HI, HI, HEY! UH, YOU GOTTA GIMME A MINUTE. THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!
SO I'M AT MY BARBER'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY, RIGHT? THIS GIRL'S TRYIN' THIS GIRL'S TRYIN' TO TALK TO ME,
BUT I GOT A MOUTHFUL BUT I GOT A MOUTHFUL OF PICKLE CHIPS.
SO I'M THINKIN', HOW WOULD...
[RINGING]
[RINGING] OH, HANG ON FOR A SEC.
WHAT?
WHAT? DUDE, YOU ATE
THE LAST FRUIT-POPPLE!
SO?
SO? THEY WERE MEGAN'S!
YOU ATE MEGAN'S
LAST FRUIT-POPPLE! YOU ATE ONE.
YES, AND I WAS VERY CAREFUL
TO LEAVE ONE FOR MEGAN
WHICH YOU ATE!
OH. CAN I GO NOW?
YEAH, YOU CAN GO
BUY ANOTHER BOX OF FRUIT-POPPLES
SO MEGAN WON'T KILL US!
WHAT? HUH? (MAKING STATIC)
DUDE, (STATIC) I'M LOSIN' YOU. I HEAR YOU FINE!
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
I'M UNDERWATER, YEAH.
DRAKE,
DRAKE, BUY SOME FRUIT-POPPLES!
DRAKE, ANSWER ME!
WHO ATE MY FRUIT-POPPLES?
AAH!
HEY, DO ME A FAVOR
AND TELL ME IF THIS HURTS.
OW! YEAH, IT HURTS.
COOL, THANKS.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
PACKAGE FOR JOSH NICHOLS.
THANKS. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
OOH, FROM GRAMMY. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
WHOA, A MODEL ROCKET! YES! JOSH!
JOSH! DRAKE! DRAKE! (BOTH) GUESS WHAT?!
OH, I WANNA GO FIRST. OH, I WANNA GO FIRST. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU FIRST. TALK. YOU FIRST. TALK. GRAMMY SENT US
A MODEL ROCKET.
WHAT, DOES SHE THINK
WE'RE TEN YEARS OLD? HUH? HUH? COME ON, NO ONE OUR AGE
PLAYS WITH MODEL ROCKETS.
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
CRAZY GRAMMY.
CRAZY GRAMMY. I MEAN, THIS SURE IS NOTHIN'
I'D WANNA BUILD
AND PLAY WITH ALL DAY.
DUDE, LISTEN.
DUDE, LISTEN. HEY, YOU READY FOR THIS?!
I GOT A DATE WITH TWINS.
TWINS?!
TWINS?! HOT IDENTICAL TWINS,
AND THEY'RE GONNA MEET ME AND
THEY'RE GONNA MEET ME AT THE PREMIERE TOMORROW NIGHT,
AND YOU'RE INVITED.
I GET TO GO ON A DOUBLE DATE
WITH YOU AND TWO HOT TWINS?!
NO, BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD BRING US SOME DRINKS
AND SNACKS AND STUFF.
HEY, GREAT. NO THANKS.
DUDE, I'M KIDDING! YES, I WANT YOU YES, I WANT YOU TO DOUBLE DATE WITH ME.
ARE YOU IN?
YEAH, I'M IN!
AWESOME.
AWESOME. YEAH, TWINS.
YEAH, TWINS. OH, TWO.
OH, TWO. SIMILAR.
SIMILAR. "THE SKY BUSTER 5,000."
"THE SKY BUSTER 5,000. "MODEL ROCKET SOARS
UP TO 300 FEET FEET IN THE AIR."
"UP TO 300 FEET FEET IN THE AIR." WHEE.
WHEE. HEH, YEAH, SO DUMB.
"LAUNCHES UPWARDS AT ALMOST"
"LAUNCHES UPWARDS AT ALMOST 95 MILES PER HOUR."
(MOCKING) OOH, FAST.
