I TELL YOU.
MY LITTLE SISTER, MEGAN, SHE'S REALLY
STARTING TO GROW UP.
AH, LITTLE MEGAN.
SHE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE.
I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS JUST
NINE YEARS OLD.
I REMEMBER BACK ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO.
THE STUNTS SHE PULLED WERE SO CHILDISH.
HER PRANKS JUST USED TO BE SO SIMPLE.
LIKE THE TIME SHE RUBBED MY CLEAN UNDERWEAR
WITH BACON FAT.
LIKE THE TIME SHE BUTTERED THE STAIRS,
YOU KNOW, SO I'D SLIP AND FALL
AND HURT MYSELF.
THEN SHE GOT A LITTLE OLDER
AND HER PRANKS GOT MORE CLEVER.
AND THEN HER PRANKS GOT MORE SOPHISTICATED.
LIKE WHEN I WAS IN A HOT TUB
AND SHE PUT TWO BABY SHARKS IN THE WATER.
LIKE WHEN SHE TOLD THE POLICE
I BURIED JOSH IN THE BACKYARD.
AH, MEGAN.
OH, MEGAN.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, A MANICURE AND A PEDICURE. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
A MANICURE AND A PEDICURE. OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT FOR MY WIFE.
IT'S FOR ME.
[LAUGHTER]
MA'AM, I... YOU KNOW, LOTS OF MEN GET...
MA'AM?
I CAN'T GET THIS STUPID JAR OPEN.
JUST TAP THE LID WITH A KNIFE.
THANKS FOR THE TIP, DAD.
JOSH. HEY, WATCH OUT.
OH.
ARE YOU OKAY? I'M FINE.
OH, MAN, YOU GOT BROKEN GLASS IN YOUR ARM.
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
CHECK OUT THIS NEW TOY.
CLACKERS. WHAT ARE CLACKERS? THE HOTTEST TOY
THE HOTTEST TOY IN THE NETHERLANDS.
WATCH THE BALLS.
AND NOW, RAPID CLACKING.
I WANNA TRY.
HERE, HERE.
HERE, HERE. I GOT YOU A PAIR.
SWEET.
SWEET. ALL RIGHT, READY?
NOW DO WHAT I DO.
YEAH.
YEAH. AND NOW, PUNCH IT.
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
I LOVE THESE. I LOVE THESE. I KNOW.
I KNOW. HEY, LET'S GO CLACK
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH. YEAH, THAT'D BE AWESOME.
OKAY.
OKAY. WHAT DON'T I MEET YOU BY THE...
BYE.
BYE. WHO WERE YOU WHO WERE YOU ON THE PHONE WITH?
ON THE PHONE WITH? I WASN'T ON THE PHONE. I WASN'T ON THE PHONE. YEAH, YOU WERE.
WE SAW YOU. WE SAW YOU. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
YEAH, WE DID. YEAH, WE DID. WE WERE STANDING RIGHT HERE.
COMING, MOM.
COMING, MOM. MOM'S NOT EVEN HOME.
YOU'RE NOT HOME.
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT ♪
♪ THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME ♪
♪ TO REALIZE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE ♪
♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
♪ I ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
♪ OOH ♪
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
I CAN HEAR IT ALL THE WAY...
ARE THOSE CLACKERS?
YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM?
YEAH, I READ ONLINE
THEY'RE THE HOTTEST TOYS IN THE NETHERLANDS.
YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
COULD I PLAY WITH THEM COULD I PLAY WITH THEM FOR A WHILE?
SURE, CLACK IT UP.
THANKS.
THANKS. HEY, MEGAN,
HEY, MEGAN, WANNA WATCH ME CLACK?
NO, WALTER.
NO, WALTER. OKAY, STAND HERE.
YOU HERE.
YOU HERE. I HOPE THAT'S NOT ELASTIC
I'M MEASURING.
I'M MEASURING. WHAT ARE YOU... MEG...
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
GOING TO A CONCERT
AT THE MEGA-DOME. WHY?
WHY? BECAUSE WE BOUGHT TICKETS.
NOT YOU.
NOT YOU. WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT WE'RE DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?
I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
BUT YOU JUST ASKED US.
