[MUSIC]
OH, MAN. DRAKE AND I HAVE THIS HUGE CHEMISTRY TEST
HAVE
THIS HUGE CHEMISTRY TEST TOMORROW MORNING.
TOMORROW MORNING. ME AND JOSH
HAVE THIS INSANELY IMPORTANT
CHEMISTRY TEST TOMORROW.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] SO I'VE BEEN STUDYING
ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT
FOR A WEEK.
SO I'VE BEEN PLAYIN'
LOTSA PING-PONG.
LOTSA PING-PONG. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] OUR TEACHER, MR. ROLAND,
IS REALLY TOUGH.
I MEAN, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE EVEN ONE MINUTE LATE
TO HIS CLASS,
[RINGING]
[RINGING] COME UPSTAIRS
COME UPSTAIRS AND PLAY PING-PONG WITH ME.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] NO.
NO. ALL RIGHT, I'M STUDYING.
SO PING-PONG?
SO PING-PONG? NO.
NO. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] ANYWAY, I'VE COME UP
WITH A GREAT WAY
TO REMEMBER THE ATOMIC WEIGHT
OF THE
ELEMENTS. OF THE ELEMENTS. SEE, WHAT I DO...
[RINGING]
[RINGING] YEAH, WHAT?
YEAH, WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] DOWNSTAIRS.
DOWNSTAIRS. YOU WERE GONNA COME UP
I SAID NO SUCH THING.
SO WHAT, YOU COMIN' UP?
NO, I'M STUDYING.
OKAY. OKAY. I GET FIRST SERVE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] I MEAN, I DO PRETTY WELL
IN CHEMISTRY, YOU KNOW,
MY STRONGEST SUBJECT.
AND THIS TEST TOMORROW
COUNTS FOR A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF OUR GRADE AND...
[RINGING]
[RINGING] WILL YOU QUIT CALLING ME?
PING-PONG TIME.
PING-PONG TIME. NO.
NO. I GET THE GOOD PADDLE.
YOU GET THE BAD ONE.
BE RIGHT UP.
A SINGLE BOND IS COMPOSED OF TWO ELECTRONS;
ONE FROM EACH OF THE TWO ATOMS.
CARBON ATOMS CAN ALSO FORM DOUBLE BONDS
WHICH ALLOW YOU... DUDE, C'MON.
LET'S PLAY. NO.
ALL RIGHT, I TOLD YOU NO PING-PONG
[LAUGHTER]
WITH WHICH HAND DID YOU THINK
I WAS GONNA CATCH THAT?
[LAUGHTER]
C'MON, MAN.
YOU CAN SERVE. DUDE, THIS CHEMISTRY EXAM
COUNTS FOR 30 PERCENT
OF OUR GRADE, ALL RIGHT.
YOU MAY NOT CARE, BUT I HAVE TO GET AN "A."
I CARE. SORTA.
NOT REALLY.
ALL RIGHT. I'll PLAY JUST TO STOP YOU AND THE BATTLE BEGINS.
I'll PLAY JUST TO STOP YOU AND THE BATTLE BEGINS.
OH, MY WORTHY OPPONENT,
ARE YOU PREPARED
TO PING THE PONG? I AM PREPARED,
YOUNG SZECHWAN.
YOUNG SZECHWAN. YOUR PONG IS NO MATCH
FOR MY PING.
OH, DO YOUR WORST.
[KUNG FU SCREAMS] YOU'VE SMASHED THE WINDOW OF TRANSPARENCY.
YOU'VE SMASHED THE WINDOW OF TRANSPARENCY.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] AW, MAN.
AW, MAN. MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA KILL ME.
ALL RIGHT,
C'MON. ALL RIGHT, C'MON. LET'S FINISH THE GAME.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] I DON'T HAVE A PADDLE.
OH, THERE'S OH, THERE'S AN EXTRA ONE DOWNSTAIRS.
BE BACK IN A SEC.
