SO LISTEN, YOU'VE ALL HEARD ME TELL YOU A LOT OF STORIES
ABOUT ME AND JOSH.
OVER THE YEARS,
I'VE TOLD YOU A WHOLE LOT
ABOUT ME AND MY BROTHER, DRAKE.
BUT THIS TIME, BUT THIS TIME, I WANNA TALK
TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS
AND SISTERS.
AND SISTERS. BUT FOR THE NEXT BUT FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF MINUTES,
I WANNA TALK I WANNA TALK TO THE KIDS OUT THERE
UNDER THE AGE OF SIX.
HELLO.
HELLO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
HI.
HI. WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING
TO EAT?
TO EAT? WHAT GAMES
WHAT GAMES DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
ME, TOO.
ME, TOO. HEY, DO YOU LIKE ME?
DO YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
OH, THANK YOU.
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
YOU THINK I'M HANDSOME?
WHAT A SPECIAL THING TO SAY. WHAT?
WHAT? WELL, WHO YOU CALLIN' A DORK?
HEY HEY, HEY, HEY.
GO GET YOUR MOTHER,
YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. A PRESENT?
A PRESENT? FOR ME? FOR ME? ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, JUST BRING YOUR KID
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TV SET
'CAUSE I GOT A FEW THINGS
TO SAY.
TO SAY. A PLATE OF COOKIES?
OH, YUMMY.
OH, YUMMY. I THINK IT'S PRETTY RUDE
TO TELL A PERSON THAT HE'S A...
DID YOU JUST...
YOU JUST SPIT IN MY EYE.
MMMM.
MMMM. THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
OH, IT BURNS.
LITTLE FRUIT, LITTLE SAMMY, LOT OF LEMONADE EQUALS HAPPY JOSH.
[MUSIC] COMING UP NEXT ON "SUZANNA LOUISIANA"...
NOPE.
NOPE. AND YOU'LL SEE IT ALL
TONIGHT, HERE ON THE FRUIT
AND VEGETABLE CHANNEL. YES.
I'M SO MAD.
YES, I CAN TELL
BY YOUR VIOLENT BANANA CHEWING.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE TONIGHT. YES. SO DID I.
YES. SO DID I. TAMARA CANCELLED.
TAMARA CANCELLED. YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, NO GIRL'S EVER CANCELLED A DATE
WITH ME.
WITH ME. FLAKE.
FLAKE. WHY'D SHE FLAKE?
SHE WENT HIKING SHE WENT HIKING THIS AFTERNOON;
THIS AFTERNOON; GOT BITTEN BY A SNAKE,
APPARENTLY POISONOUS.
WHOA, IS SHE OKAY?
I DON'T KNOW, SHE CALLED ME FROM THE HOSPITAL,
BUT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER 'CAUSE SHE WAS
HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING. CAN I HAVE THAT LEMONADE?
BUT ANYWAY, NOW IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT,
NEVER SAY NOTHING.
SIT AND WATCH WITH ME. TONIGHT, PART TWO OF OUR SIX-PART SERIES
OF OUR SIX-PART SERIES ON AVOCADOS:
ON AVOCADOS: VEGETABLE, FRUIT OR BOTH?
THE ANSWER IS FRUIT.
OH, THEY JUST GAVE IT AWAY.
DUDE, WHO EVEN
CARES DUDE, WHO EVEN CARES WHETHER AN AVOCADO
IS A VEGETABLE OR A FRUIT?
IT'S A HOT TOPIC.
NO ONE CARES.
EVERYONE CARES.
EVERYONE CARES. [DOORBELL]
[DOORBELL] I'll GET IT.
YOU JUST EAT THE AVOCADO.
YOU DON'T DISCUSS IT.
YES, CAN... WHOA.
HELLO?
HELLO? OKAY, YOU OVER THERE,
AND YOU ARE RIGHT HERE,
AND YOU, TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT.
EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO ARE YOU? YEAH, WHAT ARE
YOU... YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU... SIGN HERE, HERE,
AND HERE, PLEASE.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WHO ARE YOU?
YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO OUR HOUSE
AND MAKE US SIGN THINGS.
MY NAME IS RICK HOWARD
AND I'M WITH MTV.
MTV? GIMME THE PEN.
DUDE LET ME SIGN FIRST. OKAY.
OKAY. TELL ME WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
IT'S ABOUT ONE
OF YOUR CLASSMATES IN SCHOOL.
THORNTON, COME IN HERE, PLEASE.
DRAKE, JOSH,
DRAKE, JOSH, GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON,
THORNTON? THORNTON? WELL, I'M TURNING 16
NEXT WEEK AND MTV
IS SHOWING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
ON "DUDE, I'M 16."
ON MTV?
ON MTV? I LOVE THAT SHOW.
YUP.
YUP. YEAH, ANYWAY,
YEAH, ANYWAY, SO THEY WANNA VIDEOTAPE ME,
HANDIN' OUT HANDIN' OUT ALL THE INVITATIONS,
SO I'M GONNA GO OUT,
COME BACK IN, AND YOU GUYS JUST ACT NATURAL.
COOL. NATURAL.
COOL. NATURAL. I CAN DO THAT.
YEAH.
YEAH. THE HAIR COOL WITH YOU? THE HAIR COOL WITH YOU? YOU GUYS SET?
ALREADY ROLLING.
ALREADY ROLLING. GO FOR IT.
[DOORBELL]
GO. [DOORBELL] GET THE DOOR.
OH.
OH. I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.
WE WON'T KNOW
TILL WE OPEN THE DOOR.
THORNTON.
THORNTON. HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS. SO, I'M HAVING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT
DOWN AT CLUB DIEGO,
AND YOU GUYS ARE INVITED. OH.
OH. THANK YOU, THORNTON.
WE'LL BE THERE.
AND CUT IT.
ADEQUATE JOB, GUYS.
THAT'LL DO IT UP.
WELL, MAN, WELL, MAN, THANKS FOR INVITING US
TO YOUR PARTY.
YEAH. IS IT GONNA BE HUGE?
WELL, IT'S GONNA BE HOT,
BUT IT'S A TIGHT LIST.
ONLY THE 50 COOLEST KIDS
I KNOW.
I KNOW. BUT, THEN MY MOM SAID,
IF I INVITED DRAKE,
I HAD TO INVITE YOU, TOO.
I'll TAKE IT.
AND IT ORIGINATES AND IT ORIGINATES FROM BOLIVIA.
FROM BOLIVIA WHICH IS WHY THE AVOCADO
IS A FRUIT, NOT A VEGETABLE.
THEY'RE SAYING AN AVOCADO IS A FRUIT.
IT IS.
IT IS. IT'S A VEGETABLE.
IT'S A FRUIT.
AVOCADOS AIN'T SWEET.
A FRUIT A FRUIT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SWEET.
YES, IT DOES.
THEN EXPLAIN THE LEMON.
OKAY, THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT.
AND YOU SAY
PEOPLE DON'T CARE.
♪ AND I NEVER THOUGHT ♪
♪ THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
♪ (SEE WHAT'S INSIDE) ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME ♪
♪ TO REALIZE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE ♪
♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
♪ I'll ALWAYS BE ♪
♪ PICKIN' YOU UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
♪ OOH ♪
[MUSIC]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA BE ON "DUDE, I'M 16."
I LOVE THAT SHOW.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. OOH, AND GET THIS:
YOU SAW "GALAXY WARS"?
I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. AT THE PARTY, MTV IS GONNA HAVE
SOME OF THE
ACTUAL SOME OF THE ACTUAL RED SKYNAUTS THERE
TO RE-ENACT THE SCENE.
"THE BATTLE OF
PANTHATAR?" "THE BATTLE OF PANTHATAR?" YEAH.
