IN LIFE, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO DO
THE RIGHT THING, SOMETIMES YOU JUST MESS UP.
YOU TRY TO DO THE RIGHT THING, SOMETIMES YOU JUST MESS
UP. SOMETIMES YOU JUST MESS UP. HEY, LET'S FACE IT... HALF
THE FUN OF BEING A TEENAGER IS
SCREWING STUFF UP.
LIKE THIS ONE TIME AFTER
I USED DAD'S CAR, I FORGOT TO
SET THE PARKING BRAKE.
LIKE ONE TIME, I BORROWED
DAD'S CAR AFTER JOSH USED IT. IT WAS WEIRD, 'CAUSE I WAS,
LIKE, SO SURE I SET THAT PARKING
BRAKE.
BRAKE. LUCKILY, JOSH DIDN'T KNOW
I USED THE CAR AFTER HE DID.
ANYWAY, IT ENDS UP ROLLING
DOWN OUR STREET AND CRASHES INTO OUR NEIGHBOR'S MAILBOX.
MRS. FUTCH.
MRS. FUTCH. SO THE CAR ROLLS DOWN
THE STREET AND JUST TAKES OUT
THIS OLD LADY'S MAILBOX.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
IT WAS KINDA COOL.
BUT I WENT STRAIGHT TO MOM
AND DAD AND TOLD THEM IT WAS
MY FAULT.
MY FAULT. HEY, I WOULD'VE CONFESSED,
BUT I HAD A DATE WITH SAMANTHA
BUSH THAT WEEKEND, AND I WAS NOT GONNA RISK GETTING GROUNDED.
I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO
FIX MRS. FUTCH'S MAILBOX, SO SHE
MADE ME DO CHORES TO PAY FOR IT. SAMANTHA BUSH IS SUCH A GOOD
KISSER.
KISSER. I HAD TO MOW HER LAWN AND...
OH! SHE EVEN MADE ME WASH HER
HAIR.
HAIR. SHE HAD SUCH LONG, SOFT,
BLONDE HAIR.
BLONDE HAIR. HER SCALP HAD SORES ON IT.
YEAH, I LIKE THAT SAMANTHA
BUSH.
BUSH. I HATE THAT MRS. FUTCH.
YEECH.
WHAT? WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE
MY TUNA SALAD?
NO. WHO PUTS RAISINS IN TUNA SALAD?
THE FRENCH.
WELL, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV]
YES, I'll GET IT.
HI... UHH. HI. UM, IS THIS WHERE THE PARTY IS?
UH... WH... AREN'T YOU DIANA
VOSH?
VOSH? YEAH, I AM. UM, MAYBE I HAVE
THE WRONG ADDRESS. I AM LOOKING
FOR 320 SYCAMORE TERRACE... DRAKE! DRAKE!
DRAKE! DRAKE! UGH!
UGH! WHAT?
WHAT? DOOR VOSH IS AT THE DIANA!
HUH?
HUH? UH... DIANA VOSH IS AT
THE DOOR.
THE DOOR. SUPERMODEL DIANA VOSH?
YEAH!
YEAH! [SCOFFS] NO, SHE'S NOT.
[SCOFFS] NO, SHE'S NOT. HI. UM, I'M LOOKING FOR
A PAR...
A PAR... DIANA DOORWAY'S IN OUR VOSH!
I KNOW!
I KNOW! [CLICKS]
[CLICKS] WHAT... DO... OH!
HEY.
HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
LOOK, COULD ONE OF YOU GUYS
JUST TELL ME HOW TO GET TO
SYCAMORE TERRACE?
SYCAMORE TERRACE? UH, I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW.
UM, YOU COULD COME INSIDE AND MAPTREK IT. I HAVE A LAPTOP!
SURE.
SURE. OOH!
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT I FOUND A WAY,
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN,
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND, OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'll ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP.
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, SO JUST TURN AROUND,
OOH-OOH-OOH, OOOOOOOH ♪
LOOK. DIANA VOSH IS TOUCHING MY TRACK PAD. MAN, NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE
MY TRACK PAD. MAN, NO ONE IS GOING TO
BELIEVE MAN, NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
THIS. MAN, WE GOTTA GET A PICTURE.
