[MUSIC]
DRAKE, HE JUST THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME AT EVERYTHING. I CAN PRETTY MUCH BEAT JOSH
AT EVERYTHING, LIKE TODAY. LIKE TODAY. LIKE TODAY. LIKE TODAY.
LIKE TODAY. LIKE TODAY.
LIKE TODAY. I TOLD JOSH I TOLD JOSH THAT I COULD DRINK
WAY MORE CUPS OF COFFEE
THAN HE CAN.
DRAKE SAID HE COULD DRINK
WAY MORE CUPS OF COFFEE THAN ME.
HE SAID THAT.
OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
HE SAID IT.
THAT MAKES 26.
TWENTY-SIX DOWN.
TWENTY-SIX DOWN. COME ON.
COME ON. THE ONLY BUMMER
ABOUT DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
IS IT MAKES YOU FEEL
A LITTLE HYPER AND JITTERY.
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY DOWNSIDE
OF DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
IS THAT IT MAKES YOU FEEL
A LITTLE HYPER-JITTERY.
HYPER-JITTERY, JITTERY-HYPER, HYPER-JITTERY.
HYPER-JITTERY. BUT, JOSH NEVER SAID
I COULDN'T DRINK DECAF.
SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR.
[MUSIC]
SO, JOSH, THANKS FOR THROWING ME
THIS GREAT PARTY.
YEAH, THIS IS QUITE A PARTY.
I HOPE THE NEIGHBORS
DON'T CALL THE COPS ON US.
SO, ERIC, YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING PUERTO RICO?
OH YEAH.
IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
THEN JUST GO ALREADY. IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE, THEN LEAVE.
THEN LEAVE. YOU PROMISED
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS.
WHAT'S UP, CRAIG.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK.
HE ALMOST MAKES YOU SEEM
LIKE A WINNER.
OH OKAY. WHO WANTS ANOTHER GLASS OF LIMEADE?
OF LIMEADE? TRAVIS, YOU?
TRAVIS, YOU? NO?
NO? YOU LET ME DOWN A LITTLE.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. MARCY, COME ON, I SPENT,
LIKE, TWO HOURS PICKIN' LIMES.
OKAY.
OKAY. WELL I'M OUT OF HERE.
CRAIG. HAVE A NICE TRIP.
I'M ERIC.
I'M ERIC. OKAY.
OKAY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOU PROMISED ME
YOU'D STAY THE WHOLE PARTY.
I'M NOT SPENDING
MY ENTIRE SATURDAY NIGHT
HANGING WITH A BUNCH OF LOSERS.
NO OFFENSE.
NO OFFENSE. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER.
WHATEVER. HEY, JOSH, HEY, JOSH, I KNOW WHAT WOULD GET
THIS PARTY STARTED.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US
SOME OF YOUR COOL DANCES. YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH, DUDE, COME ON.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S SEE SOME LIFE
FOR THIS PARTY. FOR THIS PARTY. OKAY.
OKAY. YEAH, COME ON.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. [MUSIC]
[MUSIC] ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. CHECK IT OUT.
CHECK IT OUT. THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING THIS
IS A LITTLE SOMETHING I CALL "THE SHOWER."
ALL YOU HAVE TO TURN ON
AND GRAB SOAP AND LATHER,
LATHER... WATCH THE FEET... LATHER, LATHER.
LATHER, LATHER. PUT... TOWEL DRY,
COME ON AND TOWEL DRY. HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY. DO YOUR TENNIS PLAYER.
OKAY. OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT, "THE
TENNIS PLAYER." "THE TENNIS PLAYER." ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. WE GOT A BALL UP, AND SLAM,
BACKHAND, AND JUST SHAKE IT.
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT UP.
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT UP.
HEY, YOU KNOW, HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD ENTER
YOU SHOULD ENTER THAT DANCE CONTEST
THEY DO ON CHANNEL FIVE.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, WHY NOT, MAN?