LOOK, WE CANNOT BE LATE LOOK, WE CANNOT BE LATE FOR THIS TEST.
GIMME 10 SECONDS. GIMME 10 SECONDS. HERE, YOU CAN STUDY
WHILE I'M GONE. WHILE I'M GONE. BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT LEAVES US ENOUGH TIME... [LAUGHTER]
WHAT IS THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF BERYLLIUM? NINE-POINT-OH-ONE.
OF BERYLLIUM? NINE-POINT-OH-ONE. NINE-POINT-OH-ONE. [KUNG FU SCREAM]
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT ♪
♪ THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
♪ SOON YOU'LL SEE ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME ♪
♪ TO REALIZE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE ♪
♪ I'M SURE YOU'RE FINE ♪
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER ♪
♪ I'll ALWAYS BE ♪
♪ PICKING YOU UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
[MUSIC]
[WHALE SOUND] WHAT WAS THAT? HUMPBACK.
HUMPBACK. JERK.
JERK. I WASN'T CALLING YOU A NAME.
THAT WAS THE SOUND
OF A HUMPBACK WHALE.
OH.
OH. BOOB.
BOOB. YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T LIKE...
[RINGING]
[RINGING] HELLO?
HELLO? OH, HEY, KAT.
YOU ARE?
YOU ARE? YOU ARE?
YOU ARE? [WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] HEY, COULD YOU STOP THAT?
I'M TRYING TO TALK
ON THE PHONE HERE.
[WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] QUIT IT.
QUIT IT. NO, SORRY. NO, SORRY. IT'S JUST MY LITTLE SISTER
PLAYING ON HER...
[WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] I'll MEET YOU BY YOUR LOCKER
IN 15 MINUTES.
YOU KNOW, WHEN A PRETTY GIRL YOU
KNOW, WHEN A PRETTY GIRL CALLS ME IN THE MORNING
AND WANTS TO MAKE OUT AND
WANTS TO MAKE OUT BEFORE SCHOOL, IT DOESN'T HELP
WHEN YOU START BLASTING
YOUR WHALE SOUNDS.
[WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] AND YOU'RE THE WORST.
[WHALE SOUND] HEY, HEY, WHERE'S DRAKE? DO YOU THINK THIS WHALE
SOUNDS DEPRESSED? [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] WHERE'S DRAKE?
WHERE'S DRAKE? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OUR CHEMISTRY EXAM STARTS
IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR.
HE LEFT.
HE LEFT. HE LEFT?
HE LEFT? HE DID NOT LEAVE.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] HE LEFT.
HE LEFT. YEAH, I JUST SAID THAT.
HOW COULD HE JUST HOW COULD HE JUST TAKE THE CAR
TAKE THE CAR AND LEAVE ME STRANDED HERE?
HEY, WHEN DOES YOUR CARPOOL
I NEED A RIDE TO SCHOOL.
OOH, BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
WHAT?
WHAT? MY CLASS
MY CLASS IS GOING WHALE WATCHING.
[WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING
THOSE SOUNDS?
THOSE SOUNDS? [WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] YEAH, DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN'.
OKAY, 24 MINUTES
UNTIL I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
IF I TAKE MY BIKE,
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THERE...
CAN'T RIDE YOUR BIKE. CAN'T RIDE YOUR BIKE. WHY?
WHY? DRAKE RAN OVER IT LAST NIGHT.
OH, COME ON.
THAT AIN'T FAIR.
COME ON.
COME ON. ALL RIGHT, 23 MINUTES.
OKAY, 23 MINUTES.
TWENTY-THREE MINUTES
UNTIL THE EXAM STARTS. SCHOOL'S TWO
SCHOOL'S TWO IF I RUN AND THE AVERAGE SPEED
OF SEVEN AND A
HALF MILES OF SEVEN AND A HALF MILES PER HOUR...
PER HOUR... JUST GO.