OR MAYBE
OR MAYBE YOU JUST ASKED YOURSELF.
YEAH, THINK ABOUT THAT.
OKAY, I WANNA KNOW WHAT HER DEAL IS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
YEAH, FIRST YEAH, FIRST SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE,
PRETENDS TO NOT BE
TALKING PRETENDS TO NOT BE TALKING TO ANYBODY.
TO ANYBODY. YEAH,
YEAH, AND SHE MEASURES OUR NECKS
AND ASKS OF OUR SOCIAL PLANS.
WAIT. WAIT. SHE SAID
SHE SAID WE ASKED OURSELVES ABOUT THAT.
REALLY,
REALLY, YOU'RE NOT A SMART BOY.
WHATEVER, ALL RIGHT?
ALL I KNOW ALL I KNOW IS WHEN MEGAN SNEAKS AROUND
BADNESS IS A-COMIN'.
A-COMIN'?
A-COMIN'? WE NEED TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH HER.
YEAH,
YEAH, WELL, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
OH, I HURT MYSELF IN THE FACE.
[MUSIC] [BELL RINGING]
WHICH LOCKER DO YOU THINK IS MEGAN'S? GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
GEE, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THE ONE
MAYBE IT'S THE ONE SHE'S STANDIN' IN FRONT OF
AND PUTTING BOOKS INTO.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
YOUR SARCASM HURTS.
OKAY. OKAY, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET CLOSE ENOUGH
IF WE CAN
GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO HEAR WHAT SHE'S TALKIN' ABOUT
TO HEAR WHAT SHE'S TALKIN' ABOUT WITH HER FRIEND.
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. SHH.
SHH. YEAH, GO AWAY.
YO, JERKS, SEE THIS?
I'M THE HALL MONITOR.
NOW, SHOW ME YOUR VISITORS' PASSES.
WE DON'T NEED
ANY VISITORS' PASSES.
YEAH. YEAH. WE HAPPEN TO GO
TO THIS SCHOOL.
YOU GO TO THE UPPER SCHOOL.
THIS IS THE LOWER SCHOOL.
MAY I PLEASE SEE
YOUR VISITORS' PASSES?
WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
THEN GET OUT OF MY HALL. [LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] OH, OH, OH, OH,
HE'S GETTIN' ALL MAD.
OH, WHO'S
OH, WHO'S AN ANGRY LITTLE HALL MONITOR?
THIS GUY.
THIS GUY. YEAH. YEAH. YOU TWO
YOU TWO JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
OF YOUR LIVES.
OH. ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S SEE WHAT MEGAN'S UP TO.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S SEE WHAT MEGAN'S UP
TO. LET'S SEE WHAT MEGAN'S UP TO. ROGER THAT.
ROGER THAT. NO WAY.
NO WAY. I SWEAR. I SWEAR. WHEN?
WHEN? SATURDAY NIGHT.
SATURDAY NIGHT. AND YOU'RE SURE NOBODY KNOWS?
WELL, DRAKE
AND JOSH WELL, DRAKE AND JOSH ALMOST HEARD ME
WHEN I WAS TALKIN' TO HIM WHEN I WAS TALKIN' TO HIM ON MY CELL,
BUT THEY'RE WAY TOO STUPID
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
SO WHERE YOU GONNA MEET HIM?
THE PREMIERE. THE PREMIERE. AND HE'S GONNA BRING YOU
THE STUFF? THE STUFF? OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH. [BELL RINGING]
[BELL RINGING] COME ON.
COME ON. WE'D BETTER GET TO ALGEBRA.
HEY, I HEARD THAT THING
ON MR. BARKER'S NOSE GREW BACK.
AWESOME.
AWESOME. GO GET TO CLASS.
LEARN, LEARN.
MAN, WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'S MEETING AT THE PREMIERE SATURDAY NIGHT?
SATURDAY
NIGHT? I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. AND SHE SAID
HE'S BRINGIN' THE STUFF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHAT DO YOU THINK THE STUFF IS?
WHO KNOWS? WHO KNOWS? POISON?
POISON? EXPLOSIVES?
EXPLOSIVES? EXPLOSIVE POISON?