DO IT. DO IT. COME ON.
COME ON. I MEAN... I MEAN, THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR THE BEST DANCERS
IN SAN DIEGO.
I'M NOT THAT GOOD.
OH, COME ON. OH, COME ON. OH, YOU'RE THAT GOOD.
YEAH.
YEAH. COME ON, SERIOUSLY, MAN,
YOU SHOULD ENTER THAT CONTEST.
OKAY. OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
OKAY.
OKAY. WHY NOT?
WHY NOT? I'll GIVE IT A SHOT.
GOOD.
GOOD. HEY. WHO'S THE LADY?
YOU BROUGHT HER.
NO.
NO. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. BUT... WHO ARE YOU?
WERE YOU INVITED WERE YOU INVITED TO THIS PARTY?
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[MUSIC]
♪ I NEVER THOUGHT ♪
♪ THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE ♪
♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ I FOUND A WAY ♪
♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪
♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
♪ WELL IT'S GONNA TAKE ♪
♪ SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE ♪
♪ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪
♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪
♪ I'll ALWAYS BE ♪
♪ PICKING YOU UP ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪
[MUSIC]
HEY, MAN. HEY, WHERE WERE YOU AFTER SCHOOL TODAY?
AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? MR. CHANG KEPT ME
MR. CHANG KEPT ME AFTER CLASS TO TALK TO ME
ABOUT MY POOR PERFORMANCE THIS SEMESTER.
THIS SEMESTER. YEAH, LIKE A 30-MINUTE LECTURE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. HE STARTED OFF WITH, "DRAKE,
"YOU NEED TO START
PAYING MORE ATTENTION."
"PAYING MORE ATTENTION." AFTER THAT,
AFTER THAT, I KIND OF ZONED OUT.
HE MEANS YOU GOT TO START
BEING MORE RESPONSIBLE
WITH YOUR SCHOOL WORK. UH-HUH.
UH-HUH. YOU'RE BACK
YOU'RE BACK ON THAT INTERNET DATING SERVICE?
NO.
NO. NEVER AGAIN.
NEVER AGAIN. THESE ARE DANCERS.
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA ENTER
THE DANCE CONTEST?
YEAH.
YEAH. I POSTED A BUNCH OF ADS ONLINE
FOR DANCE PARTNERS.
YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, WITH MOM'S SUPERVISION.
OF COURSE, YEAH.
I ALREADY GOT,
LIKE, A DOZEN RESPONSES.
CHECK IT OUT.
EMILY HENDERSON.
EMILY HENDERSON. YEAH, SHE'S AN EXPERT IN JAZZ,
BALLET, TAP, AND SWING.
OOH, DANCY.
OOH, DANCY. MAN, HER FEET ARE HUGE.
I KNOW.
I KNOW. I'M GONNA GO MEET HER
AT THE PREMIERE.
AND LISTEN, SERIOUSLY, BRO,
YOU GOTTA START FOCUSING MORE
ON SCHOOL.
ON SCHOOL. YOU GOTTA DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
I KNOW, MAN. I KNOW, MAN. YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. PROMISE ME? PROMISE ME? YUP.
YUP. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD BOY. LATER.
[MUSIC]
[DOORBELL RINGING] I GOT IT. THANKS, BABY.
HEY. HEY. I'M DRAKE'S GYM COACH.
PRETTY EXCITING.
PRETTY EXCITING. DRAKE, GET DOWN HERE.
HANG ON. HANG ON. I'M DOING
I'M DOING SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
MEAGAN,
MEAGAN, WOULD YOU COME HELP ME... HELLO.
HI, I'M DRAKE'S GYM COACH.
OH, HI, I'M DRAKE'S MOM.
YOU'RE HIS MOTHER?
YEAH. IS SOMETHING WRONG? WELL, IT'S JUST WELL, IT'S JUST THAT DRAKE TOLD ME
THAT WHEN HE WAS FOUR YEARS OLD,
HIS PARENTS WERE LOST AT SEA.