WANNA BUILD IT?
SO MUCH!
SO MUCH! C'MON!
C'MON! YAY!
♪ AND I NEVER THOUGHT ♪
♪ THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME ♪
♪ TO REALIZE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE ♪
♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
♪ I'll ALWAYS BE ♪
♪ PICKIN' YOU UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
♪ OOH ♪
AND THERE. ALL RIGHT, THE COUNTER BALANCE IS SET TO ZERO.
OKAY, NEXT IT SAYS,
"INSERT FUEL POD INTO"
"INSERT FUEL POD INTO TAIL BENEATH ROCKET'S..."
TAIL BENEATH ROCKET'S... FU... FU...
FU... FU... SOUND IT OUT.
FUSELOGY?
FUSELOGY? FUSELAGE!
FUSELAGE! LIKE I WORK FOR NASA!
WELL, JUST GIMME ME WELL, JUST GIMME ME THE FUEL POD THINGY.
NO, I WANNA DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOT TO PUT ON THE NOSE CON.
CONE!
CONE! OH, WHATEVER!
OH, WHATEVER! DUDE, ARE YOU SURE... DUDE, ARE YOU SURE... LET ME DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
IF I CAN HELP, THEN... IF I CAN HELP, THEN... OKAY.
OKAY. YOU GUYS ARE IN THE 11th GRADE,
AND YOU'RE PLAYING.
AND YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A MODEL ROCKET?
NO.
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE WERE JUST BUILDING
IT WE WERE JUST BUILDING IT SO WE CAN
SO WE CAN DROP IT OFF AT...
THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
WHAT CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL? SAINT...
SAINT... ILLNESS.
ILLNESS. SAINT ILLNESS?
SAINT ILLNESS? OKAY! WE'RE PLAYING WITH
A MODEL ROCKET.
YEAH, UM, YEAH, UM, COULD YOU COULD HELP US
INSTALL THE FUEL POD, PLEASE?
GIMME IT.
GIMME IT. MOVE.
CAN YOU GET IT? NO. IT WON'T GO IN 'CAUSE YOU PUT
IT WON'T GO
IN 'CAUSE YOU PUT THE RESTRICTER PLATE ON FIRST.
YOU SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO PUT THE RESTRICTER PLATE
ON FIRST. ON FIRST. WE WERE.
WE WERE. NO, YOU PUT NO, YOU PUT THE RESTRICTER PLATE ON
AFTER THE FUEL POD GOES IN.
THAT'S A LIE!
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN WELL, MAYBE WE CAN DROP THE FUEL POD IN
FROM THE TOP
IF I TAKE OFF THE NOSE CON.
CONE!
CONE! WHATEVER!
WHATEVER! JUST GIMME THE FUEL POD!
HERE, I'll DO IT.
IT JUST GOT JAMMED.
IT JUST GOT JAMMED AT THE FUEL POD RIGHT THERE.
THERE, OKAY? IT'S ALMOST IN.
WE JUST NEED
TO TAP IT WITH A HAMMER.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GRAB A HAMMER.
WHERE'S THE HAMMER?
OUT THE WINDOW. CA... CAN YOU SEE IT?! NO!
NO! OH, YEAH... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT LANDED
IT LANDED IN THE CARMICHAEL'S TREE HOUSE!
OKAY, PERFECT.
OKAY, PERFECT. LET'S JUST GO NEXT DOOR
AND GET IT BACK.
(EXPLOSION)
TREE HOUSE ON FIRE? YEAH. UH-HUH. OH!
WELL, THE FIRE'S OUT. GREG, I'M SO SORRY OUR KIDS BURNED DOWN
OUR KIDS BURNED DOWN YOUR SON'S TREE HOUSE.
YEAH, WE FEEL AWFUL.