EXPLOSIVE POISON? MAN, I CANNOT STAND MAN, I CANNOT STAND NOT KNOWIN'.
NOT KNOWIN'. MAN, HOW WE GONNA FIND OUT?
OKAY, LOOK.
OKAY, LOOK. WE'RE GONNA BLOW OFF THE CONCERT
SATURDAY NIGHT SATURDAY NIGHT AND FOLLOW MEGAN
TO THE PREMIERE.
SHE'LL SEE US. SHE'LL SEE US. HEY,
HEY, NOT IF WE'RE WEARING DISGUISES.
INTERESTING.
INTERESTING. YEAH.
YEAH. THAT'S THEM.
THAT'S THEM. HE BROUGHT BACKUP.
HE'S JUST A LITTLE BOY.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE.
NO NEED TO...
RUBBER BANDS.
RUBBER BANDS. OW. OW. OW.
OW. HEY... OW.
HEY... OW. OH. WHOA, DUDE.
[MUSIC]
OKAY. ALL I'M SAYIN' IS THE NEXT TIME WE NEED DISGUISES,
I'M GETTIN' THEM.
I TOLD YOU,
THE COSTUME SHOP WAS CLOSED.
THE TEMPLE WAS OPEN.
AND THESE ARE GOOD DISGUISES.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT ACCENT TO TALK WITH.
DOESN'T MATTER.
DOESN'T MATTER. JUST SOUND FOREIGN.
CAN I HELP YOU GENTLEMEN FIND SOMETHIN'?
FIND SOMETHIN'? TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA, TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA, LASS.
LASS. HOW ARE YA? HOW ARE YA? JUST HERE
JUST HERE TO SEE A PICTURE SHOW, YOU KNOW?
POTATO?
POTATO? COME ALONG, PONTIAC.
YES, LET'S GO
OBSERVE THE MULBERRY BUSH.
OH, PIP, PIP,
DA DOODLEY DO.
PIP PIP DA DOODLEY DO.
I'M GONNA START SAYIN' THAT.
HEY. HEY. I JUST SAW MEGAN
GO INTO THE MOVIE THEATER.
LET'S GO.
LET'S GO. TICKETS PLEASE.
TICKETS PLEASE. OH, WE DON'T HAVE TICKETS.
OH, WE MUST BE CATCHIN' OH, WE MUST BE CATCHIN' OUR MOVIE.
OUR MOVIE. LOVE THE PREVIEWS.
OH, DOODLEY-DO.
SEE MEGAN ANYWHERE? NO. OH, WAIT.
OH, WAIT. THERE SHE IS.
THERE SHE IS. OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH. THAT GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
HE SELLS EXPLOSIVES.
OH, MEGAN'S ON A DATE?
A DATE?
A DATE? MEGAN'S ON A DATE?
HOLY SHALALEE.
HOLY SHALALEE. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S SIT DOWN.
OH, HEY.
OH, HEY. DID YOU BRING THE STUFF?
YEAH, HERE'S THE CANDY
ALL THE WAY FROM JAPAN. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. IT'S SO GOOD.
HOW'D YOU GET THIS?
I KNOW A GUY.
LISTEN,
LISTEN, I GOT YOU SOMETHING, TOO.
OH, HEY. COOL NECKLACE. THANKS.
THANKS. I HOPE
I HOPE I GOT YOU THE RIGHT SIZE.
I MEASURED MY BROTHERS' NECKS
AND THEN SUBTRACTED TWO INCHES.
PERFECT.
PERFECT. COOL.
COOL. HEY, I'M GONNA RUN HEY, I'M GONNA RUN TO THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK
BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS.
YEAH.
YEAH. I'll KEEP YOUR SEAT WARM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MEGAN HAS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
MEGAN HAS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND. YEAH, I DON'T
KNOW YEAH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.
OH, COME ON. OH, COME ON. COME ON, THEY'RE 13.
THEY'RE JUST HAVING...
WHAT IS HE DOING? BREATH SPRAY?
BREATH SPRAY? LIP BALM.
LIP BALM. HE'S GONNA TRY
TO KISS MEGAN.
SHHH.
SHHH. PIP PIP YOUR DOODLEY-DO.
MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT LITTLE PUNK IS GONNA TRY TO PUT THE MOVES ON MEGAN.
SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR KISSING.
COME ON.
COME ON. PARDON ME THERE. PARDON ME THERE. OH, EXCUSE.
OH, EXCUSE. OH, YES.
OH, YES. OH, YES.
OH, YES. DOES THAT COVER THE MEDIUM?
WHAT ARE YOU GAWKING AT? MIND YOUR PEEPERS.
HEY, I MISS ANYTHING? NAH, THE MOVIE IS JUST STARTING.
IS JUST STARTING. HOW WAS THE BATHROOM?
NICE, CLEAN.
NICE, CLEAN. JUST LIKE YOU.
OH, COREY.
OH, COREY. [GRUMBLING]
OH, MIGHT I BE HAVING A BITE OF YOUR POPCORN THERE? AYE,
AYE, GIVE US YOUR CORN, LAD.
IT'S LOW IN CARBS.
HEY, MAN,
HEY, MAN, GET YOUR OWN POPCORN.
OH, DO YOU MIND
IF I SIT CLOSER TO THE SCREEN
THERE, LADDY? THERE, LADDY? LET ME HELP YOU OUT
WITH THAT. WITH THAT. OH, REAL.
OH, REAL. THAT'S COMFORTABLE THERE.
THAT'S THEM, THOSE TWO MEN FROM IRELAND. STOP THE FILM.
STOP THE FILM. HORATIO, STOP THE FILM.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
THESE TWO FREAKS JUST TRIED TO STEAL MY POPCORN
AND THEN SAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND.
WELL, SHE'S TOO YOUNG
TO BE HAVING A BOYFRIEND.
SHE'S JUST A WEE LASS. WEE.
WEE. WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU BOOBS WHAT ARE YOU BOOBS DOING HERE?
DOING HERE? WHO ARE THEY?
MY IDIOT BROTHERS.
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOUR IDIOT BROTHERS WERE HERE.
YEAH, THIS
HOOLIGAN YEAH, THIS HOOLIGAN WAS ABOUT TO KISS YOU
RIGHT ON THE MOUTH RIGHT
ON THE MOUTH AND I DON'T HAVE TO BE TALKING
IN THIS ACCENT ANYMORE, DO I?
WAIT.
WAIT. SO DRAKE AND JOSH JUST MADE UP
PIP PIP DA DOODLEY DO?
YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE DISAPPOINTED. OF COURSE,
OF COURSE, HE WAS TRYING TO KISS ME.
THAT'S THE POINT.
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN WEEKS; EXCLUSIVELY.
MAYBE SEVEN WEEKS IS ENOUGH.
HUH? HUH? LOOK, I'M SORRY
BUT I DON'T THINK BUT I DON'T THINK I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
WHO COMES FROM SOME KIND OF
FREAKISH FAMILY.
FREAKISH FAMILY. MY FAMILY'S NOT FREAKISH,
JUST MY BROTHERS
AND MY DAD A LITTLE BIT. LOOK, WHATEVER.
LOOK, WHATEVER. I'M OUTTA HERE.
PIP, PIP. DOODLEY DO.
[MUSIC]
OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS. MEGAN WON'T COME OUT OF HER ROOM.
OF HER ROOM. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EAR?
WELL, I KNOCKED ON HER DOOR.
SHE OPENED IT SHE OPENED IT AND THEN SHE SCREAMED
GO AWAY AT ME
THROUGH A VERY LOUD BULLHORN.
SHE'S TAKING
SHE'S TAKING THIS BREAK UP THING PRETTY HARD.
I FEEL REALLY BAD.
AND YOU SHOULD.
YOU RUINED YOU RUINED YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S
YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S FIRST RELATIONSHIP.
FIRST RELATIONSHIP. WE WERE PROTECTING HER.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
YEAH. CREEPY COREY WAS MOVING IN
FOR A KISS.
LOOK, GUYS,
LOOK, GUYS, I'M HER FATHER.
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA
OF MEGAN DATING SOME BOY.
BUT SHE'S NOT
A LITTLE KID ANYMORE.
SHE'S BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. OKAY, ENOUGH.
OKAY, ENOUGH. WE GET IT. WE GET IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. COME ON.