LOST AT SEA?
YES, MA'AM.
YES, MA'AM. I... I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
DRAKE TOLD YOU...
COACH RIVERS.
COACH RIVERS. MOM, YOU'RE ALIVE.
DRAKE. DRAKE. MOM, JUST HOLD ME.
OH STOP IT.
ANYWAY, I JUST CAME BY
TO LET DRAKE KNOW
THAT HE'S FAILING GYM.
HOW CAN YOU FAIL GYM? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP.
YEAH.
YEAH. THERE LIES THE PROBLEM.
YOU SEE, DRAKE HASN'T SHOWN UP
FOR GYM CLASS
FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
MONTHS?
MONTHS? AND IF YOU FAIL GYM,
YOU HAVE TO REPEAT 11th GRADE.
WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? WHY DIDN'T YOU.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT EARLIER?
YOU NEVER COME TO CLASS.
OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY. WHAT IF I COME TO CLASS WHAT IF I COME TO CLASS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST
OF THE SEMESTER? OF THE SEMESTER? TOO LATE.
TOO LATE. YOU STILL WOULDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH CREDITS TO PASS.
OH MAN.
OH MAN. I'M... I'M SORRY, SON.
WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO.
[MUSIC]
SO YOU REALLY STARTED DANCING WHEN YOU WERE FOUR-YEARS-OLD. YOUNGER.
YOUNGER. MY DAD HAS VIDEO OF ME
MY DAD HAS VIDEO OF ME WHEN I WAS THREE-AND-A-HALF,
TAP DANCING
TAP DANCING AT MY UNCLE'S WEDDING.
AND THEN THROWING UP ON MY AUNT.
WHAT A WEDDING TO REMEMBER.
OH YEAH.
OH YEAH. AND YOU'VE SPENT
THE PAST FOUR SUMMERS
AT THE SAN DIEGO DANCE ACADEMY.
THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
OH, THANKS.
OH, THANKS. I DON'T KNOW,
I'VE JUST ALWAYS LOVED TO DANCE.
THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL. JOSH, WE GOT TO TALK.
I'M GONNA FAIL GYM.
I'M KINDA WITH A PERSON HERE.
OH SORRY.
OH SORRY. HI, I'M DRAKE, JOSH'S BROTHER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
CAN I HAVE SOME OF THIS?
THANKS.
THANKS. JOSH, WE GOT TO TALK.
I'M GONNA FAIL GYM.
LOOK.
LOOK. WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR ISSUES
AFTER I'M DONE WITH EMILY.
NO, MAN. NO, MAN. YOU DON'T REALIZE...
YOU DON'T REALIZE... [MAKES SOUND]
[MAKES SOUND] FINE.
FINE. TALK TO EMILY.
SO, WHY DO YOU WANNA ENTER
THE DANCE CONTEST?
[MAKES SOUND]
[MAKES SOUND] WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,
IT'D BE COOL TO WIN. AND I CAN USE THE EXTRA CREDIT
FOR SCHOOL. FOR SCHOOL. EXTRA CREDIT?
EXTRA CREDIT? YEAH.
YEAH. THE CONTEST IS STATE-SPONSORED.
SO IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN USE IT
AS A HIGH SCHOOL CREDIT.
OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
YOU DON'T NEED EXTRA CREDIT.
YES, I DO.
SEE, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND, MINDY,
SHE'S ALWAYS NUMBER ONE
IN MY CLASS EVERY YEAR.
BUT IF I GET THE EXTRA CREDIT
OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL,
I CAN FINALLY BEAT HER.
COOL.
COOL. SO, ARE WE DANCE PARTNERS?
YEAH, WE ARE.
AWESOME.
AWESOME. LET'S START TONIGHT.
OH, PERFECT. OH, PERFECT. I KNOW THIS PLACE...
JOSH.
JOSH. HEY, HELEN.