YEAH. I LOVE THAT BATTLE.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. JOSH, JOSH, JOSH,
LOOK WHAT I HAVE.
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT WHAT I GOT. LOOK AT WHAT I GOT. LOOK WHAT I GOT.
LOOK WHAT I GOT. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? THE BEATLES'
THE BEATLES' "ABBEY ROAD" ALBUM
SIGNED BY ALL FOUR BEATLES.
NO WAY.
NO WAY. NOW HOW'D YOU GET THIS?
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW THAT OLD GUY FROM ENGLAND
WHO LIVES TWO
BLOCKS OVER WHO LIVES TWO BLOCKS OVER FROM US?
FROM US? MISTER PRUMPET?
MISTER PRUMPET? THE GUY THE GUY WITH THE HOT GRANDDAUGHTER?
YES... AND YES.
LOOK, ANYWAY, LOOK, ANYWAY, HIS BROTHER USED TO BE
A SOUND ENGINEER FOR THE BEATLES
BACK IN THE '60s,
SO HE HAS LIKE A DOZEN.
SO HE HAS LIKE A DOZEN OF THESE AUTOGRAPHED ALBUMS.
AND HE JUST GAVE THIS TO YOU?
YEAH, FOR FREE.
AND ALL I GOT TO DO IS STAY AWAY
FROM HIS GRANDDAUGHTER.
UNBELIEVABLE.
UNBELIEVABLE. JOHN LENNON, PAUL MCCARTNEY,
GEORGE HARRISON,
GEORGE HARRISON, AND RINGO STARR.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME
"DADDY ONE LEG" STARTS?
YEAH. YEAH. THE NEXT SHOW STARTS
IN 40 MINUTES.
OKAY. THANKS.
OKAY. THANKS. AWW.
AWW. SHE'S GOT NOTHIN' TO DO
FOR 40 MINUTES.
I THINK I CAN HELP HER.
WHAT'S UP, NICHOLS?
HEY, THORNTON. HOW YA DOIN', MAN? HOW YA DOIN', MAN? I WAS JUST TELLING STEVE
ABOUT THE UNBELIEVABLE PARTY
YOU'RE HAVING.
YOU'RE HAVING. YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE SWEET.
YES.
YES. YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T RECEIVE AN INVITATION.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOUR LOSS.
YOUR LOSS. WHAT'S HIS...
WHAT'S HIS... NO ONE KNOWS.
HEY, SO HEY, SO I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT I SHOULD PUT WHAT I SHOULD PUT IN ALL THE GIFT BAGS
FOR PARTY GUESTS.
GIFT BAGS? GIFT BAGS? YEAH, MTV'S LETTIN' ME SPEND
500 BUCKS PER PERSON,
SO, DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD GIVE OUT
THE UNDERWATER GEO... [MAKES SOUND]
[MAKES SOUND] - -OR THE NEW POCKET...
OR THE NEW POCKET... [MAKES SOUND]
[MAKES SOUND] YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? I'll JUST GIVE EVERYONE BOTH.
YES.
YES. DON'T MAKE THOSE SOUNDS DON'T MAKE THOSE SOUNDS AT MY PARTY.
SORRY.
SORRY. HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND?
MY GIRLFRIEND? DIANE?
DIANE? NO, BROKE UP WITH DIANE.
DATING THIS NEW CHICK, MARIA.
I'M MEETING HER HERE
TO SEE "DADDY ONE LEG."
OH COOL. OH COOL. I HEARD THEY GOT REALLY GOOD...
- -UH, MARIA?
UH, MARIA? YEAH. BRUNETTE,
YEAH. BRUNETTE, REALLY CUTE, ABOUT 5'2".
AH.
AH. SHE'S SUPPOSED SHE'S SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE 10 MINUTES AGO.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE COULD BE. UHHH, YOU KNOW... ARE YOU SURE
THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE BROKEN UP
WITH THAT DIANE GIRL,
'CAUSE SHE JUST SEEMED LIKE
A WINNER.