COME ON. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. ANYWAY, YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA HAVE TO FIX THIS.
SERIOUSLY.
SERIOUSLY. WELL.
WELL. MAYBE IF WE TALK
TO THIS COREY KID, TO THIS COREY KID, WE CAN GET HIM
TO TAKE MEGAN BACK.
GOOD.
GOOD. NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME
YOUR ICE POP?
THANKS.
THANKS. AH.
AH. THAT'S THE STUFF.
[MUSIC]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
OOH, COREY'S HERE. TOLD YOU, HE'D COME. HEY, DAD.
HEY, DAD. COREY IS HERE.
COREY IS HERE. BRING HIM UP, OKAY?
YEAH.
YEAH. OKAY.
OKAY. LET'S DO THIS QUICK. LET'S DO THIS QUICK. MEGAN COMES BACK
FROM OBOE PRACTICE FROM OBOE PRACTICE IN A HALF HOUR.
RIGHT. RIGHT. FELLAS.
FELLAS. COREY IS HERE.
HEY.
HEY. WHAT'S UP, COREY?
I'll LEAVE YOU GUYS TO TALK.
SO, COREY,
SO, COREY, THANKS FOR COMING BY.
OKAY. OKAY. LOOK, YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES.
MY MOM'S WAITING MY MOM'S WAITING DOWN IN THE CAR,
AND SHE CANNOT BE LATE
FOR THERAPY.
FOR THERAPY. SO TALK.
SO TALK. WE'RE REALLY SORRY WE'RE REALLY SORRY WE EMBARRASSED YOU AND MEGAN
THE OTHER DAY.
EXTREMELY SORRY.
EXTREMELY SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE HER OLDER BROTHERS,
SO SOMETIMES WE CAN BE
A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE.
AND A LITTLE STUPID. A LOT STUPID.
YEAH, THANK YOU.
SO IF YOU'LL ACCEPT
OUR APOLOGY,
OUR APOLOGY, WE'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE MEGAN
ANOTHER CHANCE.
ANOTHER CHANCE. OKAY.
OKAY. I'll GET BACK WITH YOUR SISTER.
GREAT.
GREAT. AWESOME.
AWESOME. BUT I WANT THAT CLOCK.
WHAT?
WHAT? YOU WANT ME
TO GET BACK WITH MEGAN OR NOT?
GIVE HIM THE CLOCK.
I'll GIVE HIM A CLOCK.
FINE. TAKE THE CLOCK. AND THAT GUITAR.
NO.
NO. THEN FORGET IT.
OH, COME ON. OH, COME ON. IT'S OLD ONE.
YOU DON'T EVEN
PLAY IT ANYMORE.
FINE.
FINE. TAKE THE GUITAR.
GIVE ME YOUR PANTS.
OUR PANTS?
OUR PANTS? BOTH OF YOU: PANTS.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA FIT YOU.
I'll GROW INTO 'EM.
GUESS WE'RE GIVING HIM.
GUESS WE'RE GIVING HIM OUR PANTS.
OUR PANTS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
WE'RE PANTS-LESS.
WE'RE PANTS-LESS. SWEET.
SWEET. I'll CALL MEGAN TONIGHT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE TOOK OUR PANTS.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT KID.
[MUSIC]
HEY, HELEN. I JUST CAME TO PICK UP MY PAYCHECK.
TO PICK UP MY PAYCHECK. HMM, OKAY, HERE.
THANKS.
THANKS. UH, HELEN.
UH, HELEN. I WORKED FIVE DAYS LAST WEEK.
SO?
SO? YOU ONLY PAID ME FOR THREE.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. THIS WAY I SAVE MONEY.
OH, HEY.
OH, HEY. CHECK IT OUT.
I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
NO WAY. NO WAY. I THOUGHT
I THOUGHT YOU COULD ONLY GET THIS CANDY
IN JAPAN.
IN JAPAN. WELL, I KNOW A GUY.
YOU ARE THE SWEETEST THING.
JUST CONSIDER IT
OUR ONE-MONTH ANNIVERSARY
PRESENTS.
PRESENTS. OH.
OH. YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
THANKS, BABE.
DRAKE, DRAKE. WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS. OH.