HEY, HELEN. THIS IS MY DANCE PARTNER...
THERE ARE SOME
HOODLUMS THERE ARE SOME HOODLUMS IN THEATER TWO,
CAUSING A DISTURBANCE.
HOODLUMS?
HOODLUMS? YEAH. BAD BOYS.
TWO OF THEM HAVE BASEBALL BATS. TWO
OF THEM HAVE BASEBALL BATS. NOW YOU GO TELL THEM
TO QUIET DOWN.
SORRY, I'M NOT WORKING TODAY.
IT'S MY DAY OFF.
FIVE, FOUR, THREE...
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WORK
ON MY DAY OFF.
TWO, ONE.
TWO, ONE. QUIET DOWN, HOODLUMS.
HEY. HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
I DON'T KNOW.
ALL RIGHT THEN.
SO, YOU'RE, LIKE,
AN AWESOME DANCER.
WELL, I'VE WON
A FEW TROPHIES.
INTERESTING.
INTERESTING. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
MAKE ALL THE NOISE YOU WANT.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. [MUSIC]
LOOK. I GOT IT. JANIE, I GOT TO GO. 'CAUSE I'M WATCHING "OUTRAGEOUS"
JANIE, I GOT TO GO. 'CAUSE I'M WATCHING "OUTRAGEOUS
CHEERLEADING ACCIDENTS."
"CHEERLEADING ACCIDENTS." OKAY, BYE.
OKAY, BYE. AH. AH. WELL, DEBBIE JACOBSON
BREAKS HER LEG. WHOOPS.
WHOOPS. NO PROM FOR YOU, DEBBIE.
I AM SO ANGRY. AT WHO? THE GUY WHO SOLD YOU
THOSE CLOTHES?
THOSE CLOTHES? NO. NO. MY DANCE PARTNER
WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME
TWO HOURS AGO,
AND SHE NEVER SHOWED UP.
I TRIED CALLING, I TRIED CALLING, LIKE, THREE TIMES,
BUT... WHAT... I TRIED CALLING...
I TRIED TO...
OKAY, WHAT IS THAT NOW?
IT'S DRAKE,
IT'S DRAKE, PRACTICING HIS DANCE ROUTINE.
HIS DANCE...
AND THE DOCTORS CONFIRMED THAT DEBBIE'S LEG IS BROKEN IN THREE PLACES.
OH, DEBBIE, YOU KLUTZ.
[MUSIC] ♪ COME ON, PRETTY BABY ♪ ♪ TAKE ME BY THE HAND ♪
♪ COME ON, PRETTY BABY ♪ ♪ TAKE ME BY THE HAND ♪
♪ COME ON, PRETTY BABY ♪
♪ LET ME BE YOUR MAN ♪
♪ SHE'S FINE LIKE DIAMOND ♪
♪ HOTTER THAN A FRYING PAN ♪
DRAKE, EMILY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WELL, PRACTICING
WELL, PRACTICING FOR THE DANCE CONTEST.
[MUSIC] [MUSIC] WHAT?
WHAT? YOU STOLE MY DANCE PARTNER?
[MUSIC]
DUDE, WOULD YOU STOP TURNING OFF THE MUSIC? NO.
NO. NOW I WANNA KNOW
NOW I WANNA KNOW WHY YOU'RE DANCING WITH EMILY?
BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST DANCER
IN SAN DIEGO.
YEAH. I KNOW THAT MUCH.
I FOUND HER.
I THOUGHT
I THOUGHT WE WERE DANCE PARTNERS?
WELL, AFTER YOU AND I TALKED,
DRAKE ASKED ME
TO BE HIS DANCE PARTNER.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES TO DRAKE
TO DRAKE WHEN YOU ALREADY SAID YES TO ME?
'CAUSE DRAKE GAVE ME
A DIGITAL CAMERA.
THAT'S MY DIGITAL CAMERA. YEAH. WELL, NOT ANYMORE. TOMORROW, SAME TIME?