A WINNER. SHE MOVED TO VERMONT.
YOU COULD MOVE THERE, TOO.
I HEAR THEY GOT TREES
FULL OF SYRUP.
THANKS, BUT I'M JUST GONNA GO
FIND... MARIA.
FIND... MARIA. THORTON.
THORTON. FREE POPCORN?
FREE POPCORN? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', PARKER?
KISSIN' A GIRL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
YOU WERE KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND.
MY GIRLFRIEND. OH, YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME
OF A FUNNY STORY...
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. HE'S JUST AN AWESOME KISSER.
OH NO, HE'S NOT. OH NO, HE'S NOT. NO, HE'S NOT.
NO, HE'S NOT.
THORNTON, YOU'RE WAY
BETTER. THORNTON, YOU'RE WAY BETTER. KISS HIM.
KISS HIM. KISS HIM RIGHT NOW.
NOT A CHANCE.
WE ARE OVER.
COME ON, THORNTON...
AND YOU, YOU ARE UNINVITED
TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. BUT HEY, BUT HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I DIDN'T KNOW I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
YEAH. HE DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
YOU, TOO. UNINVITED.
OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. NO YELLING IN THE THEATER AREA.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S THE LADY'S RESTROOM?
I AM TALKING TO PEOPLE.
UNINVITED.
ENOUGH.
HEY. WELL, DID YOU GO TO THORNTON'S HOUSE?
TO THORNTON'S HOUSE? DID YOU APOLOGIZE?
YEAH. YEAH. I WENT TO THORNTON'S HOUSE
AND I
APOLOGIZED. AND I APOLOGIZED. WELL, PERFECT.
WELL, PERFECT. AND? AND? HE HAD HIS HOUSEKEEPER
KICK ME OUT, KICK ME OUT, THEN HE HIT ME WITH A BROOM,
AND I FELL DOWN
SOME BRICK STAIRS.
OH, I REALLY WANTED TO GO
TO THAT PARTY.
WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?
DON'T WORRY, ALL RIGHT?
I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET EVEN WITH THAT THORNTON.
I DON'T WANNA GET EVEN.
I WANNA GO
TO THAT BIRTHDAY PARTY.
WELL, THORNTON HATES US.
WELL, LET'S MAKE HIM
LOVE US AGAIN.
I TRIED.
I TRIED. WELL, MAYBE WE CAN...
HEY, ISN'T THORNTON
A HUGE BEATLES FAN?
WELL, YEAH, BUT I DON'T SEE
WHAT THAT HAS TO DO... OH NO. NO WAY.
NO WAY. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
I'M TELLING YOU I'M TELLING YOU IF WE GIVE HIM THAT ALBUM
AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT...
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I GUARANTEE YOU,
HE'LL RE-INVITE US.
DUDE, I LOVE THIS ALBUM
MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF. DUDE.
DUDE. OKAY, BUT I LOVE THIS ALBUM
A LOT.
A LOT. COME ON. COME ON. LOOK, THIS PARTY IS GONNA BE
ALL OVER MTV. ALL OVER MTV. THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
AND YOUR BAND.
WELL, YEAH. BUT... WELL, YEAH. BUT... PLUS, THEY'RE GIVING AWAY
GIFT BAGS WITH FREE
UNDERWATER GEOs AND POCKET PALS.
BUT...
BUT... AND, NOT ONLY
ARE THE ACTUAL RED SKYNAUTS
FROM "GALAXY WARS"
IS GONNA BE THERE, BUT I HEARD
FROM A SEMI-RELIABLE SOURCE
THAT THERE'S GONNA
BE THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A SPECIAL APPEARANCE
BY NATASHA BERGMAN.
PRINCESS OBLONGATA?
WEARING THE ROBE OF CURIOSITY.