JUST GO. FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
[LAUGHTER]
[BELL RINGING]
ALL RIGHT, CLASS, CLOSE YOUR BOOKS, PUT ALL MATERIALS
PUT ALL MATERIALS UNDERNEATH YOUR DESK.
UNDERNEATH YOUR DESK. DRAKE, STOP KISSING KAT.
YOUR EXAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
YOU WILL HAVE EXACTLY 55 MINUTES TO COMPLETE YOUR...
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME IN.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
MR. NICHOLS, MR. NICHOLS, YOU KNOW THE RULE.
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SEE, I WAS ABOUT TO COME IN...
I UNDERSTAND
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE LATE
TO MY CLASS,
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN MY CLASS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EXAM?
YOU WILL TAKE A MAKE-UP EXAM
NEXT SATURDAY MORNING
AT 6:00 A.M.
ONE LETTER GRADE.
OH, NO.
OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
YOU.
NO, YOU. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] WHAT?
WHAT? COME HERE.
COME HERE. COME HERE, YOU ARE...
LET'S GO. LET'S GO. MR. NICHOLS.
MR. NICHOLS. LET ME CLOSER. LET ME CLOSER. YOU WILL LEAVE
THIS CLASSROOM NOW. THIS CLASSROOM NOW. BUT I...
BUT I... NOW.
NOW. >> I JUST... I JUST... >> NOW.
NOW. NOW IF YOU WOULD JUST ALLOW ME
TO EXPLAIN.
TO EXPLAIN. AS I WAS SAYING,
YOU WILL USE
YOUR NUMBER TWO PENCIL,
NOT NUMBER THREE.
SO UNBELIEVABLY... WHY?
EVERYBODY'S QUESTIONS
DON'T ASK THEM. I WANT SILENCE IN THIS CLASS.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN.
[SHOUTING]
[SHOUTING] [MUSIC]
HEY. HEY, MEGAN. HOW WAS
HOW WAS YOUR WHALE WATCHING TRIP?
SO JANIE THREW UP
ON OUR TEACHER, WHICH I ENJOYED.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] AND LOOK WHAT I GOT
[WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] NICE.
NICE. AND LOOK,
AND LOOK, IT'S ALSO AN ENERGY DRINK.
HOW CUTE IS THAT?
VERY CUTE.
HEY, JOSH. WHAT GOES ON? JUST READING MY BOOK.
JUST READING MY BOOK. LOOK, I'M SORRY
LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING, ALL RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, BUT KAT CALLED
AND WANTED TO MAKE OUT,
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STILL MAD,
BUT YOU WON'T BE FOR LONG
'CAUSE I GOT YOU
YOUR VERY OWN SIT 'N BOUNCE.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] SIT 'N BOUNCE.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] NO, THANKS.
NO, THANKS. DOESN'T THAT KID, DOESN'T THAT KID, ROBBIE NEXT DOOR,
HAVE A SIT 'N BOUNCE HAVE A SIT 'N BOUNCE JUST LIKE THAT?
NO.
NO. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] NO.
NO. AND COME ON. AND COME ON. HAVE YOU EVER SAT
AND BOUNCED BEFORE?
YOU CAN'T BE UPSET YOU CAN'T BE UPSET WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN'
AND BOUNCIN'.
AND BOUNCIN'. [LAUGHTER]
WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE? COME ON, DUDE. I SAID I WAS SORRY.
I SAID I WAS SORRY. YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
THEN STOP BEING MAD AT ME.
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
I'M DONE.
I'M DONE. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
TO MEAN? I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING
SO WHAT,
SO WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA MOVE OUT?
NO. NO. THIS IS THE HOUSE
WHERE I LIVE IN
AND I GUESS WE'LL BE ROOMMATES
UNTIL THE DAY
I LEAVE UNTIL THE DAY I LEAVE FOR COLLEGE,
FOR COLLEGE, BUT THAT'S ALL WE'LL BE,
IS ROOMMATES.