YEAH, IF ONLY JOSH
WOULDN'T HAVE PUT THAT
RESTRICTER PLATE ON FIRST, HUH? UH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT
HOW ROBBIE WILL REACT, YOU KNOW?
SEE, HE CAN BE A BIT...
DADDY?
DADDY? OH, NO. I DIDN'T WANT HIM
TO SEE THIS BEFORE I COULD...
DADDY?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TREE HOUSE? WELL, SON, (CHUCKLES) DRAKE AND JOSH SHOT IT
DRAKE AND JOSH SHOT IT WITH A ROCKET
WITH A ROCKET AND BURNED IT DOWN.
YOU... YOU SEE, ROBBIE, BUT...
(SCREAMING)
WELL, THAT WAS PLEASANT. WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
DO THIS TO ME?! WE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
THAT TREE HOUSE
WAS THE ONLY PLACE I COULD CRY IN PRIVATE!
OOH, IT'S OKAY, ROBBIE.
I PROMISE YOU, I PROMISE YOU, DRAKE AND JOSH
ARE GONNA BUILD YOU
A BRAND NEW TREE HOUSE.
WHAT?
WHAT? SAY WHAT NOW?
YOU HEARD HER.
WELL, WE ARE DRIVING UP
TO OUR COTTAGE IN FRESNO
FOR THE WEEKEND. FOR THE WEEKEND. COULD YOU BOYS
RE-BUILD IT TOMORROW?
TOMORROW?
TOMORROW? NO, NO, NO, THAT WON'T WORK...
OF COURSE, THEY CAN.
BUT WE HAVE DATES TOMORROW.
WITH HOT TWINS.
TOUGH SQUASH.
TOUGH SQUASH. SQUASH?
SQUASH? I DUNNO. I DUNNO. HE SAYS THINGS, AND I...
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU CAN GO ON YOUR DATES
AFTER THE THREE OF YOU FINISH
REBUILDING ROBBIE'S TREE HOUSE. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, BY "THE THREE OF US,"
I HOPE YOU MEAN DRAKE, JOSH,
AND JOSH'S IMAGINARY FRIEND.
HEY!
HEY! MOM... MOM... DRAKE AND JOSH SAID
YOU WERE HELPING THEM WITH THE ROCKET
WHEN IT FLEW THROUGH THE WINDOW.
SHE WAS.
SHE WAS. SO YOU HAVE TO HELP
REBUILD THE TREE HOUSE TOMORROW.
BUT I'll MISS.
BUT I'll MISS JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!
TELL 'EM IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
OOH, SORRY.
OOH, SORRY. TOO BAD, LITTLE GIRL.
NOW, BOYS, MEGAN,
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
ROBBIE YOU'RE SORRY.
(ALL) WE'RE SORRY. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY. 'ATTA BOY.
'ATTA BOY. HEY, HEY, HEY,
I BET YOU CAN CHEER YOURSELF UP
BY PLAYIN' WITH YOUR COOL
RED TRUCK HERE.
HERE YOU GO, DUDE.
I'll TRY.
I'll TRY. (BEEPING)
(SCREAMING)
(SLURPING) YOU KNOW, YOU TWO COULD HELP ME.
YOU TWO COULD HELP ME. I'VE BEEN HELPING
I'VE BEEN HELPING SINCE 7:00 A.M.
NOW I'M RELAXING. HEY, POUR ME SOME MORE
LEMONADE, WOULD YA?
(SIGHS)
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! FOR MAKING ME MISS JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!
MISS JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! YEAH, WELL,
YEAH, WELL, LOOKS LIKE JOSH AND I
GOT YOU THIS TIME, DOESN'T IT?
DON'T TOUCH THE POWER SAW.
MEGAN, JUST GO GET ME
SOME MORE SCREWS
FROM THE GARAGE.
YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK. MAYBE I BETTER
GO CHECK IN TO "SAINT ILLNESS."
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, DRAKE,
COME ON UP HERE. COME ON UP HERE. I THINK WE'RE READY
TO PUT UP THE FOURTH WALL.