OF CURIOSITY. OH. BUT...
OH. BUT... [MAKE SOUNDS]
[MUSIC]
HI. NAMES. OH, DRAKE PARKER
OH, DRAKE PARKER AND JOSH NICHOLS,
AND JOSH NICHOLS, BUT WE'RE NOT ON...
NOT ON THE LIST.
YEAH, WE KNOW YEAH, WE KNOW WE'RE NOT ON THE LIST.
BUT IF WE COULD JUST
TALK BUT IF WE COULD JUST TALK TO THORNTON
TO THORNTON FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES... FOR A
COUPLE OF MINUTES... IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST,
I CAN'T LET YOU IN.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. NO,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. PLEASE, COULD YOU JUST LET...
IF YOU COULD
JUST GO IF YOU COULD JUST GO GRAB THORNTON,
GRAB THORNTON, WE CAN EXPLAIN AND... WE CAN EXPLAIN AND... COME ON. I'M TELLING...
HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? THEY'RE NOT INVITED.
YES, SIR.
YES, SIR. I WAS JUST TELLING THEM.
BUT, PLEASE, THORNTON.
DRAKE DIDN'T KNOW DRAKE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DATING MARIA,
AND HE FEELS REALLY BAD
ABOUT IT.
ABOUT IT. OH.
OH. I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT.
AND WE BROUGHT YOU
AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY PRESENT
JUST TO SHOW YOU JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW SORRY WE ARE
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
GIVE HIM THE PRESENT.
EXCUSE ME A SECOND.
GIVE HIM THE PRESENT.
ABBEY ROAD? SIGNED BY ALL FOUR BEATLES? YEAH.
YEAH. UH-HUH.
UH-HUH. THESE ARE REAL AUTOGRAPHS?
YEAH, ALL FOUR.
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS LIKE THIS IS LIKE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT
I'VE EVER GOTTEN.
THIS IS INSANE.
THANKS. WOW.
WE'RE GONNA GO IN. I'M SORRY, FELLOWS. WHOA, WHOA. HEY.
WHOA, WHOA. HEY. YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.
BUT WE JUST GAVE HIM A...
YOU JUST SAW US
GIVING HIM A PRESENT.
WAIT.
WAIT. KEEBLER, COME OUT HERE.
HEY, COME OUT HERE.
WHAT? WHAT? TELL THEM TO LET US IN.
YEAH.
YEAH. NO.
NO. BUT WE JUST GAVE YOU BUT WE JUST GAVE YOU THE BEST PRESENT
YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN.
YOU SAID SO.
YEAH, IT IS. THANKS.
YOU'RE STILL NOT
INVITED YOU'RE STILL NOT INVITED TO MY PARTY.
OH.
OH. OH, WHAT DID WE DO?
WE JUST GAVE HIM...
AND I... IT WAS JUST...
[BOTH MAKE SOUNDS]
WILL YOU QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? NO.
NO. I'M GONNA CONTINUE
LOOKING AT YOU LIKE THIS
FOR SEVERAL MORE MINUTES.
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? BECAUSE YOU MADE ME BECAUSE YOU MADE ME GIVE THAT JERK
MY AUTOGRAPHED BEATLES ALBUM,
AND WE'RE STILL
BANNED AND WE'RE STILL BANNED FROM THE PARTY.
WELL, I THOUGHT WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK.
WELL, IT DIDN'T. WELL, IT DIDN'T. WELL, MAYBE,
WELL, MAYBE, IF YOU DIDN'T PUSH YOUR LIPS
AGAINST EVERY GIRL AGAINST EVERY GIRL WITH A MOUTH...
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS...
MEGAN PARKER.
MEGAN PARKER. WELCOME TO THE PARTY, WELCOME TO THE PARTY, MISS PARKER.
MISS PARKER. RIGHT THIS WAY.
OH, HEY.
OH, HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
GOIN' TO THE PARTY.