I'll SEE YOU. I'll SEE YOU. OKAY.
OKAY. WORK ON THAT MOVE I SHOWED YOU.
I'M ON IT.
COOL. SEE YOU.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF PIE? DUDE.
DUDE. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
LOOK, MAN.
LOOK, MAN. I'M FAILING GYM, ALL RIGHT?
I HAVE TO WIN THAT CONTEST,
SO I CAN GET THE EXTRA CREDIT
AND PASS.
AND PASS. I WANT THE EXTRA CREDITS,
SO I CAN FINALLY BE NUMBER ONE
IN MY CLASS INSTEAD OF MINDY.
I'M TIRED OF BEING NUMBER TWO.
NUMBER TWO STINKS.
NUMBER TWO STINKS.
GROW UP.
GROW UP. DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE
TO REPEAT THE 11th GRADE?
ARE YOU GONNA DROP
OUT ARE YOU GONNA DROP OUT OF THE DANCE CONTEST.
OF THE DANCE CONTEST AND GIVE ME MY PARTNER BACK?
I NEED THE CREDIT.
I HAVE TO WIN.
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA.
HUH? HUH? NO, SIR.
NO, SIR. NAH, I'M GONNA FIND
A NEW DANCE PARTNER.
ONE... ONE THAT MAKES EMILY
LOOK LIKE A... LIKE A... A PERSON
THAT DOESN'T NEARLY DATE AS WELL AS... LIKE A...
OH, YOU ARE GONNA LOSE, BABY.
[MUSIC]
UH-OH. WELL. HELLO THERE.
THIS IS YOUR COMPETITION? YES. YES. THESE ARE THE BAD PEOPLE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
DRAKE, EMILY, DRAKE, EMILY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY NEW AND IMPROVED
DANCE PARTNER, VILGA. HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? HEY, WHAT'S UP?
YOU WILL LOSE.
WE WILL LOSE? WE WILL LOSE? ♪ VILGA HAPPENS
TO BE THE NUMBER ONE TO BE THE NUMBER ONE YOUNG DANCER
YOUNG DANCER IN ALL OF EASTERN EUROPE,
AND SHE ALREADY HAS
A DIGITAL CAMERA, SO... HA.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH?
OH, YOU WANNA...
HEY. OKAY.
HEY. OKAY. LET'S NOT BE IMMATURE.
THIS IS JUST
A DANCE COMPETITION.
YOU SMELL LIKE FAILURE.
EXCUSE ME?
EXCUSE ME? HEY, JUST IGNORE HER.
I DON'T LIKE HER ATTITUDE.
IT IS SAD
IT IS SAD THAT YOU ARE NOT PRETTY.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. WHOA.
WHOA. OH.
OH. HEY, HEY, HEY.
SETTLE DOWN.
SETTLE DOWN. OH.
OH. WE WILL SETTLE THIS
WITH DANCE.
WITH DANCE. [MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS DANCING BY KYRA ELLIOTT
BY KYRA ELLIOTT AND JOHN VACARO.
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE] NOW OUR JUDGES
WILL TALLY THEIR SCORES
AND ENTER THEM AND ENTER THEM INTO THE COMPUTER,
AS WE BRING ON
OUR NEXT PAIR OF DANCERS,
VICTOR PRICE AND AMBER VINCENT.
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]
HEY, HAVE EITHER OF THE BOYS BEEN ON YET? NOT YET, I THINK SOON.
NOT YET, I THINK SOON. OKAY. PICKLE?
OKAY. PICKLE? THANKS.
ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'? STRONG AND POWERFUL. YOU?
NERVOUS.
NOW, HOW DO YOU FEEL? STRONG AND POWERFUL. GOOD.
JOSH, VIGLA, I HOPE YOU TWO ARE READY TO LOSE. I SEE YOUR LIPS MOVING
I SEE YOUR LIPS MOVING BUT ALL I HEAR IS...
[MAKES SOUND]
[MAKES SOUND] CUTE.