OH, I HATE EXERTING ENERGY.
HEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?
UH, 5:15.
UH, 5:15. ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S HURRY
AND GET THIS THING
FINISHED. AND GET THIS THING FINISHED. ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT? I AM NOT GONNA MISS A DATE I AM NOT GONNA MISS A DATE WITH TWO HOT TWINS.
WE'RE NOT, ALL RIGHT? WE'RE NOT, ALL RIGHT? WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
HERE, GRAB MY ARM.
AH, I GOTCHA.
ALL RIGHT, HOW DO WE PUT
THE FOURTH WALL UP?
WELL, EASY.
WELL, EASY. EASY, I GOT IT ALL RIGGED.
SEE, WE JUST PULL ON THIS ROPE
AND THEN IT SWINGS AND THEN IT SWINGS UP INTO PLACE,
AND THEN WE SCREW IT IN. AND THEN WE SCREW IT IN. OKAY.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
LET'S DO IT.
AND PULL!
AND PULL! PULL, DUDE, PULL, PULL, PULL!
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
WE GOT IT!
WE GOT IT!
UNH. OKAY, OKAY,
NOW YOU HOLD THE ROPE NOW YOU HOLD THE ROPE AND I'll SCREW THE WALL.
AND I'll SCREW THE WALL INTO PLACE.
INTO PLACE. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET ME GET THE OTHER SIDE. YEAH.
THERE.
SOLID. WELL, FIVE INCH TITANIUM SCREWS.
FIVE INCH TITANIUM SCREWS. EXCELLENT.
EXCELLENT. SO ARE WE DONE? SO ARE WE DONE? YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH. I JUST GOTTA GO DOWN AND GET
THE DOOR HANDLE SO WE CAN...
DRAKE? WHAT? WHERE'S THE DOOR HOLE?
WHERE'S THE DOOR HOLE? IT
GOES RIGHT THERE. IT GOES RIGHT THERE. SEE, I DREW IT
WITH A MAGIC MARKER.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CUT IT OUT WITH
THE POWER SAW.
DUDE, I'M GONNA. DUDE, I'M GONNA. OH, REALLY?
OH, REALLY? YES.
YES. SO GO GET THE POWER SAW.
OKAY, I WILL.
I SEE THE PROBLEM. OH, DO YA?! LOOK,
LOOK, HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE?!
HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE?! WELL...
WELL... MEGAN!
MEGAN! MEGAN! MEGAN!
MEGAN! MEGAN! OH, MEGAN, MEGAN, MEGAN!
CALM DOWN...
CALM DOWN... I'M BRINGING YOUR SCREWS.
NO... I NEED YOU
TO BRING ME UP THE SAW.
WHY?
WHY? 'CAUSE DRAKE FORGOT 'CAUSE DRAKE FORGOT TO CUT THE DOOR OUT.
SO WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE.
OH MY GOD,
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED.
MEGAN, JUST HAND US
UP THE SAW RIGHT NOW! (LAUGHING) NO,
(LAUGHING) NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL.
> C'MON! WE GOTTA MEET
OUR DATES IN TWO HOURS!
THEY'RE HOT TWINS!
TOO BAD.
TOO BAD. I MISSED JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
NOW YOU TWO
CAN MISS YOUR DATES.
NO TWINS FOR YOU.
MEGAN,
MEGAN, YOU BRING THAT SAW UP RIGHT NOW!
NAH.
NAH. I'M GONNA GO GET A SNOW CONE.
MEGAN!
MEGAN! MEGAN! HEY!
MEGAN! HEY! MEGAN!
MEGAN! AT LEAST BRING ME A SNOW CON!
CONE!
CONE! OH, WHATEVER.
OH, WHATEVER. MEGAN!
MEGAN! MEGAN!