HOW'D YOU GET INVITED?
WELL, WELL, THORNTON'S LITTLE BROTHER
HAS A THING FOR ME,
SO HE INVITED ME, AND I FIGURED,
YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?
WELL, CAN YOU GET US IN?
CAN I BRING CAN I BRING A COUPLE OF GUESTS?
SURE.
SURE. NO.
NO. >> HEY... HEY... >>... EVIL.
EVIL. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
WE DESERVE TO GO WE DESERVE TO GO TO THAT PARTY.
OR AT LEAST
I DESERVE TO GET MY ALBUM BACK.
HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY. THE ACTORS FROM "GALAXY WARS"
ARE HERE.
ARE HERE. SHOOT 'EM COMING IN.
OH MY GOD. THEY'RE HERE.
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE] [CHEERING]
[CHEERING] PRINCESS OBLONGATA.
PRINCESS OBLONGATA. WEARING THE ROBE
OF CURIOSITY.
OF CURIOSITY. SO, SO CURIOUS.
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE GONNA MISS THIS PARTY.
HEY, I THINK
I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GET IN,
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT? FOLLOW ME.
FOLLOW ME. EXCUSE US. EXCUSE US. YES?
YES? HELLO, RED SKYNAUTS.
HELLO.
HELLO. WOULD YOU MIND WOULD YOU MIND IF WE TOOK A PICTURE
WITH YOU GUYS? WITH YOU GUYS? SURE.
SURE. COOL. COOL. COOL. COOL. OKAY, JOSH, JUST STAND THERE
WITH THE GUYS. WITH THE GUYS. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. WE ARE HUGE "GALAXY WARS" FANS.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. LOOK TIGHT, GUYS, LOOK TIGHT.
WAIT. WAIT. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LIGHT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LIGHT OUT HERE.
OUT HERE. DO YOU MIND DO YOU MIND IF WE TAKE THE PICTURE
IN THAT DARK ALLEY OVER THERE?
NO, NOT AT ALL. NO, NOT AT ALL. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. IT'LL BE REALLY EASY.
IT'LL ONLY TAKE YOU A SECOND.
OH, WE'LL CALL IT
"THE DARK ALLEY SHOOT."
YEAH, COME ON.
[APPLAUSE] [CHEERING]
I DO NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. YEAH, I KNOW.
THESE COSTUMES
THESE COSTUMES MAKE YOUR BUTT SWEAT.
NOT THE COSTUMES. I DON'T LIKE BEING AT A PARTY
WHERE I'M NOT WELCOME.
WELL, LOOK, WELL, LOOK,
WE'RE NOT GONNA WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY HERE, RIGHT?
I JUST WANNA GET I JUST WANNA GET MY BEATLES ALBUM BACK
AND THEN WE'LL LEAVE.
BUT, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET YOUR ALBUM BACK?
LOOK.
LOOK. THEY'RE TAKING THE PRESENTS THEY'RE
TAKING THE PRESENTS IN THAT ROOM OVER THERE.
COME ON.
OKAY. NOW, LET'S FIND YOUR BEATLES ALBUM AND GET OUT OF HERE.
RIGHT.
[GROWLING] WHAT COLOR OF BAG DID WE BRING?
DID WE BRING? I DON'T REMEMBER.
OH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND IT.
YES, WE ARE.
START RIFLING.
START RIFLING. RIFLING.
RIFLING. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, EVERYONE. OKAY,
OKAY, OKAY, EVERYONE. I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR JOINING ME HERE
ON MY 16th BIRTHDAY.
AND NOW, AND NOW, THANKS TO MY FRIENDS.
THANKS TO MY FRIENDS OVER AT MTV.
I GIVE YOU
SOME OF THE ACTUAL CAST MEMBERS
FROM "GALAXY WARS"
PERFORMING THE CLIMAX
OF THE BATTLE OF PANTHATAR. [MUSIC]
WHERE ARE THE OTHER SKYNAUTS? OH, BISCUITS. OH, MAN. WHERE IS IT?