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD CALL. I'll.
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD CALL. I'll GO GET MY CAMERA.
OHH!
OHH! OH, DUDE, I LEFT MY CAMERA AT
SEA WORLD BY THE DOLPHIN
HABITAT.
HABITAT. WELL, THEN GO GET MEGAN'S
CAMERA.
CAMERA. NO. SHE TOLD US TO NEVER GO
IN HER ROOM, AND I AIN'T
CROSSING THAT LINE.
DUDE, SHE'S SLEEPING OVER AT
JANIE'S HOUSE, AND THERE'S
A SUPERMODEL RIGHT THERE. NOW,
GO GET MEGAN'S CAMERA.
OK. JUST MAKE SURE DIANA
DOESN'T LEAVE.
DOESN'T LEAVE. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS]
[SHUDDERS]
[SHUDDERS] OH, CAMERA, CAMERA, CAMERA,
CAMERA, CAMERA,
CAMERA.
CAMERA, CAMERA. HI, HERVAY.
HI, HERVAY. CAMERA, CAMERA, CAMERA, CAMERA,
CAMERA, CAMERA, CAMERA.
CAMERA, CAMERA. CAMERA!
CAMERA! COME ON, YOU CAN HANG OUT
A COUPLE MORE MINUTES.
I KNOW, BUT I'D REALLY RATHER
LEAVE. LEAVE. BUT LOOK, IF YOU WOULD JUST
WAIT ONE SECOND, I COULD...
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! UH, SORRY.
UH, SORRY. UH, WE WERE JUST WONDERING IF
MAYBE WE COULD GET A PICTURE
WITH YOU.
WITH YOU. SURE.
SURE. GREAT! GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
OK, DRAKE, YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF
ME AND DIANA.
OK.
OK. OK, NOW YOU TAKE ONE OF US.
RIGHT.
RIGHT. GREAT. NOW, DIANA, YOU TAKE
ONE OF US.
OK.
OK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE NEED A PICTURE FOR OUR
HOLIDAY CARD. SMILE!
OH!
OH! OK, GUYS, I REALLY GOTTA GET
GOING NOW.
GOING NOW. WAIT, ONE SEC, OK? I KNOW
THIS MIGHT SOUND KIND OF PUSHY,
BUT, YOU SEE, I HAVE KISSED
A LOT OF GIRLS IN MY DAY, BUT,
YOU SEE, I'VE NEVER KISSED A
S... YOU SEE, I'VE NEVER KISSED A S... BUT YOU'VE NEVER KISSED
A SUPERMODEL.
A SUPERMODEL. RIGHT. AND I REALLY WANT TO.
YEAH, I HEAR THAT A LOT.
HOW WAS THAT?
SUPER.
SUPER. NOW, PUT MEGAN'S CAMERA BACK
WHERE YOU FOUND IT.
BEING IN HER ROOM CREEPS ME OUT.
YEAH, ME TOO.
OHH! LOOK AT MEGAN'S HAMSTER!
OH, HE'S WASHING HIS LITTLE
FACE! FACE! LOOK, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF
HERE.
HERE. OH, JUST WAIT, THIS IS TOO
CUTE. I GOTTA GET
A PICTURE CUTE. I GOTTA GET A PICTURE OF HIM.
OF HIM. HURRY.
HURRY. OK. SMILE, HERVAY!
OK. SMILE, HERVAY! AWW, HE'S PLAYING DEAD.
I THINK HE REALLY IS DEAD.
OHH. THAT HAMSTER CANNOT BE DEAD. IF THAT HAMSTER'S DEAD,
WE'RE DEAD, BECAUSE MEGAN IS
GONNA KILL US.
OH, WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT?
I DON'T KNOW. YOU WATCH OR.
FIX HIM!
FIX HIM! OK, OK. UM... ALL RIGHT.
I NEED A C.B.C., A CHEM-7,
CHEST FILM...