IS ROOMMATES. I'M DONE WITH YOU.
WHOA.
WHOA. WHAT?
WHAT? YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME.
OH, COME ON. OH, COME ON. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
JOSH HAD BEEN FURIOUS WITH ME.
I MEAN, I MEAN, HE'LL POUT FOR DAY OR TWO,
AND THEN HE'LL GET OVER IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE SOUNDED PRETTY SERIOUS.
TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT? TRUST ME, ALL RIGHT? I KNOW JOSH.
AND THERE'S NO WAY AND THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA KEEP THIS GOING...
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW YOU TOOK
MY SIT 'N BOUNCE.
[MUSIC]
SO ME AND CRAIG ARE IN THE SWIMMING POOL, RIGHT, AND WE'RE HALFWAY
THROUGH A GAME OF MARCO POLO.
THIS IS SO GREAT.
I LOOK DOWN AND REALIZE
HE FORGOT TO TAKE 'EM OFF.
NO WAY.
NO WAY. OH, TRUE STORY.
YOU KNOW THAT SAME THING
HAPPENED TO ME ONCE, TOO?
I WAS AT CANOE CAMP I WAS AT CANOE CAMP AND MY BOAT BUDDY
WAS FROM INDONESIA, RIGHT?
EXCUSE ME, JOSH.
I'M HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM
WITH THE POPCORN MACHINE.
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A HAND? WELL, I'M NOT WORKING TONIGHT
SO COULD YOU ASK SOMEONE ELSE?
SURE.
SURE. YOU... THANKS FOR NOTHING.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
WHY'D HE CHUCK MY WIENER? [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] 'SUP, PEOPLE?
'SUP, PEOPLE? HI, DRAKE. HI, DRAKE. SO, JOSH, TONIGHT
I'M THINKING WE EITHER SEE
"SHE'S THE DUDE"
OR "JUST MY TRUCK."
I HEARD BOTH THOSE MOVIES
WERE AWFUL.
WERE AWFUL. YOU SEE, THE FIRST TUESDAY YOU SEE,
THE FIRST TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH, JOSH AND I
SEE THE WORST MOVIE OUT THERE.
SO WHICH ONE YOU WANNA SEE?
A LASER LIGHT SHOW DOWNTOWN. OH, YEAH.
DUDE, IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE DAYS. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
STOP BEING MAD AT ME? BEING MAD AT ME? I TOLD YOU,
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
I'M DONE WITH YOU.
JOSH.
JOSH. I MEAN IT.
NO, I WAS JUST WALKING OUT
OF THE THEATER
AND IT LANDED IN MY HAT.
AND IT LANDED IN MY HAT. NO.
NO. OH, IT'S STILL FLAT.
[LAUGHTER]
COME ON. DID YOU TAKE MY WHALE? I WAS THIRSTY.
I WAS THIRSTY. I DON'T WANT YOU DRINKING
I DON'T WANT YOU DRINKING FROM MY WHALE WITHOUT ASKING ME.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] AND HAVE YOU EVEN GOTTEN AND HAVE YOU EVEN GOTTEN OUT OF BED TODAY?
GO PLAY WITH YOUR WHALE.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] OH.
OH. I GUESS SOMEONE'S A LITTLE UPSET
HE DOESN'T HAVE
A BROTHER ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, IF JOSH DOESN'T WANT ME
IN HIS LIFE, FINE WITH ME.
IS IT?
IS IT? YES.
YES. YES. YES. AND LET ME TELL YOU
AND LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING, ALL
RIGHT? A LITTLE SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT? HE NEEDS ME
WAY MORE THAN I NEED HIM.
YOU THINK? YOU THINK? COME ON.
COME ON. WITHOUT ME, JOSH'S LIFE
WOULD TOTALLY FALL APART.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT, WHALE?
WHALE'S NOT SO SURE. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR LITTLE WHALE...