OKAY, NO, OW, HEY, WOULD YOU WATCH THE HAND? OKAY, NO, PUSH.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING) OH, MAN,
OH, MAN, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE.
PUSH!
PUSH! ALL RIGHT, NOW, GO!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THIS. (GRUNTS)
FORGET IT.
FORGET IT. I CAN'T FIT THROUGH THERE.
OH, MEGAN!
OH, MEGAN! MEGAN!
MEGAN! MEGAN!
MEGAN! HEY, BOOB.
HEY, BOOB. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?!
I TOLD YOU
I WAS GOING TO GET A SNOW CONE.
OKAY, WELL, OKAY, WELL, NOW THAT YOU HAVE ONE,
CAN YOU PLEASE HAND UP CAN YOU PLEASE HAND UP THE POWER SAW
SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE?
LET ME THINK.
NO.
NO. LISTEN TO ME...
IF YOU MAKE US IF YOU MAKE US MISS OUR DATES WITH
THOSE TWO HOT IDENTICAL TWINS
I SWEAR I'll...
HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT?!
WHAT?! WE DON'T NEED THAT POWER SAW!
HOW ARE WE GONNA HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE?
WELL...
WELL... POWER SCREWDRIVER.
POWER SCREWDRIVER. WE JUST NEED TO UNSCREW
ONE OF THESE WALLS,
AND BOOM, WE ARE OUT. DO IT, BROTHAH.
OKAY.
OKAY. I JUST SET THIS BABY
TO REVERSE, AND...
(CLICKING)
(CLICKING) WHY'D IT STOP?
I DON'T KNOW.
THE SCREWDRIVER...
MEGAN! YES, CAN I HELP YOU?
YOU ARE NOT GONNA FIND A WAY OUTTA HERE. YES, I AM.
YES, I AM. THE WALLS ARE MADE
THE WALLS ARE MADE OF SOLID WOOD, OKAY,
AND THEY'RE SCREWED ON WITH TITANIUM SCREWS.
MAN, DO YOU REALIZE MAN,
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!
THERE ARE TWO THERE ARE TWO VERY HOT TWIN GIRLS
WHO JUST FINISHED WHO JUST FINISHED PUTTING ON EYE GLITTER,
AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE PREMIERE TO MEET US. I WANTED TO KISS A TWIN.
WE ALL WANNA KISS TWINS.
MAN, YOU HUNGRY? YEAH, I'M STARVED. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE NOON.
ME, EITHER.
ME, EITHER. I WISH WE HAD
SOMETHIN' TO EAT.
YEAH.
YEAH. (CHATTERING)
YOU WILL NOT EAT THAT SQUIRREL. I DON'T WANNA EAT HIM.
I
DON'T WANNA EAT HIM. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN?
I'M GONNA WRITE A NOTE
AND TIE IT TO HIS TAIL,
YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW? MAYBE SOMEBODY'LL FIND IT
AND COME GET US OUTTA HERE.
YES, 'CAUSE
YES, 'CAUSE WHEN I SEE A SQUIRREL,
THE FIRST THING I DO
IS CHECK HIS TAIL FOR MESSAGES.
LOOK, IT CAN'T HURT, LOOK, IT CAN'T HURT, ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT? OKAY, BUT LET ME ATTACH
THE NOTE TO HIM, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T TRUST YOU I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH WILDLIFE
WITH WILDLIFE AFTER WHAT YOU DID
TO THAT DOLPHIN.
I JUST WANTED A RIDE.
JUST GIVE ME THE NOTE.
FINE, HERE.
FINE, HERE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TIE IT ON WITH?
I HAVE
I HAVE MY EMERGENCY DENTAL FLOSS.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
NOW...
NOW... I'll JUST CAREFULLY ATTACH
THE NOTE TO HIS TAIL.
PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.
HEY, THERE, LITTLE FELLA.
THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT A BIT. I'M JUST GONNA WRAP THIS AROUND
YOUR LITTLE TAILY WAILY.