CHEST FILM... OH, JUST GIVE HIM C.P.R.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
OH, STAY WITH ME, BUDDY. STAY
WITH ME! OK.
[GASPS]
[GASPS] [BLOWING]
[BLOWING] ONE, ONE-THOUSAND, TWO,
ONE-THOUSAND, THREE,
ONE-THOUSAND, THREE, ONE-THOUSAND. BREATHE!
ONE-THOUSAND. BREATHE! [BLOWING]
[BLOWING] [WHIMPERS]
[WHIMPERS] THAT... THAT'S IT.
10:22. I'M CALLING IT.
NO!
NO! [BLOWING]
[BLOWING] [GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING] HE'S GONE!
HE'S GONE! NO!
NO! JOSH, MEGAN IS GOING TO KILL US!
NO... UH... LOOK, MAYBE SHE
WON'T. MAYBE SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
THINK ABOUT IT. MEGAN DOES
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE THINGS TO US EVERY DAY FOR NO REASON.
NOW, SHE HAS A REASON.
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! WH... [MUTTERING]
WH... [MUTTERING] [CAR DOOR SHUTS]
WAS THAT A CAR DOOR? [HORN HONKS]
[HORN HONKS] YEAH, IT WAS MEGAN. SHE JUST
GOT DROPPED OFF. GOT DROPPED OFF. OH, HIT THE MUSIC.
RIGHT.
RIGHT. [STAMMERING]
[STAMMERING] OTHER WAY!
OTHER WAY! [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] HELLO.
HELLO. HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
[CHUCKLES] WE JUST PREPARED
A LITTLE WELCOME-HOME LUNCH,
FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE FOODS. YEP. NOTHING PUTS YOU IN
A GOOD MOOD LIKE A PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH BUFFET.
[MUSIC STOPS]
[MUSIC STOPS] OK. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UP,
AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW.
OH, OK, MEGAN. SIT DOWN.
OH, OK, MEGAN. SIT DOWN. [SPUTTERS]
[SPUTTERS] A-HEH. MEGAN...
A-HEH. MEGAN... YOU SEE, WE KINDA BORROWED YOUR
DIGITAL
CAMERA. DIGITAL CAMERA. YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM?!
UH, YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE, BUDDY.
HERE, BUDDY. THANK YOU, DRAKE. UM... MEGAN,
WE TOOK A PICTURE OF YOUR
HAMSTER. HAMSTER. HERVAY?
HERVAY? YEAH. I GUESS, LIKE,
THE FLASH STUNNED HIS LITTLE
NERVOUS SYSTEM, AND... JUST...
HERVAY... PASSED.
HERVAY... PASSED. WAIT. HERVAY IS DEAD?
[YELPS]
[YELPS] [INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT] GUYS, IT'S OK.
I'M NOT MAD.
YOU'RE NOT MAD.
NO. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU
MEANT TO HURT HIM. IT WAS JUST
LIKE A FREAK THING, RIGHT?
YES. YES. EXACTLY.
EXACTLY. FREAK THING.
FREAK THING. [BLUBBERS] CRAZY!
[BLUBBERS] CRAZY! WELL, I GUESS I'll GO SAY.
WELL, I GUESS I'll GO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIM. THANKS FOR.
GOOD-BYE TO HIM. THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW.
IT WORKED.
IT WORKED. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED.
YEAH. I...
YEAH. I... I GUESS SHE JUST RESPONDED TO
OUR HONESTY AND THE MATURE WAY
WE HANDLED THIS.
YEAH. HUH.
YEAH. HUH. UNLESS IT'S A SET-UP.
IT'S NOT A SET-UP, OK? YOU'RE
JUST BEING PARANOID.
AM I? JOSH, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT MEGAN. I MEAN, THIS IS THE LITTLE GIRL WHO CUT
THE BRAKE LINES ON YOUR BIKE
BECAUSE YOU SCRATCHED HER YO-YO.
NOW, YOU THINK SHE'S JUST GONNA
LET US OFF THE HOOK AFTER WE
KILLED HER RARE CUBAN HAMSTER? YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE JUST WANTS US TO LET OUR
GUARD DOWN SO SHE CAN...