CUTE. HEY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER,
WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME
TAKE THE FIRST PLACE TROPHY TO MY CAR?
AND WHY ARE YOU SO SURE
YOU'RE GONNA WIN?
UH, BECAUSE UH, BECAUSE I'M READY, MOTIVATED,
AND WEARING
EXTREMELY LOOSED PANTS.
AND BECAUSE HE'S DANCING WITH ME.
WITH ME. YOU, QUIET YOUR FACE.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME?
I HAVE SWALLOWED THINGS
MORE FRIGHTENING THAN YOU.
WHOA, HEY. WHOA, HEY. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. SLOW IT DOWN THERE, LADIES.
DID YOU JUST PUSH ME?
IT WAS NOT THE WIND.
OH. OH. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON. SLOW IT DOWN, LADIES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP IT.
HEY, STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.
STOP IT.
STOP IT. PERHAPS YOU LADIES
DIDN'T READ THE RULES.
YOU FIGHT, YOU'RE OUT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY'RE OUT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN...
AH. THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED. GET THESE TWO GIRLS OUT OF HERE.
WELL... NO. WELL... NO. NO. NO, NO.
YOU CANNOT TAKE ME.
BUT... THEY'RE...
BUT... THEY'RE... WELL, THEY CAN'T LEAVE US.
NO. NO. NO. THEY...
THAT MEAN, FOREIGN GIRL
IS MY DANCE PARTNER.
YEAH.
YEAH. I GOTTA WIN THIS CONTEST.
SORRY, BOYS.
SORRY, BOYS. IF YOU WANNA DANCE, IF YOU WANNA DANCE, YOU BETTER FIND
YOU BETTER FIND SOME OTHER GIRLS.
DUDE, WELL, DUDE, WELL, HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND GIRLS...
AH. THIN ICE.
MAN, THIS IS GREAT. YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THIS?
FOR THIS? WHAT?
WHAT? WELL, I WANTED TO WIN THIS WELL, I WANTED TO WIN THIS MORE THAN YOU DID.
OH, COME, OH WHAT. OH, COME, OH WHAT. SO NOW WE'RE ARGUE
ABOUT WHO WANTED
TO WIN THIS MORE? YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO HOME
AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.
YEAH. LET'S JUST GO HOME.
HEY, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT?
WHAT? [MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE]
NICELY DONE. REALLY. JUDGES, PLEASE TALLY YOUR SCORES AND ENTER THEM
AND ENTER THEM INTO THE COMPUTER.
NOW, UP NEXT, PLEASE GIVE IT UP
FOR THE DANCING TEAM
OF DRAKE PARKER AND EMILY...
SLIGHT CHANGE. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE DANCING TEAM
FOR THE DANCING TEAM OF DRAKE PARKER
AND JOSH NICHOLS.
[APPLAUSE]
[TOGETHER] OH MY GOD.
[MUSIC]
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
YES. [CHEERING]
I LOVE YOU... OH, BOY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. AND THE WINNERS ARE...
DRAKE PARKER AND JOSH NICHOLS.
WHOO. WHOO. YES.
YES. [TOGETHER] OH MY GOD.
I KNEW IT. I KNOW YOU'D WIN. YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME.
[TOGETHER] WHO IS SHE? [MUSIC] [CHEERING]
[MUSIC] [CHEERING]
[CHEERING] [APPLAUSE]
WAS YOUR HUSBAND LOST AT SEA? WHAT? 'CAUSE I'M SINGLE.
'CAUSE I'M SINGLE. I'M NOT A RICH MAN,
BUT I DO LIVE
IN A VERY NICE TRAILER.
NOTHING FANCY
NOTHING FANCY BUT I GOT A GOOD TV,
A COFFEEMAKER, TOILET.
MY HUSBAND'S ALIVE AND WELL.
GOOD DAY.
GOOD DAY. [MUSIC]
MMM.
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