROSS YOUR FINGERS. I'M CROSSING EVERYTHING I GOT.
GOT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. [ENGINE CRANKS]
[ENGINE CRANKS] [ENGINE STARTS]
[ENGINE STARTS] YES!
YES! ALL RIGHT! WHOO!
HA HA! YES! OK, OK, OK, OK.
WE MISSED THE WEDDING CEREMONY,
BUT IF WE HURRY, WE CAN PROBABLY
GET THE CAKE THERE BEFORE IT'S TIME TO CUT IT.
WHICH MEANS AUNT CATHERINE'S
BEACH HOUSE WILL BE OURS.
OH, YEAH, BABY!
[EXPLOSION]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
[ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ]
THEY JUST ROBBED US.
THIS NIGHT COULD NOT GET WORSE.
[BIRD SCREECHES]
IS THAT AN EAGLE?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU GOT A LITTLE BIRD POOP... >> I KNOW!
MMM!