WELL, SO SHE CAN WHAT?
OH, I DON'T KNOW! BUT IT COULD HAPPEN ANYWHERE, ANY TIME.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?
[BOTH RETCHING]
[BOTH RETCHING] JOSH, WILL YOU STOP PACKING?
NO, I WILL CONTINUE PACKING.
DUDE...
DUDE... WE KILLED MEGAN'S HAMSTER.
SHE'S GONNA HURT US, AND I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THE PAIN.
WELL, WHERE YOU GONNA GO?
UTAH.
UTAH. AND WHY UTAH?
'CAUSE NOTHING BAD EVER
HAPPENS IN UTAH.
LOOK, COME HERE.
LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS BAD, ALL
RIGHT, BUT WE JUST HAVE TO STAY
ONE STEP AHEAD OF HER.
HOW?
HOW? WELL, YOU'RE GONNA CLIMB UP WELL, YOU'RE
GONNA CLIMB UP THAT LADDER, SQUEEZE INTO
THE CRAWL SPACE, AND LOOK THE
CRAWL SPACE, AND LOOK THROUGH MEGAN'S AIR CONDITIONING
VENT TO SEE WHAT SHE'S UP TO.
WHY DO I HAVE TO GO UP THERE? BECAUSE I HAVE TO WATCH
THE LADDER.
THE LADDER. RIGHT.
RIGHT. WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE... OH, I'll.
WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE... OH, I'll DO IT.
DO IT. GOOD.
GOOD. ALL RIGHT, HERE. WE CAN TALK
OVER THE WALKIES, ALL
RIGHT? OVER THE WALKIES, ALL RIGHT? NOW GET UP THERE.
OK.
OK. RIGHT. HOLD TIGHT. STEADY.
GOT IT?
GOT IT? [METAL BUCKLES]
[METAL BUCKLES] [OVER WALKIE] OK. I'M UP
HERE, OVER.
HERE, OVER. COPY THAT. OK, NOW LISTEN,
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU...
Audrey: DRAKE! JOSH! DINNER!
OOH, FOOD!
OOH, FOOD! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S TOO DARK
UP HERE. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
I'M COMING BACK DOWN.
THERE'S MY GOOD LADDER.
THERE'S MY GOOD LADDER. OK. HERE I COME.
AHH!
AHH! OVER.
OVER. WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
CHILI.
CHILI. AWESOME.
AWESOME. WHAT?
WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HOLD
THE LADDER.
THE LADDER. YEAH, WELL, WE ALL THINK
THINGS.
THINGS. OK, BOYS. ENJOY.
YOU AND DAD AREN'T GONNA EAT
WITH US.
WITH US. OH, NO. YOUR DAD AND I ARE
GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH YOUR
AUNT LIBBY.
AUNT LIBBY. THIS IS GOOD CHILI.
MMM. YES, THIS IS GOOD CHILI.
WAY TO COOK IT UP, MAMA.
NO, NOT ME. MEGAN MADE IT.
LATER.
LATER. MEGAN MADE THIS?
OH, MY GOD.
[BOTH SPIT]
[BOTH SPIT] [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] AHH!
AHH! AHH!
AHH! WHAT TIME IS IT?
[YAWNS] ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
OH, I'M GONNA GET TO SLEEP. WAIT.
WAIT. WE CAN'T GO TO SLEEP TOGETHER.
MEGAN COULD SNEAK IN HERE AND
SUPER GLUE OUR BUTTS TOGETHER.
WAIT, DO YOU MEAN, LIKE, YOUR BUTT TO MY BUTT, OR OUR
INDIVIDUAL BUTTS...
INDIVIDUAL BUTTS... DOES IT MATTER?
WELL, LOOK, MAN, WE GOTTA
SLEEP.
SLEEP. OK. LET'S TAKE TURNS, THEN.
YOU TAKE THE FIRST WATCH WHILE
I SLEEP, AND THEN WAKE ME UP
AROUND 3 A.M. AND I'll WATCH YOU.