AAH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
BAD SQUIRREL! BAD SQUIRREL! BAD SQUIRREL!
BAD SQUIRREL! GET HIM OFF!
GET HIM OFF!
GET HIM OFF, DUDE,
GET HIM OFF!
BAD SQUIRREL! OH!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING) OH! OH! OH!
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIMPERS) OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE HURTIN',
BUT THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.
UNH!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR TWIN DATES ARE DOIN'? SITTING AT THE PREMIERE,
WONDERING WHERE WE ARE. THAT MEGAN.
THAT MEGAN. THIS TIME SHE'S GONE TOO FAR,
AND I TELL YOU WHAT,
WE ARE GONNA GET HER BACK.
NO, WE'RE NOT.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. MAN, CAN YOU HEAR
MY STOMACH RUMBLING?
YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
THIS HUNGRY. I WISH I HAD I WISH I HAD AN INSIDE OUT BURGER
RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT NOW. WOULD YOU STOP TALKING
ABOUT BURGERS, ALL RIGHT?
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I CAN ALMOST SMELL 'EM.
I KNOW.
(SNIFFING) WAIT A SEC. I-I DO SMELL BURGERS.
WAIT A SEC. I-I DO SMELL BURGERS. I-I DO SMELL BURGERS. YEAH, ME, TOO.
MEGAN! OH, HEY. WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
SHE'S GRILLING BURGERS!
WHAT?!
WHAT?! OH, SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA OH, SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE US
TORTURE US WITH THE SMELL OF FOOD WITH THE SMELL OF FOOD WHILE WE'RE STARVIN'
UP HERE?
UP HERE? PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
OKAY, THIS IS A NEW LOW,
EVEN FOR YOU.
REALLY? REALLY? 'CAUSE I THINK
IT'S A NEW HIGH FOR ME.
OOH, THIS ONE'S
READY FOR CHEESE.
HEY! HEY,
HEY! HEY, YOU FORGOT ONE THING, MEGAN.
NO.
NO. I GOT BUNS RIGHT HERE.
I MEANT I MEANT WE'RE GONNA TELL MOM AND DAD
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN HUGE TROUBLE.
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA WELL,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT 'CAUSE MOM AND DAD
WENT OUT TO HAVE
DINNER WENT OUT TO HAVE DINNER AND SEE A MOVIE
WITH THE SCHNEIDERS.
STUPID SCHNEIDERS. YEP. IF YOU WANT FOOD, YEP. IF YOU WANT FOOD, LOOKS LIKE
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEG.
NO, OKAY,
NO, OKAY, WE WILL NOT BEG FOR FOOD.
JUST GIVE ME A HAMBURGER!
OKAY.
AAH. WHAT HAPPENED? SHE HIT ME IN THE FACE
WITH A MEAT PATTY.
OH, IT'S RAW.
MM. THIS IS GROSS. YEAH, NASTY.
(DOORBELL RINGS) COMING. WHO IS IT?
IT'S CRAIG AND ERIC.
WHAT?
WHAT? HEY, WE HEARD
JOSH GOT THE SKYBUSTER 5,000
MODEL ROCKET.
MODEL ROCKET. WE GOTTA SEE IT.
AND WE WANNA SHOW HIM OURS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
(TELEPHONE
RINGS) (TELEPHONE RINGS) I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
AW, CAN WE COME IN?
NO.
NO. HELLO? HELLO? HEY, ARE DRAKE
HEY, ARE DRAKE AND JOSH THERE?
NOPE, SORRY.
NOPE, SORRY. WELL, THEY WERE SUPPOSED WELL,
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET MY SISTER AND I HERE
45 MINUTES AGO.
WELL, I'M SURE
IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU AT ALL,
THEY'D BE THERE.
(BOTH) HUH?