OH, BISCUITS. OH, MAN. WHERE IS IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHOA.
WHOA. YOU FIND IT?
NO, BUT SOMEBODY GOT HIM
A VIDEO WATCH.
WILL YOU JUST LOOK WILL YOU JUST LOOK FOR THE ALBUM
SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
RIGHT.
RIGHT. PUT IT BACK.
HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS CURTAIN?
DUDE.
DUDE. RED SKYNAUTS, YOU'RE ON.
OH, SORRY.
OH, SORRY. WE WERE JUST PRACTICING
OUR MOVES.
OUR MOVES. JUST GET OUT THERE.
BUT ARE YOU SURE...
OKAY. JUST GET ON. [SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING] YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO DUCK. ARE SUPPOSED TO DUCK. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
OW.
OW. HEY, GORK... HEY, WATCH OUT.
NO. NO.
NO. NO. HEY, DUCK.
HEY, DUCK. WHOA.
WHOA. OW, OW.
OW, OW. I GOTTA SEE THIS MOVIE.
OW.
OW. [MAKES SOUND]
[MAKES SOUND] I DROPPED FROM THE SPACE
ON YOU.
ON YOU. I'M FROM SPACE.
OW. OW.
OW. OW. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT. HEY, STOP IT.
OW, OW. OW, OW. OH, MY HEAD.
OW. OH, NO.
HEY.
HEY. WILL YOU STOP HITTING US?
CLEARLY, WE DON'T KNOW
THE CHOREOGRAPHY.
THE CHOREOGRAPHY. OKAY, BACK OFF, BACK OFF,
BACK OFF. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU GUYS?
WHY AREN'T YOU...
OH.
OH. DRAT. DRAT. HEY.
HEY. DRAKE AND JOSH ARE NOT INVITED.
I WANT THEM OUT OF HERE.
NO.
NO. NOT UNTIL
NOT UNTIL I GET MY BEATLES ALBUM BACK.
LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT. HE'S GOT A PROP.
GET THEM OUT OF HERE.
I MEAN IT, GET AWAY.
NO.
NO. COME ON, YOU WANT SOME FIRE?
COME ON.
COME ON. STAY BACK.
STAY BACK. STAY BACK.
STAY BACK. HEY, MOVE IT. I MEAN IT.
GET AWAY.
GET AWAY. COME ON. I WANT YOU.
STAY BACK. STAY BACK.
THE BATTLE OF PANTHATAR IS DONE.
IS DONE. BACK TO THE SHIP.
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING] COME ON. LET'S GET THEM.
YEAH. YOU GUYS BETTER RUN.
THEY STILL FOLLOWIN' US? NO. I THINK WE LOST 'EM WHEN WE CUT
WHEN WE CUT THROUGH THE PARKING LOT
THROUGH THE PARKING LOT AT B.F. WANGS.
YEAH. WOO. THAT WAS CLOSE.
HEY, I'M SORRY
WE DIDN'T GET YOUR ALBUM BACK.
DIDN'T WE?
DIDN'T WE? YOU GOT IT?
I WASN'T LEAVING THERE
WITHOUT THE BEATLES.
ARE YOU GUYS REALLY FROM THE MOVIE "GALAXY WARS?"
YES.
YES. ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY. YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET SOME TACOS?
SOME TACOS? UH-HUH.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
LOOK AT THIS THING.
YEAH. IT'S SO DORKY.
MOM. YOU GUYS BETTER RUN. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
YOU GUYS BETTER RUN. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
THEY'RE NOT INVITED.
ALL RIGHT. ONE MORE TIME.
[MAKES SOUND]
OH, SORRY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. DIRECTOR CALLS "WAIT."
SORRY, SORRY.
SORRY, SORRY. LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU. HEY, ALL GOOD?
ALL RIGHT.
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