OH. YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
WHOA, MAN,
WHOA, MAN, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
MRS. HAFER DIED?
NO.
NO. COREY HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
YEAH, I KNOW. YEAH, I KNOW. HE'S WITH MEGAN.
HE'S WITH MEGAN. THAT'S WHY WE GAVE HIM
OUR PANTS.
OUR PANTS. ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND.
ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND. WHAT?
WHAT? YOU HEARD MY WORDS.
THAT COREY'S A LITTLE
TWO-TIMING-GIRL-KISSING-
JAPANESE-CANDY-GIVING JERK.
OKAY. OKAY. WHAT IS SO SPECIAL
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT JAPANESE CANDY?
OH, IT'S A BIG DEAL.
NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS?
ABOUT THIS? WE'RE GONNA TELL MEGAN.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
NO.
NO. YES.
YES. OH, WE CAN'T GO TO MEGAN
WITH THIS.
WITH THIS. WE COULD
WE COULD IF YOU'D LET GO OF MY SHIRT.
LOOK, IF WE TELL
MEGAN, LOOK, IF WE TELL MEGAN, SHE'S GONNA THINK
WE'RE MAKING IT UP.
SHE'S GONNA THINK WE'RE LYING
JUST TO KEEP HER
FROM DATING COREY.
MAN.
MAN. YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
[MUSIC]
MEGAN. OH, MAN, EVERY TIME. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOVIE?
TO THE MOVIE? EXCUSE US.
EXCUSE US. SORRY, PEOPLE. SORRY, PEOPLE. YEAH, WE JUST GOT
A LITTLE BUSINESS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
I AM GOING TO DO SUCH ILLEGAL THINGS TO THEM.
HEY, TURN THE MOVIE BACK ON.
JUST RELAX.
JUST RELAX. WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY?
I'll GIVE YOU MY WATCH IF YOU DON'T KILL ME. COME ON, CHUCK.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
PLEASURE.
PLEASURE. HOW ARE YOU, CHUCK?
I THOUGHT YOU CLOWNS
WERE GONNA LEAVE US ALONE.
OH, YEAH, WE WERE, COREY, UNTIL WE FOUND
OUT UNTIL WE FOUND OUT YOU WERE STEPPING OUT
ON OUR SISTER.
WOW. WOW. STEPPING OUT?
STEPPING OUT? I KNOW TERMS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GUYS DID THIS TO ME AGAIN.
WHY ARE SO OBNOXIOUS?
MEGAN, MEGAN, YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND HERE
IS DATING ANOTHER GIRL.
HE IS NOT.
I AM NOT.
I AM NOT. AND YOU GUYS
HAVE ABOUT FIVE SECONDS
TO GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE
YOU'RE BOTH GONNA WAKE UP
TOMORROW MORNING UNDER WATER. OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US...
MAYBE YOU'LL BELIEVE
GIRLFRIEND NUMBER TWO.
HEY, BOYFRIEND.
HEY, BOYFRIEND. MONICA.
MONICA. WHO'S MONICA?
WHO'S MONICA? I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HER BEFORE.
YOU JUST CALLED HER MONICA.
WHO IS SHE?
I USED TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.
COME ON, MEGS. WE'RE DONE. WILL YOU GUYS
WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE DRIVE ME HOME?
OF COURSE WE WILL.
AS SOON AS SOON AS WE TEACH COREY HERE
A LITTLE LESSON.
YEAH, THE HARD WAY.
[MUSIC]
YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US HE KNEW KUNG FU. YEAH, HE KNEW KUNG FU
REAL GOOD.
REAL GOOD. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. AND LISTEN, AND LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU GUYS DID FOR ME.
IT MEANS A LOT.
NO.
NO. WE'RE JUST SORRY
THAT GUY WASN'T NICE TO YOU.
OR TO OUR FACES.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
MEGAN SAID SHE LOVES US. I KNOW.
DUDE, YOU'RE CRYING.
HE KICKED ME ON THE THROAT.
[MUSIC]
OW.
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
HOW FUN IS THAT?
I LOVE THESE. I KNOW.
COME ON, LET'S GO CLACK IN THE LIVING ROOM.
OW.
OH.
WHOA.
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
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