HEY, MEGAN.
HEY, MEGAN. HEY. HEY. OH, YOU KNOW
THAT CHEMISTRY EXAM
I HAD TO MAKE UP THIS MORNING?
YEAH. YEAH. ACED IT,
ACED IT, DIDN'T MISS A SINGLE QUESTION.
MR. ROLAND WAS SO IMPRESSED,
HE'S NOT GONNA EVEN KNOCK
OFF HE'S NOT GONNA EVEN KNOCK OFF A LETTER GRADE.
THAT MEANS
THAT MEANS I GOT A 100 PERCENT, BABY.
UP TOP.
UP TOP. OOH, AND YOU KNOW OOH, AND YOU KNOW THAT CUTE CHECKOUT GIRL
AT THE STOP 'N' SHOP?
ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE.
SHE'S LIKE 80 YEARS OLD.
NOT THE EXPRESS LINE. REGISTER FIVE.
REGISTER FIVE. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] AND NOW, OH.
TO PLAY ME A LITTLE RACQUETBALL
YOUR BOSS?
YOUR BOSS? YEAH. YEAH. WE'VE BEEN GETTING ALONG
A LOT BETTER LATELY.
SEE YOU, MEGS.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] LIKE HIS LIFE'S FALLING APART.
OH, YOU JUST WAIT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WITHOUT ME, JOSH'S LIFE
IS NOTHING.
IS NOTHING. [WHALE SOUND]
[WHALE SOUND] [LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
YOU ENJOY YOUR POPCORN. WOW. A SIX-DOLLAR TIP.
A SIX-DOLLAR TIP. THAT'S SO NICE.
HEY, JOSH. HEY, JOSH. YOU LEFT YOUR RASH CREAM
IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] KEEP IT.
KEEP IT. HUH?
HUH? YOU'VE HAD THAT RASH
FOR THREE YEARS.
WHY WOULD IT JUST GO AWAY
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
I'M NOT SURE.
DR. FISHBAUM SAYS DR. FISHBAUM SAYS IT COULD HAVE BEEN
STRESS RELATED.
STRESS RELATED. AH. AH. WAIT.
WAIT. WHEN DID YOU FIRST NOTICE
IT WAS GONE?
ABOUT A WEEK AGO.
SO JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOU KICKED DRAKE
YEAH.
YEAH. SO HOW SO HOW WAS YOUR RACQUETBALL GAME
WITH HELEN?
WITH HELEN? AWESOME.
AWESOME. I BEAT HER TWO GAMES
YOU BEAT HELEN?
SHE'S A PRO.
I KNOW. I KNOW. I WAS JUST ON FIRE.
FIRE.
FIRE. FIRE.
FIRE. I'M ON FIRE.
THERE'S NO FIRE.
JUST TAKE A BREATH.
IN, OUT.
IN, OUT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. HELLO, JOSH.
HELLO, JOSH. HI, DRAKE.
HI, DRAKE. WHY ARE YOU ALL SWEATY?
I'M ALL SWEATY I'M ALL SWEATY BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF GAS
AND HAD TO WALK AND HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY HERE
BECAUSE SOMEBODY FORGOT
TO FILL UP THE CAR.
IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY
YOU ALWAYS FILL UP THE CAR.
USED TO.
USED TO. WELL, GOOD.
WELL, GOOD. YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU.
I DON'T NEED YOUR GAS.
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, AND
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SEE A MOVIE RIGHT NOW
AND I DON'T
NEED AND I DON'T NEED A FREE TICKET FROM YOU
'CAUSE MOM PAID ME 10 BUCKS
TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. SO I DON'T NEED YOU
FOR ANYTHING.
FOR ANYTHING. MOVIE TICKETS HERE ARE $11.
WHAT?
WHAT? AND POPCORN AND SODA AND POPCORN AND SODA ARE GONNA COST YOU
ANOTHER SIX OR SEVEN.