AROUND 3 A.M. AND I'll WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.
OK.
OK. OK.
OK. NOW, KEEP YOUR EYES ON
THE DOOR.
THE DOOR. RIGHT. ON THE DOOR.
NIGHT.
NIGHT. NIGHT.
NIGHT. AND LISTEN, DUDE.
IF AT ALL DURING THE NIGHT YOU
GET TIRED OR WHATEVER, JUST WAKE
ME...
ME... [SNORING]
[SNORING] DUDE!
DUDE! WHAT?!
WHAT?! ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN'T BE
TRUSTED. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH
GONNA HAVE TO STAY UP.
WELL, THEN, WE'D BETTER START
DRINKING SOME MOUNTAIN FIZZ. WHY BACK TO BACK?
SHE COULD COME IN THROUGH
THE WINDOW.
THE WINDOW. OH, RIGHT. GOOD CALL.
FIZZ ME.
FIZZ ME. SO, SERIOUSLY, DUDE, DID YOU
MEAN, LIKE, YOUR
BUTT TO MY MEAN, LIKE, YOUR BUTT TO MY BUTT, OR...
BUTT, OR... WATCH THE WINDOW.
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
[INDISTINCT TALKING] SIR?
SIR? [SNORES]
[SNORES] HEY.
HEY. HI, CAN I HELP YOU?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT
I WANTED... LARGE POPCORN, MEDIUM
ROOT BEER.
ROOT BEER. SORRY. I-I DIDN'T GET ANY
SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I'll GET YOUR.
SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I'll GET YOUR STUFF.
STUFF. [YAWNS]
[YAWNS] ENJOY YOUR MOVIE.
YOU JUST SPRAYED SODA ALL
OVER MY... OH, WHAT DOES IT
MATTER?
MATTER? HEY.
HEY. HEY, HEY. HEY, WAIT, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
OH, TAKING A SHOWER IN
THE REST ROOM.
HOW COULD YOU TAKE A SHOWER
HERE? HERE? I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A SHOWER
AT HOME WITH MEGAN THERE. YOU'VE
SEEN MOVIES. I CLOSE MY EYES TO
SHAMPOO, AND END UP WITH A FORK IN MY NECK.
WAIT, WE DON'T HAVE A SHOWER
HERE.
HERE. I KNOW. YOU'RE OUT OF BABY
WIPES.
WIPES. HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS. [BOTH STAMMER]
[BOTH STAMMER] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU 2? AND
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 2 DAYS?
Y-YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW
THINGS.
THINGS. YEAH, JUST LEAVE US ALONE.
WHATEVER. FREAKS.
WHATEVER. FREAKS. YEECH!
YEECH! WHAT DO YOU THINK MEGAN WAS
DOING HERE?
DOING HERE? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I BET SHE
IS UP TO SOMETHING.
MAN, IF SHE'S GONNA GET US,
I WISH SHE WOULD JUST GET US
ALREADY. I-I CAN'T TAKE
THE STRESS.
THE STRESS. HI.
HI. [BOTH SHOUT]
[BOTH SHOUT] UM, WE'RE FROM OUT OF TOWN,
AND MY FRIEND AND I WERE
WONDERING IF YOU GUYS WANT TO
HOOK UP TONIGHT, MAYBE GET SOME DINNER?
DINNER? YEAH, WHAT, DID MEGAN PAY YOU
TO TAKE US SOMEWHERE?
YEAH, SOMEWHERE WHERE OUR
SCREAMS CAN'T BE HEARD?
WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D
ALL GET WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D ALL GET SOME TACOS.
SOME TACOS. OH, YEAH. REVENGE TACOS.
YEAH, NICE TRY, SKUNKBAGS.
[MUTTERING]
[MUTTERING] OH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,
HUH?
HUH? UHH... I THINK MEGAN GOT THEM
ALL IN ON IT, TOO.
OH, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
[STUTTERING]
[STUTTERING] [SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS] I LIKE TACOS.
I LIKE TACOS. NO, NO, NO, 'CAUSE 2 GIRLS
LIKE THAT DON'T JUST WALK UP AND
ASK YOU TO TACOS.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY...