(BOTH) HUH? UM, ACTUALLY,
UM, ACTUALLY, DRAKE AND JOSH MOVED
TO CANADA.
TO CANADA. (BOTH) CANADA?
(BOTH) CANADA? BUT THEY FELT BAD BUT THEY FELT BAD ABOUT MISSING YOUR DATE.
SO THEY'RE SENDING SO THEY'RE SENDING ANOTHER COUPLE OF GUYS
OVER TO MEET YOU.
(BOTH) OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. DO YOU TWO WANNA SPEND YOUR SATURDAY NIGHTS
PLAYING WITH MODEL ROCKETS,
PLAYING WITH MODEL ROCKETS, OR WOULD YOU RATHER OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE ON A DATE
WITH TWO HOT GIRLS?
HOT GIRLS? HOT GIRLS? TWINS.
TWINS. TWINS?!
TWINS?! (BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH LAUGH) YEAH.
YEAH. HAVE FUN.
HAVE FUN. WAIT, WAIT!
WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?
WHAT? WHERE DO WE GO?
THE PREMIERE!
THE PREMIERE! WHOA!
WHOA! WAIT!
TIME? ALMOST 9:30. OH, MAN, I'M SO BORED!
ALMOST 9:30. OH, MAN, I'M SO BORED!
HEY, HEY, WE CAN PLAY A GAME
I LEARNED AT IMPROV COMEDY CAMP.
OH, GOD.
OH, GOD. C'MON. ALL RIGHT,
I SAY A WORD
THAT STARTS WITH "A,"
AND THEN YOU SAY A WORD
THAT STARTS WITH "B,"
AND IT JUST KEEPS ITSELF GOIN'.
IT'S FUN.
IT'S FUN. (SIGHS) OKAY, START.
OKAY, UM...
OKAY, UM... ACORN...
ACORN... BATHTUB... BATHTUB... CABLE...
CABLE... DOODLE... DOODLE... ELBOW...
ELBOW... FREEZER... FREEZER... GOOSE...
GOOSE... OKAY,
OKAY, THIS IS THE WORSE GAME EVER.
IT IS, ISN'T IT?!?!
MAN, MAN, I WONDER WHAT THE TWINS
ARE DOIN' RIGHT NOW.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING) SO THEN OUR FRIEND EDGAR SO THEN OUR FRIEND EDGAR COMES IN AND SAYS,
"HEY, I THOUGHT THIS
"WAS A CAFETERIA,
NOT A ROCKETERIA."
"NOT A ROCKETERIA." TRUE STORY.
TRUE STORY. I'M A WITNESS.
WOW, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUN!
TOTALLY.
TOTALLY. YOU MIND GETTING US
A COUPLE MORE SODAS?
OH, SURE, GLAD TO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. RUN.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! WE'RE GONNA GET
WE'RE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW.
OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW. HOW?
HOW? OKAY.
OKAY. YOU AND ME, TOGETHER, YOU AND ME, TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA THROW OURSELVES
AGAINST THAT WALL, ALL RIGHT?
WITH OUR COMBINED
WEIGHT, WITH OUR COMBINED WEIGHT, RUNNING FULL SPEED,
I THINK IT'LL BE ENOUGH
TO BREAK IT.
LET'S GO FOR IT. LET'S GO FOR IT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. GET BACK AS FAR BACK AS YOU CAN.
OKAY, CALL IT.
ONE, TWO, HIT IT!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING) YEAH, THAT'S MY SHOULDER.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. ONE, TWO, HIT IT!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
ONE MORE TIME! ABSOLUTELY! OH! OKAY,
OH! OKAY, ONE, TWO, HIT IT!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING) (BOTH) AAH!
AWFUL... >> BAD... CATASTROPHE...
DISTURBING... >> EMERGENCY... >> FIASCO...
GRIEF-STRICKEN... HOPELESS...
INCONVENIENCED... >> JACKED...
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(BELL DINGS) MMM.