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BUY A TICKET,
JUST GOING RIGHT IN.
JUST GOING RIGHT IN. CAUCASIAN, SWEATY,
WEARING A GRAY SWEATSHIRT.
SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
AND A SUBMARINE SANDWICH?
I ALWAYS THOUGHT A HOAGIE WAS A HOT SANDWICH
HOT OR COLD.
NO. NO. I THINK
I THINK IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
WHAT'S A GRINDER?
SAME THING AS A HOAGIE.
HEY. HEY. HEY, LET GO.
LET GO.
LET GO. JOSH, TELL THEM TO LET ME GO.
JOSH, JOSH, TELL HIM...
TELL THEM... LOOK,
I KNOW THIS GUY, I KNOW THIS GUY, I KNOW THIS GUY.
I KNOW THIS GUY. ASK HIM.
ASK HIM. THIS GUY A FRIEND OF YOURS?
NO, HE'S NOT.
JOSH.
JOSH. YOU'RE GONNA
YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS, JOSH.
YOU NEED ME.
SO HOAGIE AND A GRINDER;
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.
[MUSIC]
[RINGING]
STUDENTS, CLASS WILL BEGIN IN EXACTLY NINE SECONDS. I'M HERE.
IN EXACTLY NINE SECONDS. I'M HERE. I'M HERE. I'M HERE.
I'M HERE. I'M HERE. I'M HERE. YES.
YES. WITH THREE SECONDS TO SPARE.
SORRY. SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT JOSH
USED TO WAKE ME UP USED TO WAKE ME UP EVERY MORNING.
EVERY MORNING. USED TO.
USED TO. MR. PARKER, MR. PARKER, YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS
DON'T INTEREST ME. PLEASE GO TO YOUR LAB STATION.
YES, SIR.
YES, SIR. HEY, KAT. HEY, KAT. HI, DRAKE.
HI, DRAKE. IS THAT A ZIT?
HUH?
HUH? OH, NO.
OH, NO. I'VE NEVER HAD A ZIT BEFORE.
I'M DRAKE.
I'M DRAKE. I DON'T GET ZITS.
DRAKE, PLEASE.
DRAKE, PLEASE. WHY DO I HAVE A ZIT?
JUST ZIT DOWN... SIT. SIT DOWN AT YOUR LAB STATION.
MOVE. NO. ROKI IS MY NEW LAB PARTNER.
ROKI IS MY
NEW LAB PARTNER. DUDE, I'M YOUR LAB PARTNER.
I'VE BEEN YOUR LAB
PARTNER I'VE BEEN YOUR LAB PARTNER ALL YEAR.
ALL YEAR. I ASKED MR. ROLLAND
IF I COULD SWITCH.
MY NEW LAB PARTNER. I REALIZE THIS IS AWKWARD.
MY LAB PARTNER NOW?
YOU WILL WORK WITH CLAYTON.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] OH, NO.
OH, NO. CLAYTON.
CLAYTON. NERD.
NERD. HI, CLAYTON.
HI, CLAYTON. HI.
HI. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
ARE ON THE BOARD.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO MIX THIS STUFF WITH?
UHHH, YOU JUST MIX THAT STUFF WITH THIS STUFF
AND MIX IT WITH THE STUFF.
WHAT?
WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M JUST TRYING TO DO I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY EXPERIMENT
MY EXPERIMENT AND NOT HURT ANYBODY AND NOT HURT ANYBODY SO JUST MIX THAT STUFF.
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
DRAKE, YOU BETTER HURRY OR MR. ROLLAND'S GONNA GET MAD.
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
JOSH USUALLY DOES EVERYTHING
AND I JUST WATCH.
JUST TAKE
JUST TAKE THE MAGNESIUM SULPHATE...
THE MAGNESIUM SULPHATE... WAIT.
WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHAT'S HAPPENING? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. ARMS TINGLING.