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH SCREAM] HI. HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR
ROOM? ROOM? MOM SAID SHE'D GIVE ME EXTRA
MONEY IF I STRAIGHTENED UP
AROUND THE HOUSE. SO I CLEANED YOUR ROOM. LATER.
WHOA!
WHOA! SHE DID SOMETHING TO OUR
ROOM.
ROOM. I KNOW. I MEAN, SHE COULD'VE
SABOTAGED ANYTHING.
SABOTAGED ANYTHING. WE GOTTA CHECK EVERYWHERE.
OOF!
OOF! AHH!
AHH! [DINGS] [DINGS] AHH!
AHH! WHOA!
WHOA! AHH!
AHH! AHH!
AHH! DID YOU FIND ANYTHING? DID YOU FIND ANYTHING? NO. DID YOU?
NO, AND... AND I CAN'T...
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, DRAKE,
OK? I-I HAVEN'T SLEPT, I CAN'T
EAT, AND... AND MY RASH IS BACK.
IT'S BACK, AND I CAN'T REACH IT!
LOOK, JOSH, JOSH. CALM DOWN,
OK? STOP. LOOK, JUST BREATHE, ALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW...
WHY DON'T YOU LAY DOWN AND TAKE
A NAP ON THE COUCH, OK?
YEAH. HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TAKE A NAP.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TAKE A NAP. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
A NAP, DRAKE?
'CAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
YOU'RE IN ON THIS WITH MEGAN,
AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? JOSH!
JOSH! YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS! YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS! YOU'RE INSANE.
YOU'RE INSANE. CAHOOTER!
CAHOOTER! WHY WOULD I BE IN CAHOOTS
WITH MEGAN?
WITH MEGAN? 'CAUSE, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
TOLD HER THAT I TOOK THE PICTURE
THAT KILLED HERVAY TO SAVE YOUR OWN BUTT.
OWN BUTT. OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH? YEAH.
YEAH. WELL, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE WELL, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT IN CAHOOTS WITH MEGAN
AGAINST ME? AGAINST ME? OH, COME ON.
OH, YEAH, SURE. YOU PROBABLY
TOLD MEGAN IT WAS MY IDEA TO
BORROW THE CAMERA IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND NOW YOU 2 ARE
SCHEMING IT UP REAL NICE, AREN'T
YOU?
YOU? OW!
OW! UH-HUH!
UH-HUH! OW!
OW! [BOTH SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]
GET OFF OF ME!
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT] SPANKING IT UP! OH!
ALL RIGHT. HEY!
[BOTH YELLING]
[BOTH YELLING] AHH!
AHH! AHH!
AHH! OK. THAT'S IT, MEGAN. WE
CAN'T... WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA GET US,
PLEASE, JUST GET US ALREADY.
I ALREADY GOT YOU.
Both: HUH?
Both: HUH? YEP. I SAT BACK QUIETLY ALL.
YEP. I SAT BACK QUIETLY ALL WEEK LONG, WATCHING, WHILE
THE 2 OF YOU WERE SLOWLY EATEN ALIVE BY YOUR OWN FEAR. AND
THAT'S THE BEST REVENGE THERE
IS.
IS. I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME FRUIT.
[PANTING]
[PANTING] SHE GOT US...
BY NOT GETTING US.
GENIUS.
GENIUS. [BEEPS]
[BEEPS] [BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH SCREAM] OK, THAT WAS GOOD REVENGE,
TOO.
TOO. AND BY THE WAY... YOU DIDN'T KILL
HERVAY. THE CAMERA FLASH JUST
STUNNED HIM. HE'S FINE. SEE?
[SQUEAKS]
Both: MEGAN!
UM... YOU KNOW... I, TOO, HAVE NEVER KISSED
I, TOO, HAVE NEVER KISSED A SUPERMODEL.
A SUPERMODEL. AWW.
AWW. WELL, BYE.
WELL, BYE. AHH, SHE'LL COME BACK.
YOU THINK?
YOU THINK? NO.
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