ARMS TINGLING. ARMS TINGLING.
ARMS TINGLING. CHEMICAL EMERGENCY.
[ALARM] [ALARM] LET'S GET HIM
IN THE POWER SHOWER. IN THE POWER SHOWER. NO.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. WHOA.
WHOA. WHAT.
WHAT. WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU... AW.
DRAKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT IS THIS? WHOA.
WHOA. HEY.
HEY. AH.
AH. TURN IT OFF.
WHOA. WHOA. HEY.
HEY. AH.
AH. DRAKE, YOU MAY COME OUT NOW.
SIT DOWN, DRAKE.
DRAKE, SIT DOWN.
NO.
NO. DRAKE.
DRAKE. JOSH.
JOSH. LOOK, I'M SORRY. LOOK, I'M SORRY. WELL...
WELL... LOOK, LET ME FINISH OKAY.
I WAS WRONG, OKAY.
I WAS WRONG.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? BECAUSE I NEED YOU
MORE THAN YOU NEED ME.
WAY MORE THAN YOU NEED ME. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. MAN, I'M SORRY
AND I'M SORRY
AND I'M SORRY
I'M PROBABLY THE WORST BROTHER
IN THE WORLD AND
YOU KNOW YOU'RE WAY BETTER OFF
WITHOUT ME, YOU KNOW.
I JUST NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND
THAT I JUST... SORRY, JOSH.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. OH.
OH. JOSH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
TALK TO DRAKE?
NO.
NO. NO, SIR.
NO, SIR. CLASS, LET'S GET BACK
TO OUR EXPERIMENTS.
[MUSIC]
HEY, HERE'S YOUR GUITAR.
THANKS.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA ASK
WHY I TOOK YOUR GUITAR?
WHY'D YOU TAKE MY GUITAR?
I USED IT TO KILL A SPIDER.
[LAUGHTER]
OKAY, WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT? IT'S NO FUN MESSIN' WITH YOU
IT'S NO
FUN MESSIN' WITH YOU IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA FREAK OUT.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. HEY.
HEY. YEAH?
YEAH? WANNA PLAY SOME PING-PONG?
NO. NO. YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA PUT
A PADDLE IN MY HAND.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] LATER.
[KUNG FU SCREAM] WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS, YOUNG SZECHWAN.
WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS, YOUNG SZECHWAN.
YOUNG SZECHWAN. JOSH...
JOSH... YOU WILL ADDRESS ME
ONLY AS MASTER MCGOO-GOO.
[LAUGHTER]
YOUR WORDS THEY ARE STRONG, OH, BUT YOUR SKILLS ARE WEAK. YOUR FOOLISHNESS,
OH, BUT YOUR SKILLS ARE WEAK. YOUR
FOOLISHNESS, YOUR FOOLISHNESS, YOUNG SZECHWAN,
YOUNG SZECHWAN, HAS SEALED YOUR FATE.
OH, DESTINY IS MINE.
[KUNG FU SCREAM]
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO OBSESSED WITH A GAMING TABLE HE FOUND IN A DITCH
SO OBSESSED WITH A GAMING TABLE HE FOUND IN A
DITCH HE FOUND IN A DITCH BEHIND A GAS STATION.
OKAY, READY.
OKAY, READY. GO.
GO. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ONE, ZIP; ME.
DUDE, YOU'RE LOSING. DUDE,
YOU'RE LOSING. YOU GONNA HAVE TO PLAY BETTER
THAN THAT IF... THAN THAT IF... ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. HEY, JOSH.
HEY, JOSH. HEY, LEE.
HEY, LEE. DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
NO.
NO. WHITEN YOUR TEETH. WHITEN YOUR TEETH. NO.
NO. WHY?
WHY? YOU JUST LOOK REALLY GOOD.
YEAH? YEAH? UH-HUH.
UH-HUH. AND YOU KNOW
I FEEL REALLY GOOD.